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@astupidgoose.bsky.social
this man has not slept in seven years
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
this man has not slept in seven years
now the blue check will be exclusively for porn bots and groyper meme accounts
October 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
now the blue check will be exclusively for porn bots and groyper meme accounts
reject 4k, return to handycam
August 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
reject 4k, return to handycam
it’s your time to shine
a man wearing a tank top with a boxer on it is holding a gun
ALT: a man wearing a tank top with a boxer on it is holding a gun
media.tenor.com
August 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
it’s your time to shine
everyone in this country talks about Trump like he’s standing just offscreen with a gun
May 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
everyone in this country talks about Trump like he’s standing just offscreen with a gun
ladies of culture, I see
May 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
ladies of culture, I see
legally, murderers cant be quirky or silly
April 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
legally, murderers cant be quirky or silly
unfortunately the mechanics of this app kind of force you to use screenshots instead of qt’s
April 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
unfortunately the mechanics of this app kind of force you to use screenshots instead of qt’s
if you told me that entire script was written by chatgpt I would not question it
April 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
if you told me that entire script was written by chatgpt I would not question it
my favorite part is they set themselves up for a “the zombie guys are still people” plotline and they just abandon it immediately
April 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
my favorite part is they set themselves up for a “the zombie guys are still people” plotline and they just abandon it immediately
why are they shooting guns at each others houses
April 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
why are they shooting guns at each others houses
you wouldn’t get a goddamn thing passed in november
April 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
you wouldn’t get a goddamn thing passed in november
“that dog” is in all of us. His name? Jesus Christ.
March 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“that dog” is in all of us. His name? Jesus Christ.
when you block the person quoting you, it shows up as blocked for everyone
March 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
when you block the person quoting you, it shows up as blocked for everyone
say hi to Jesse Watters, guys
March 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
say hi to Jesse Watters, guys
imagine the money you’ll save on electricity
March 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
imagine the money you’ll save on electricity
begging you to scroll this man’s timeline for like thirty seconds
March 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
begging you to scroll this man’s timeline for like thirty seconds
this is who you’re yelling at right now
March 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
this is who you’re yelling at right now