ryo 🧿
@astryological.bsky.social
budtender 🍃
someone said i look like i should be selling potions in an apothecary in an RPG
someone said i look like i should be selling potions in an apothecary in an RPG
customer: i want a preroll. do you have grams that aren’t rolled?
me: do you know what a preroll is?
me: do you know what a preroll is?
December 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
customer: i want a preroll. do you have grams that aren’t rolled?
me: do you know what a preroll is?
me: do you know what a preroll is?
hey chat what mental illness is this
December 4, 2024 at 6:40 PM
hey chat what mental illness is this
hi everyone a package that was marked delivered to me in september finally showed up
December 2, 2024 at 11:08 PM
hi everyone a package that was marked delivered to me in september finally showed up
me and a customer just said “top of the morning to ya” to each other
December 2, 2024 at 3:54 PM
me and a customer just said “top of the morning to ya” to each other
🥹🥹🥹 my customers are so cute sometimes
December 1, 2024 at 1:46 AM
🥹🥹🥹 my customers are so cute sometimes
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i’m coming to terms with the idea that my favorite way to write is to build a universe of context for a tiny kernel of a story, just writing the whole world around a little anecdote, spiraling my way around the point instead of getting to it.
December 1, 2024 at 12:51 AM
i’m coming to terms with the idea that my favorite way to write is to build a universe of context for a tiny kernel of a story, just writing the whole world around a little anecdote, spiraling my way around the point instead of getting to it.
bestie knew i had to close tn & then work most of tomorrow so they surprised me at work with snacks & company 🥹
November 29, 2024 at 4:39 AM
bestie knew i had to close tn & then work most of tomorrow so they surprised me at work with snacks & company 🥹
moment of silence for all the grandparents who have to sit at thanksgiving dinner while their grandchildren tell them the food is “bussin” or “gas” or “fire”
November 28, 2024 at 5:10 PM
moment of silence for all the grandparents who have to sit at thanksgiving dinner while their grandchildren tell them the food is “bussin” or “gas” or “fire”
you know that saying “they’re playing checkers/i’m playing chess”???
well my boss and i are playing an intense game of uno & he thinks he’s winning bc i’m working thanksgiving but i’m saving my uno reverse for christmas scheduling
well my boss and i are playing an intense game of uno & he thinks he’s winning bc i’m working thanksgiving but i’m saving my uno reverse for christmas scheduling
November 28, 2024 at 4:56 PM
you know that saying “they’re playing checkers/i’m playing chess”???
well my boss and i are playing an intense game of uno & he thinks he’s winning bc i’m working thanksgiving but i’m saving my uno reverse for christmas scheduling
well my boss and i are playing an intense game of uno & he thinks he’s winning bc i’m working thanksgiving but i’m saving my uno reverse for christmas scheduling
bf who wants to play call of duty & gf who uses it as an excuse to smoke and paraglide around in botw
November 27, 2024 at 11:58 PM
bf who wants to play call of duty & gf who uses it as an excuse to smoke and paraglide around in botw
woke up with an aries 12h stellium again, please release me from this mortal coil
November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
woke up with an aries 12h stellium again, please release me from this mortal coil
yay, a new app to remind me that ppl perceive me based on my posts & i don’t come across as a silly lil guy
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
yay, a new app to remind me that ppl perceive me based on my posts & i don’t come across as a silly lil guy
i had recurrent pneumonia as a kid so i love referring to myself a “sickly little child” like i was some victorian child with tuberculosis
November 27, 2024 at 6:12 PM
i had recurrent pneumonia as a kid so i love referring to myself a “sickly little child” like i was some victorian child with tuberculosis
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Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.
November 26, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.
figured it was best to go ahead and get the first trauma dump over
November 27, 2024 at 5:51 AM
figured it was best to go ahead and get the first trauma dump over
regular people ask their budtenders what strain will get them the highest and here i come asking what strain will make me forget when my dad had me pinned against the wall with his arm against my throat when i was 11
November 27, 2024 at 5:49 AM
regular people ask their budtenders what strain will get them the highest and here i come asking what strain will make me forget when my dad had me pinned against the wall with his arm against my throat when i was 11