1. Announce tariffs
2. Stocks plummet
3. Billionaires buy up cheap shares
4. Delay, cancel or amend tariffs
5. Stock prices go back up.
6. Ka-Ching!
1. Announce tariffs
2. Stocks plummet
3. Billionaires buy up cheap shares
4. Delay, cancel or amend tariffs
5. Stock prices go back up.
6. Ka-Ching!
… unlike MAGA Christians.
… unlike MAGA Christians.