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Noemi du Mort
@astrophil.bsky.social
I'm taking notes with my eyes. How do you know I'm not a cop?
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Every time I look up the latest physical malady I'm experiencing, Google is like "it's stress, dipshit" and I'm like "dang"
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh hey busky does have an app that's neat
October 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I like that my doctor and I can laugh about how I'm just always bleeding ever so slightly from the kidneys
September 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I'm in your electorate, deciding on your social issues. 🇮🇹
May 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The disappointment of thinking you've found a new tea shop only to discover that the tea is, once again, a euphemism. 😑
May 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It stopped raining for a few minutes so i decided to step outside. Unfortunately I now have five trees growing inside my face.
May 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Forgot to do the dew. No beauty for me this year.
May 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It works on so many levels (2).
April 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
googling primal scream therapy
March 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
accidentally found out who the current secretary of state is 😔
March 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My students asked me if I had an opinion on Keds. Like, the style value thereof, I guess. And I was like no? They are shoes? Just regular shoes. Like, definitionally they are shoes. What more is there to say
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This paper contains the phrase "since the late 20th century" so I'm going to take a break from reading it for a while
February 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Devastating to realise how comparatively competent I am considering *vague hand gesture*
January 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Body: Okay. I got something new. You ready?
Me: ugh what now
Body: *jazz hands* Chilblains.
Me: WHAT the actual f--sigh. Fine. Where.
Body: Oh, the face, of course.
Me: of course
January 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
duolingo streak totally haxx0r right now
January 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
love getting up at the crack of dawn to shovel snow. love that stupid people and their dogs have already traipsed up and down the sidewalk pounding it into a craterous ice field
January 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"If anything came up that I needed support with, I would definitely reach out!" god why am i such a liar
January 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Adventures in editing:

"Fun fact! This is what 'begging the question' actually looks like!"
January 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Y'ever sneeze while chomping down on a piece of toast? Truly a bottom shelf experience.
January 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
When I am dark and I am down, as dark and down as I am now, the only thing that makes me smile is watching videos of mountaineering disasters
January 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Are we done pretending to have hope for the future yet?
January 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You ever see someone driving around in a Sprite-can colored Porsche and really feel the unbridgeable gap between you and other humans
December 30, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I keep hearing Kings of Leon being played in public spaces and I truly thought we as a society had grown past this
December 11, 2024 at 3:00 AM
That's generous, Duo.
December 2, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I guess we've created potash?
November 23, 2024 at 12:41 AM