Noemi du Mort
@astrophil.bsky.social
I'm taking notes with my eyes. How do you know I'm not a cop?
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Every time I look up the latest physical malady I'm experiencing, Google is like "it's stress, dipshit" and I'm like "dang"
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every time I look up the latest physical malady I'm experiencing, Google is like "it's stress, dipshit" and I'm like "dang"
Oh hey busky does have an app that's neat
October 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Oh hey busky does have an app that's neat
I like that my doctor and I can laugh about how I'm just always bleeding ever so slightly from the kidneys
September 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I like that my doctor and I can laugh about how I'm just always bleeding ever so slightly from the kidneys
I'm in your electorate, deciding on your social issues. 🇮🇹
May 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm in your electorate, deciding on your social issues. 🇮🇹
The disappointment of thinking you've found a new tea shop only to discover that the tea is, once again, a euphemism. 😑
May 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The disappointment of thinking you've found a new tea shop only to discover that the tea is, once again, a euphemism. 😑
It stopped raining for a few minutes so i decided to step outside. Unfortunately I now have five trees growing inside my face.
May 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It stopped raining for a few minutes so i decided to step outside. Unfortunately I now have five trees growing inside my face.
Forgot to do the dew. No beauty for me this year.
May 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Forgot to do the dew. No beauty for me this year.
It works on so many levels (2).
April 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It works on so many levels (2).
googling primal scream therapy
March 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
googling primal scream therapy
accidentally found out who the current secretary of state is 😔
March 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
accidentally found out who the current secretary of state is 😔
My students asked me if I had an opinion on Keds. Like, the style value thereof, I guess. And I was like no? They are shoes? Just regular shoes. Like, definitionally they are shoes. What more is there to say
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My students asked me if I had an opinion on Keds. Like, the style value thereof, I guess. And I was like no? They are shoes? Just regular shoes. Like, definitionally they are shoes. What more is there to say
This paper contains the phrase "since the late 20th century" so I'm going to take a break from reading it for a while
February 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This paper contains the phrase "since the late 20th century" so I'm going to take a break from reading it for a while
Devastating to realise how comparatively competent I am considering *vague hand gesture*
January 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Devastating to realise how comparatively competent I am considering *vague hand gesture*
Body: Okay. I got something new. You ready?
Me: ugh what now
Body: *jazz hands* Chilblains.
Me: WHAT the actual f--sigh. Fine. Where.
Body: Oh, the face, of course.
Me: of course
Me: ugh what now
Body: *jazz hands* Chilblains.
Me: WHAT the actual f--sigh. Fine. Where.
Body: Oh, the face, of course.
Me: of course
January 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Body: Okay. I got something new. You ready?
Me: ugh what now
Body: *jazz hands* Chilblains.
Me: WHAT the actual f--sigh. Fine. Where.
Body: Oh, the face, of course.
Me: of course
Me: ugh what now
Body: *jazz hands* Chilblains.
Me: WHAT the actual f--sigh. Fine. Where.
Body: Oh, the face, of course.
Me: of course
duolingo streak totally haxx0r right now
January 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
duolingo streak totally haxx0r right now
love getting up at the crack of dawn to shovel snow. love that stupid people and their dogs have already traipsed up and down the sidewalk pounding it into a craterous ice field
January 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
love getting up at the crack of dawn to shovel snow. love that stupid people and their dogs have already traipsed up and down the sidewalk pounding it into a craterous ice field
"If anything came up that I needed support with, I would definitely reach out!" god why am i such a liar
January 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"If anything came up that I needed support with, I would definitely reach out!" god why am i such a liar
Adventures in editing:
"Fun fact! This is what 'begging the question' actually looks like!"
"Fun fact! This is what 'begging the question' actually looks like!"
January 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Adventures in editing:
"Fun fact! This is what 'begging the question' actually looks like!"
"Fun fact! This is what 'begging the question' actually looks like!"
Y'ever sneeze while chomping down on a piece of toast? Truly a bottom shelf experience.
January 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Y'ever sneeze while chomping down on a piece of toast? Truly a bottom shelf experience.
When I am dark and I am down, as dark and down as I am now, the only thing that makes me smile is watching videos of mountaineering disasters
January 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
When I am dark and I am down, as dark and down as I am now, the only thing that makes me smile is watching videos of mountaineering disasters
Are we done pretending to have hope for the future yet?
January 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Are we done pretending to have hope for the future yet?
You ever see someone driving around in a Sprite-can colored Porsche and really feel the unbridgeable gap between you and other humans
December 30, 2024 at 12:46 AM
You ever see someone driving around in a Sprite-can colored Porsche and really feel the unbridgeable gap between you and other humans
I keep hearing Kings of Leon being played in public spaces and I truly thought we as a society had grown past this
December 11, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I keep hearing Kings of Leon being played in public spaces and I truly thought we as a society had grown past this
That's generous, Duo.
December 2, 2024 at 3:37 PM
That's generous, Duo.
I guess we've created potash?
November 23, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I guess we've created potash?