It appears I won't be making an academic comeback.
In fact, an academic shooting myself in the head with my dads airgun is more plausible.

They should invent a machine that gives me motivation to be productive like a normal human being

I posted a cat pic guys I heard you like those
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Innocence

Bluesky is weird because it's like
>Pet pic
>Pet pic
>Political article
>Pet pic
>Fetish furry porn with no content warning
>Cute comic
>Humorous post

Total Insect Death

If I saw a machine like this I'd kidnap it and disassemble it in my garage over the course of a few weeks to learn its weak points.
"Sorry my alcohol level detectors notice that you are dangerously intoxicated I will not serve you any more drinks" boom I disable it with a single jab of a screwdriver

There is an ancient forum for a (similarly ancient) railway dispatcher simulation software and I distinctly remember one guy being a massive dick to new users and acting like a know-it-all and he'd keep arguing even after being presented with documentation proving him incorrect.

There's a bug of large size and disgusting form dilly-dallying around my lamp. Truly despicable creature.

If I had a professional camera I'd be unstoppable.
The sheer level of train autism I'd be sharing would be insane.

It's a bit weird to me that RADIOSTOP doesn't exist in the west. It's such a useful system for preventing accidents, one would think it'd become a EU (if not worldwide) standard by now.

I'm undeniably quite pretty I think
#femboy

6am sky

I saw an absolutely amazing piece of art on here but accidentally refreshed before I could like it and follow the artist so now it's gone
It's actually so over.

This place is so quiet compared to twitter. So peaceful. Haven't seen a single neonazi or anything like that. Actually wicked.