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"Just as our forefathers intended"
-Roberts court probably
-Roberts court probably
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"Just as our forefathers intended"
-Roberts court probably
-Roberts court probably
"Whatever's normal!"
December 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
"Whatever's normal!"
Is exposing the truth "trolling" in 2025-2026?
Is there a word for truth trolling?
Is there a word for truth trolling?
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Is exposing the truth "trolling" in 2025-2026?
Is there a word for truth trolling?
Is there a word for truth trolling?
They were detained is the preferred nomenclature.
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
They were detained is the preferred nomenclature.
Wait'll they get a load of their healthcare bills next year.
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Wait'll they get a load of their healthcare bills next year.
Maybe they could give trump a trophy.
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Maybe they could give trump a trophy.
They voted for this three separate times. They chose this. They wanted this.
They dont need to worry. Those government handouts will never dry up. Just ask 911 first responders.
They dont need to worry. Those government handouts will never dry up. Just ask 911 first responders.
December 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
They voted for this three separate times. They chose this. They wanted this.
They dont need to worry. Those government handouts will never dry up. Just ask 911 first responders.
They dont need to worry. Those government handouts will never dry up. Just ask 911 first responders.
That's smart. I think the rule is that if you brag about your third cognitive test, you absolutely need a fourth.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
That's smart. I think the rule is that if you brag about your third cognitive test, you absolutely need a fourth.
A longer wrap sheet than 99% of the people ice has arrested.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
A longer wrap sheet than 99% of the people ice has arrested.
Then he dreams the day away in national security meetings.
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Then he dreams the day away in national security meetings.
Frog-flavored beer?!
Did you fund that under a lager what?
Did you fund that under a lager what?
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Frog-flavored beer?!
Did you fund that under a lager what?
Did you fund that under a lager what?
Lizards can, famously, regrow damaged appendages.
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Lizards can, famously, regrow damaged appendages.
Sure, once all 50 states come to a consensus on which demonenation is A#1 correct.
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Sure, once all 50 states come to a consensus on which demonenation is A#1 correct.
Some of it may have been lemonade once! 🤠
December 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Some of it may have been lemonade once! 🤠
No way to cheat in the booth.
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
No way to cheat in the booth.
Lying is a virtue to Republican voters.
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Lying is a virtue to Republican voters.
The media isn't going to save us.
December 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The media isn't going to save us.
Could be the Trump presidency that's causing heartattacks and torn Achilles. If they're higher than they were in 2016.
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Could be the Trump presidency that's causing heartattacks and torn Achilles. If they're higher than they were in 2016.
Could be the internet? Did we have the internet 20-30 years ago?
December 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Could be the internet? Did we have the internet 20-30 years ago?
Because the American commanders are much more intimidating than fleeing Iraqis with 70 year old weapons? Because the pentagon is more scary than drowning Venezuelans.
They've proven to the public their pride, integrity, honor, courage, their notion "a global force for good" were just words. Fuck em
They've proven to the public their pride, integrity, honor, courage, their notion "a global force for good" were just words. Fuck em
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Because the American commanders are much more intimidating than fleeing Iraqis with 70 year old weapons? Because the pentagon is more scary than drowning Venezuelans.
They've proven to the public their pride, integrity, honor, courage, their notion "a global force for good" were just words. Fuck em
They've proven to the public their pride, integrity, honor, courage, their notion "a global force for good" were just words. Fuck em
Republicans are afraid Russia will blow up another tnt factory on our soil.
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Republicans are afraid Russia will blow up another tnt factory on our soil.
"Let's give them twelve more months as we really dive into how all this pain, death, torture, and rending families apart jives with Christianity."
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"Let's give them twelve more months as we really dive into how all this pain, death, torture, and rending families apart jives with Christianity."
Maybe not those specific ones, but Tony Soprano rubbed out Febby Petrulio with some sort of cable. He did appear to have some kind of stealth or teleportation, though.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Maybe not those specific ones, but Tony Soprano rubbed out Febby Petrulio with some sort of cable. He did appear to have some kind of stealth or teleportation, though.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
I don't want to be in charge of handing you food anyway.
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I don't want to be in charge of handing you food anyway.