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Astro
@astromonster.bsky.social
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Occasional artist, frequent self-shipper! Lover of all things big and/or monstrous.
23 y/o, he/him, ASD+ADHD+OCD
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Oh god oh fuck nOOOOOO
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I opened this in public.
The Mimic doing a gigachad pose
October 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Repost has reached it's intended audience
Vahriant has liked and retweeted my repost of a custom Red (from Godzilla NES creepypasta) figure
September 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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This Wikipedia blurb combined with the article title cracks me up
Screenshot of a Wikipedia article, with a section titled "Cultural significance", headed by the viral drawing of the prehistoric fish crawling onto land captioned "This image by Zina Deretsky has been used in many memes." The body text reads "Various internet memes criticize Tiktaalik for it's evolutionary adaptations, construing its venture onto land as the critical cause for a chain of events that eventually led to all human suffering." The given citation is a New York Times article titled "Started Out as a Fish. How Did It End Up Like This?" by Sabrina Imbler.
September 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Yeah, the view was worth driving out at 4 AM and just standing there for an hour.
A photo of the early morning sky above a field, silhouetted by the very beginning of morning twilight. High in the sky, the crescent Moon glows with serene light. Below it, two bright points mark the sky: the brilliant light of Venus is closely followed by Jupiter. Most stars were not captured by the exposure of the photo, but the star Capella can be seen at the top left. Mercury was also barely visible to the eye within the haze above the horizon, and Saturn was visible on the opposite side of the sky, but both cannot be seen in this photo.
August 17, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Why tf is the moon so red

It's like 20 degrees above the horizon how is it still so red?
A somewhat blurred phone camera photo of the Moon. It's slightly more than half full, and appears a deep orange-red in color.
August 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Your POV while saying that
Nightmare Fredbear in the FNaF 4 hallway, right outside the door.
July 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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One of my favorite FNaF games! Despite having such little attention from official media this game has one of my favorite casts of animatronics!

Here's a render I made way back when I did a lot of those, where I gave them all blacklight themed colors! #FNaF #FNaF4
The Nightmare animatronics from FNaF 4, all recolored with neon greens, blues, pinks, yellows, and purples. The bluish blacklight overhead makes their own colors glow strikingly. Freddy with his Freddles is front and center, tipping his hat. Bonnie, Chica with her cupcake, Foxy, and Mangle flank his sides. Plushtrap and Balloon Boy terrorize the bottom edge of the frame below him. Fredbear looms above them ready to strike, and Nightmarionne is floating beside him in a tangled mess. Jack-o-Bonnie and Jack-o-Chica peer in from the upper sides, glowing their own blacklights from within. Nightmare himself is seen only as his gargantuan head behind them all, peering down at you. Only his uniquely red endoskeleton and his blood red eyes are easily seen against the void behind him.
July 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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"They're like the left boob and right boob"
- @egbutts.bsky.social
Uranus and Neptune in true color pictured next to each other. They are very similar in color.
June 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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5 days no meds live reaction
Close up shot of that fake dead alien from that hoax in Mexico a few years back
May 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Chat I have GOOD NEWS about the binary code in the video
The code translates to "Watch this spaceGodzilla Kong." The sentence repeats continuously.
May 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Chat what’s your favorite planet* and what’s your favorite thing about it?

I think Jupiter is bar none the prettiest planet, I mean just look at it! It’s size gives it many important and unique traits, and is the center of it’s own system of mini-planet moons.
A photo of planet Jupiter by the Hubble Space Telescope, with contrast turned up and saturated slightly to better see detail. It is a gaseous, slightly oblate planet with pale brown polar caps. around it’s middle several jet streams of reddish and brownish gaseous fluid circle the planet in between cream colored bands, looking much like food dye dripped in milk. On it’s southern half, the Great Red Spot barrels through the gases, a vivid vermilion cyclone with a darker core and surrounded with a circle of beige, appearing almost like the bloodshot eye of an ancient beast. Smaller white and brown cyclones dot the planet.
May 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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These two are the gayest couple of planetoids in the system and I love that for them
A photo of Pluto and Charon in orbit around each other, taken by the New Horizons spacecraft in 2015. This is a single composite image of the two together, not a collage of separate views, allowing us to see their actual sizes, colors, and distance relative to each other. This is close to what a human would see, albeit with a slightly exaggerated color saturation.
May 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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We’re like the saaaaaaame

Ryoko was created thousands of years ago to be a perfect life form, but she escaped and went on a destructive crusade against humankind for her entire life! Our first meeting was rocky, but she could tell I was different…
As I, an unimposing white man with black hair and plain colored clothing,stand bashfully, Ryoko, a towering red chubby fox woman stands behind me imposingly. She’s casually puffing steam from her eyes and nostrils, making an intimidating display on my behalf.
April 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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I need more commissions like this
My towering fat fox wife Ryoko pinning me (as I appear in real life) to the top of a fridge as we passionately make out
April 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Drawing of a person on their bed holding a pillow into their face and screaming, with both their smartphone’s presence and the hearts and pink blush around their head implying that they are reacting to a romantic text. The caption says "[MUFFLED SCREAMING]".
March 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Now I’m imagining Elizabeth like this
Gif of a cat staring blankly at the camera before being engulfed by a huge explosion within just a few frames
March 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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There’s a mf star so bright they called it Godzilla, WHERE has this fun fact been for the past three years of my life #Godzilla
Screenshot from Wikipedia, quote: "Godzilla is a variable star in the Sunburst galaxy at redshift z = 2.37 (or 10.9 billion light years from Earth), observed through the gravitational lens PSZ1 G311.65-18.48. It was originally identified in the [northwest] arc as a possible transient event in images taken with the Hubble Space Telescope (HST)." Beneath there is an image of one of the arcs of distorted light from the Sunburst Galaxy, quote: "The transient candidate dubbed Godzilla is the bright spot at the very center, at the left edge of the arc and immediately above the orange, foreground star. Cropped from original image. Credit: ESA/Hubble, NASA, Rivera-Thorsen et al." "As of October 2022, it is the most luminous star that can be currently observed. This is possible because the star is believed to be undergoing an episode of temporary increased luminosity that has lasted at least seven years, combined with an estimated magnification of at least a factor of 2000. Some spectral features in Godzilla resemble those of other variable stars in the Milky Way Galaxy such as Eta Carinae, suggesting that Godzilla could be close to the end of its life. Godzilla is believed to be going through an episode similar to the Great Eruption of Eta Carinae in the 19th century, during which the star was likely among the brightest in the universe at about 50 million [times the luminosity of the sun]."
February 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Omg wait this is on point
My Love Pawsona: the Hamster! "The cozy companion - Sweet, steady, makes you smile without even trying" Traits: Sweet Tooth. Can’t stay still. Adorably awkward. *nervous chuckles*. Cheesy. Ticklish. Quotes: "Wow… just wow…" (looking at you on the first date) "Don’t come too close, I might actually explode…" "Can we please hold hands?" (already holding it) "I made you cookies… don’t ask how many I ate while baking them" Behaviors: -Will text you 30 times a day, even if it’s just "I drop my toast" -Quiet in front of everyone but you -Low-key panics, high-key reliable -Worries about you, in a cute way "Did you drink water? Eat? Breathe?" Possible matches: the Lion: a Cat and Mouse romance the Red Panda: Scary x Softie the Sheep: Shy x Super Shy
February 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Made a tier list with @allmightymiwo.bsky.social and @funfettisundae.bsky.social in the middle of the night over whether each Sonic character can swim
A tier list that, as described, ranks well over a hundred Sonic characters by how well they can swim. Due to it’s length, I’m not undergoing the effort of describing it all, sorry.
February 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Edited manga panel with a man saying out loud "Never cook again" while discreetly holding up a notepad that reads "I kinda agree"
February 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Yeeeeeah…. Nicely…..
Guiron sits over the filleted corpse of a Space Gyaos. It’s vivid purple blood coats the blade of his knife-shaped head.
January 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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WHAAAAAAAAAT
A low quality image of Bonnie the Bunny with his eyes bugging out of his head and hands behind his head, looking comedically shocked.
January 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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The #FNaF #HelpWanted2 character height chart is finished! Well, at least the first part of it. Larger characters will be in the next parts! Characters are measured to the top of the head, minus any extremities like flowing hair, ears, hats, and etc. I hope you find this helpful!
Three rows of FNaF characters lined up against a dark indigo background with checkered squares representing meters, decimeters, and centimeters. A silhouette representing myself is on either side of each row, standing 183 centimeters tall. Here are the names and height measurements for each character in centimeters: Bonnet (and BonBon), 38 Minireena (as seen in gameplay), 41 and a half Minireena (default size as seen in the Gallery), 83 Bidybab, 90 Ennard, 203 and a half Ballora, 205 Yenndo, 221 and a half Funtime Freddy, 233 Funtime Chica, 233 Funtime Foxy, 238 Circus Baby, 299 Number 1 Crate, 41 Helpy (as seen in Bonk a' Bon), 51 Helpy (as seen in First Aid), 72 Gumball Swivelhands, 157 Lemonade Clown (and Fruit Punch Clown), 197 Pigpatch, 228 Bucket Bob, 231 Carnie, 238 and a half Lefty, 238 and a half Scrap Baby, 243 Tilt (the name of Glitchtrap's hand puppet), 31 The Cupcake, 33 Plush Baby (as seen in Bonk a' Bon), 47 Plush Baby (normal size), 63 Cassie (minus the soles of her shoes), 114 Mystic Hippo (excluding her cabinet), 129 The Springtrap cutout from Fazerblast, 172 Glamrock Chica, 198 and a half Shattered Chica, 199 Roxanne Wolf, 200 Shattered Roxy, 200 Jack-o-Moon (and all his other forms), 206 Glamrock Freddy (as seen in Cold Storage), 228 Captain Foxy, 235 The same chart, now with measurements and background tiles converted to feet and inches. My silhouette is 6 feet tall. Here are the names and height measurements for each character in feet and inches: Bonnet (and BonBon), 1 foot 3 Minireena (as seen in gameplay), 1 foot 4 Minireena (default size as seen in the Gallery), 2 foot 9 Bidybab, 2 foot 11 and a half Ennard, 6 foot 8 Ballora, 6 foot 9 Yenndo, 7 foot 3 Funtime Freddy, 7 foot 8 Funtime Chica, 7 foot 8 Funtime Foxy, 7 foot 9 and a half Circus Baby, 9 foot 9 and a half Number 1 Crate, 1 foot 4 Helpy (as seen in Bonk a' Bon), 1 foot 8 Helpy (as seen in First Aid), 2 foot 4 Gumball Swivelhands, 5 foot 2 Lemonade Clown (and Fruit Punch Clown), 6 foot 6 Pigpatch, 7 foot 6 Bucket Bob, 7 foot 7 Carnie, 7 foot 10 Lefty, 7 foot 10 Scrap Baby, 8 feet Tilt (the name of Glitchtrap's hand puppet), 1 foot The Cupcake, 1 foot 1 Plush Baby (as seen in Bonk a' Bon), 1 foot 6 and a half Plush Baby (normal size), 2 foot 1 Cassie (minus the soles of her shoes), 3 foot 9 Mystic Hippo (excluding her cabinet), 4 foot 3 The Springtrap cutout from Fazerblast, 5 foot 8 Glamrock Chica, 6 foot 6 Shattered Chica, 6 foot 6 Roxanne Wolf, 6 foot 7 Shattered Roxy, 6 foot 7 Jack-o-Moon (and all his other forms), 6 foot 9 Glamrock Freddy (as seen in Cold Storage), 7 foot 6 Captain Foxy, 7 foot 8 and a half
January 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM