I can't believe I'm in beersky help me please my belly isn't getting any smaller

Hi yes I am currently in a trade war with chipotle and they owe me 10% per burrito bowl that they sell me

Privatizing the VA means putting our veterans' healthcare in the hands of corporations that prioritize profits over people. We can't let this happen!

They'll start with the VA, then move on to Medicare & Medicaid.

Save veterans' healthcare!!

Calling it right now, Dracula Flow new AG #drac

When are we getting an Earth battle pass, tired of getting roasted in public lobbies for my default skin #please

Where is #aliensky how do I get there and where are the homies

Still flabbergasted that my goat Young thug aka Sex aka Jeff is enjoying his freedom

Things that I love 🙂‍↕️

🤯 Young Thug
🤯 Nicotine Lozenges
🤯 Stardew Valley
🤯 Water
🤯 @chiblee.bsky.social
🤯 Indian food

Trying to be a part of the community #promosky

I’m happy that the booger-shaped man is going broke but nobody’s asking how a vegetable participated at a bankruptcy auction?
@theonion.com

In 2016, it was the death of Harambe.

This year, it was the Costco Guys upsetting the Rizzler on the Tonight Show.

These two events had catastrophic ripple effects on our timeline and I’m trying to get to the bottom of it.

I really wish John Pork was alive to see this

Would I be okay with paying a
monthly fee for Bluesky?

No

I want a “Stake ads” option

Yo don’t forget to drink some water