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thaliak’s catboy chaser | 7.3 spoilers
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can you imagine a world where people used “talk about smth you like” prompts for their intended purpose rather than a springboard for bringing up old discourse
the “can you imagine a world without lawyers” scene from the simpsons where lionel hutz imagines a world where people of many ethnicities and creeds come together hand in hand under a rainbow and smiling sun
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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showing up with guns to try and threaten god only for him to call you stupid and tell you to rob your neighbors like:
...with an account of all the gifts God had given to other parts of Crete - olives to Ierapetra, Ayios Vasilios and Selinou; wine to Malevisi and Kissamou; cherries to Mylapotamos and Amari. But when God got to Sfakia only rocks were left. So the Sfakiots appeared before Him armed to the teeth. "And us Lord, how are we going to live on these rocks?" and the Almighty, looking at them with sympathy, replied in their own dialect (naturally): "Haven't you got a scrap of brains in your head? Don't you see that the lowlanders are cultivating all these riches for you?"
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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wow it's been a while and this is probably over six sentences but in my defense i'm entitled to it as a livejournal survivor 😔✌️

#kaleidofic | #sixsentencesaturday
"They say that if you watch the sunrise from the summit, and you're faithful, you might catch a glimpse of the Warden's true face. Or so the legend goes." A thoughtful hum left Thancred's lips in answer. Though his gaze rose once again to the high peak Ifan had called 'Holy Mother', he kept his pace at the magician's side as they ascended the old road up to Gydeo Abbey. "You climbed it, you say?" he asked. Ifan nodded and issued the whisper of a self-deprecating laugh. "Just after my eighteenth name-day," he answered, gesturing up to the mountaintop before elaborating. "My master and I settled on it as my final test as an apprentice; climb Holy Mother with nothing but my wits and magecraft, and return a full mage." Then he paused, and his expression shifted to a fond smile. "Not exactly traditional and probably a little too dangerous for my age, but... somehow I managed it." Thancred blinked in surprise, but then let out a chuckle of his own at how unusually appropriate a test it truly was for what he imagined an eighteen-year-old Ifan must have been like, at least in his own estimation.  "Are the tales true, then?" he asked. "Did Azeyma show herself to you, up there on the peak?" His tone carried a ring of good-natured teasing, but his eyes lowered to Ifan in genuine curiosity; observing his persistent smile, and listening to the wistfulness in the magician's voice. Though Ifan shook his head, his expression seemed to answer quite the opposite. "It was a beautiful sunrise, aye," he said, "and I can't say I've ever seen the like again. But... no. No goddess showed herself to me, just... a small world, or at least that's how it looked from up on high." Then he paused again, and nodded slowly as his face grew that much more resolute. "Small and fragile," he added. "Something worth protecting."
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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uma thurman as mia wallace from pulp fiction drinking a milkshake with a quotation bubble making it appear as if she is saying the above post
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I don't put pictures of my face on the internet as a rule so for for today have this manuscript image of 12th century byzantine chronicler Niketas Choniates #ffxivselfieday
a manuscript page showing a painted image of 12th century byzantine chronicler niketas choniates ifan kaleid
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Post a gaming picture that gives you game anxiety.
a ffxiv login queue from endwalker. “the world is currently full. players in queue: 21312”
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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swear to god if my neighbor’s shitass crotch goblin doesn’t cut it out with their trumpet i’m gonna start blasting cupcakke out of my window at max volume
misato katsuragi from neon genesis evangelion praying over a can of beer in her kitchen
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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time to whip out this bad boy again
world of fiction as a constructed object battle for internet users to understand that lore characters do things primarily because writers want them to
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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a headshot of ifan by defensetrain accompanied by a speech bubble reading "im into fat dilfs" in comic sans
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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age yourself with gaming
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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that's the neat part, you don't
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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:)
spike spiegel from cowboy bebop
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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“gameplay”
marvel rivald namor in his black panther 2 skin. he’s looking over his shoulder with his ass clearly visible.
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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😔✌️
when the faction war is happening and i gotta kill oomf (a guy brandishing a pistol with tears running down his cheeks)
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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if you or your loved ones remember what this outfit is for congratulations you may be entitled to compensation
a male human in world of warcraft wearing the classic set of gear for level 19 twinks in the days before heirlooms or xp in pvp
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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but the important thing is that hillary learned a lesson about the power of love in this Very Special Episode
the president from detroit become human who the sources will tell you is named cristina warren (lol) but is basically just hillary clinton from a 2018 cgi lens
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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ahotknife: i love the point in the hero's journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries noctthedoor replies with a picture of a reply tag reading "i think it's called the climax"
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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a well-rounded character needs at least a couple of bad moral/ethical takes which are framed as being such by the narrative
rockwell’s freedom of speech
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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jsyk i read the alt-text to your smutty gposes in this exact cadence
Jason Greene as Freckle in the Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo during their infamous "sometimes things that are expensive are worse" anecdote.
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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if you were an alchemist in [your favorite time period], would you embrace the piss-centric nature of some of the work or would you try to make new, piss-less alchemy
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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to the shadow realm with you, jimbo
the "kaiba plays a card but gets countered by yugi and then sent to the shadow realm" meme. kaiba plays a card which says "you don't pay my sub" but yugi counters with "you don't pay the subs of the other people whose time you're wasting"
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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anyway read theory
journey to the west
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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it's like that kind of bimawen (the consolation title given to sun wukong by the jade emperor) "bimawen" she's so pretentious. shut up it's fucking stablehand. "bimawen"
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Imperator: You finish that statue of the Dying Gaul?
Sculptor: Sure did dominus, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Imperator: what
dying gaul, roman marble copy of a hellenistic bronze original
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM