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And now here’s the lineup and rotation for YOUR… LOS ANGELES DODGERS! (And remember, they will always be YOUR Los Angeles Dodgers, no matter the technical “owner” of the franchise, who btw is turning a profit off immigrant detention centers…)
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
And now here’s the lineup and rotation for YOUR… LOS ANGELES DODGERS! (And remember, they will always be YOUR Los Angeles Dodgers, no matter the technical “owner” of the franchise, who btw is turning a profit off immigrant detention centers…)
I’ve been so discombobulated since the World Series ended that I haven’t even yet congratulated the best runners-up in MLB, the Toronto Blue Jays! And their pair of Pisces legacy superstars Vlad Guerrero Jr. and Bo Bichette! ♓️🐟
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I’ve been so discombobulated since the World Series ended that I haven’t even yet congratulated the best runners-up in MLB, the Toronto Blue Jays! And their pair of Pisces legacy superstars Vlad Guerrero Jr. and Bo Bichette! ♓️🐟
Kershaw = Bilbo = all of us
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Kershaw = Bilbo = all of us
It looks like the Dodgers have the statistical edge over the Blue Jays as far as fantasy points in the outfield/DH mix… but regular season performance goes out the window during the playoffs!
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It looks like the Dodgers have the statistical edge over the Blue Jays as far as fantasy points in the outfield/DH mix… but regular season performance goes out the window during the playoffs!
Here’s a position-by-position fantasy point comparison of the Dodgers and Blue Jays ahead of tonight’s World Series game 1. Note that Bo Bichette’s return to the lineup throws this all out of whack… but I made this chart before the rosters were announced and I’m not redoing it.
October 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Here’s a position-by-position fantasy point comparison of the Dodgers and Blue Jays ahead of tonight’s World Series game 1. Note that Bo Bichette’s return to the lineup throws this all out of whack… but I made this chart before the rosters were announced and I’m not redoing it.
More like SEEYA-TLE 👋 as the Mariners have been eliminated, closer than they’ve ever gotten to a World Serious appearance. I guess it does not pay to have three Cancer Crabs back to back to back in the middle of the batting order ♋️🦀
October 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
More like SEEYA-TLE 👋 as the Mariners have been eliminated, closer than they’ve ever gotten to a World Serious appearance. I guess it does not pay to have three Cancer Crabs back to back to back in the middle of the batting order ♋️🦀
Remember when the Brewers beat the Dodgers all six times the two teams met in the regular season? Neither do Brewers or Dodgers fans, as LA takes one step closer to defending their World Series title.
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Remember when the Brewers beat the Dodgers all six times the two teams met in the regular season? Neither do Brewers or Dodgers fans, as LA takes one step closer to defending their World Series title.
In an “Oops! All Bullpens” NLDS Game 5, the Chicago Cubs couldn’t hold the line to win three in a row against the Brewers in Milwaukee (who also had the best record in the MLB)
October 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
In an “Oops! All Bullpens” NLDS Game 5, the Chicago Cubs couldn’t hold the line to win three in a row against the Brewers in Milwaukee (who also had the best record in the MLB)
Here you have the WNBA Champions once again, via the sweep, the Las Vegas Aces, featuring the incomparable A’ja Wilson ♌️🦁
October 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Here you have the WNBA Champions once again, via the sweep, the Las Vegas Aces, featuring the incomparable A’ja Wilson ♌️🦁
The final elimination of the 2025 WNBA season occurred last night, with the Phoenix Mercury falling in a sweep, despite the best effort of top Aries forward Alyssa Thomas ♈️🐏
October 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The final elimination of the 2025 WNBA season occurred last night, with the Phoenix Mercury falling in a sweep, despite the best effort of top Aries forward Alyssa Thomas ♈️🐏
What an epic ALDS Game 5 last night! The only bad part was that it had to end and one team had to lose. And it’s a shame that the best pitcher (Tarik Skubal) on the best sign (Scorpio ♏️🦂) ended up on the losing end.
October 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
What an epic ALDS Game 5 last night! The only bad part was that it had to end and one team had to lose. And it’s a shame that the best pitcher (Tarik Skubal) on the best sign (Scorpio ♏️🦂) ended up on the losing end.
The SAME THREE CANCER CRABS due up in a row once again. You simply cannot make this stuff up. ♋️🦀
October 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The SAME THREE CANCER CRABS due up in a row once again. You simply cannot make this stuff up. ♋️🦀
Holy crap three Cancer Crabs due up in a row in the bottom of the ninth can they do it?!?! ♋️🦀
October 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Holy crap three Cancer Crabs due up in a row in the bottom of the ninth can they do it?!?! ♋️🦀
Even though all the playoff teams have hoodies that say “Built For Fall,” the Phillies had the most playoff-capable roster, in my opinion. I guess in the end, the heavy Pisces ♓️🐟 and heavy Libra ♎️⚖️ combination was not the way to go in 2025.
October 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Even though all the playoff teams have hoodies that say “Built For Fall,” the Phillies had the most playoff-capable roster, in my opinion. I guess in the end, the heavy Pisces ♓️🐟 and heavy Libra ♎️⚖️ combination was not the way to go in 2025.
In the words of Big Papi and Vlad Jr. “DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!” A star-studded roster and rotation (led by Taurus legend Aaron Judge ♉️🐂) fails to advance past the division series.
October 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
In the words of Big Papi and Vlad Jr. “DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!” A star-studded roster and rotation (led by Taurus legend Aaron Judge ♉️🐂) fails to advance past the division series.
I look at this Boston Red Sox lineup, and can’t help but wonder how far they’d have gotten if Rafael Devers hadn’t been such a Scorpio ♏️🦂 and decided that he’d rather get traded than play first base…
October 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I look at this Boston Red Sox lineup, and can’t help but wonder how far they’d have gotten if Rafael Devers hadn’t been such a Scorpio ♏️🦂 and decided that he’d rather get traded than play first base…
As residents of Chicago continue to be terrorized by federal immigration agents (who just shot a woman today), their beloved Cubs were able to advance in the playoffs by defeating these San Diego Padres:
October 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
As residents of Chicago continue to be terrorized by federal immigration agents (who just shot a woman today), their beloved Cubs were able to advance in the playoffs by defeating these San Diego Padres:
In between calls to my elected officials, demanding that they stand up for their constituents who were abducted as part of the Global Sumud Flotilla… I analyzed the roster of the second Ohio-based team to exit the MLB Playoffs: the Virgo-heavy Cleveland Guardians ♍️💐
October 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
In between calls to my elected officials, demanding that they stand up for their constituents who were abducted as part of the Global Sumud Flotilla… I analyzed the roster of the second Ohio-based team to exit the MLB Playoffs: the Virgo-heavy Cleveland Guardians ♍️💐
We’ve got our first MLB Postseason elimination: the Cincinnati Reds! Very Leo-heavy ♌️🦁 in both the lineup and rotation, their best player, Elly De La Cruz, is a Capricorn ♑️🐐
October 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We’ve got our first MLB Postseason elimination: the Cincinnati Reds! Very Leo-heavy ♌️🦁 in both the lineup and rotation, their best player, Elly De La Cruz, is a Capricorn ♑️🐐
Say farewell to the Indiana Fever, led by Sagittarius legend-in-the-making Aliyah Boston ♐️🏹
(BTW the ^ signifies a player acquired during the season. IND had to remake their team on the fly after an injury to Aquarius legend-in-the-making Caitlin Clark ♒️🏺)
(BTW the ^ signifies a player acquired during the season. IND had to remake their team on the fly after an injury to Aquarius legend-in-the-making Caitlin Clark ♒️🏺)
October 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Say farewell to the Indiana Fever, led by Sagittarius legend-in-the-making Aliyah Boston ♐️🏹
(BTW the ^ signifies a player acquired during the season. IND had to remake their team on the fly after an injury to Aquarius legend-in-the-making Caitlin Clark ♒️🏺)
(BTW the ^ signifies a player acquired during the season. IND had to remake their team on the fly after an injury to Aquarius legend-in-the-making Caitlin Clark ♒️🏺)
If you’re wondering how I could be so focused on Astrology and American Sports at a time when the world is burning and fascism is literally spreading from coast to coast…
September 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If you’re wondering how I could be so focused on Astrology and American Sports at a time when the world is burning and fascism is literally spreading from coast to coast…
The number one seed Minnesota Lynx are out of competition for the WNBA title. The player who had the most minutes across the first two rounds: Cancer Crab Kayla McBride! ♋️🦀
September 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The number one seed Minnesota Lynx are out of competition for the WNBA title. The player who had the most minutes across the first two rounds: Cancer Crab Kayla McBride! ♋️🦀
The highest-seeded team eliminated in the first round of WNBA playoffs is the #3-ranked Atlanta Dream. Perhaps not surprising, since their two highest fantasy-scoring players - Allisha Gray and Brionna Jones - belong to Capricorn and Scorpio, respectively, signs that didn’t win their divisions
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The highest-seeded team eliminated in the first round of WNBA playoffs is the #3-ranked Atlanta Dream. Perhaps not surprising, since their two highest fantasy-scoring players - Allisha Gray and Brionna Jones - belong to Capricorn and Scorpio, respectively, signs that didn’t win their divisions
If Ted Cruz believes “violence is wrong,” then why isn’t he stopping the masked thugs beating, abducting, imprisoning, and disappearing people in his party’s name??
September 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If Ted Cruz believes “violence is wrong,” then why isn’t he stopping the masked thugs beating, abducting, imprisoning, and disappearing people in his party’s name??