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A S T R O L O G I H O E @astrologihoe.lol · Feb 12
literally nothing is my fault ever

#AstrologyMeme #Astrologihoe
meme that reads: "stop blaming yourself for your failures. learn astrology and blame the planets." on a lavender colored background above a chaotic drawing of a medieval person carrying a cane being sucked into the ether
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welcome to what i eat in a day as a vampire who doesn’t count calories!
still from a video of a brunette white girl in a grey sweater standing outside. white text reads: “this is everything I intuitively eat” still from the same video showing the woman’s hand holding an animal heart. white text on the screen reads: “I started my day with raw heart”
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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this is where i post from btw
two tree stumps, covered in moss, with a butterfly resting on the one closer to the camera
August 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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rituals around the house
an illustration of a person in a Victorian tea dress holding their hand up and hovering a big fleshy blob in the air
August 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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the life of a water sign
A woman poses by the water at sunset with a temple in the background; overlaid text reads “she doesn't have a religion. her faith resides in the moon, the stars, the ocean and herself. by winterfawn on instagram”
April 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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meme of belle from beauty and the beast with her third eye open while she reads a book titled ‘WTF ARE THE PLANETS DOING NOW”
April 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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This image features a woman lying back on a green sofa, appearing to be in a state of relaxation or pleasure. She is wearing a black choker, white thigh-high socks with pink polka dots, and grey and white cat ears. Her eyes are closed, and she's holding a red object in her hand. The text above her reads "Me when I get a new Tarot Deck," and the caption below says "Oh fuck yeah spread it." The watermark "@hotwifescarlet" is visible at the bottom.
April 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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how it feels being a cancer
drawing of a crab underneath text reading "i... am a crab i go- side to side don't go in the sea- snip snip"
March 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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sorry, i’m a gemini moon & i have adhd
A character with pink hair and horns is overlaid with the text: "I wanna be MYSTERIOUS so bad but I cannot SHUT THE FUCK UP" on a colorful background.
March 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Lisa Sterle's incredible Ten of Swords tarot card from the Modern Witch tarot, depicting a woman with long hair lying on a jagged landscape under an ominous sky. She's stuck full of swords and looking at her phone. It's captioned EVERYTHING IS FINE.
February 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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who needs therapy when u can have enlightenment?
distracted boyfriend meme with boyfriend labelled 'me', girlfriend labelled 'a therapist' and distraction girl labelled 'astrology'
February 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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meme: bright pink aura in the shape of a man surrounded by their orange and green light text: "can i multitask? bitch i'm in 12 dimensions at the same time"
February 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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meme of a fluffy white cat with heart shaped glasses and a crescent moon on forehead. text reads "*puts moonwater in bong* me: witchcraft"
February 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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meme: drawing of a demonic looking white unicorn with red glowing eyes standing on a beach at night with "this account is a safe space for evil and sinister women" written in yellow text
February 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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meme: a vintage-style poster of a blonde woman waking up in bed with a bright yellow blanket covering her bottom half. her right arm is raised straight out above her head and her left arm is bent at a 90º angle at the elbow with her fingers splayed out towards her face. text: "i love waking up to the smell of the universe conspiring in my favor"
February 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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gn astrologihoes 🕯️✨
meme of a white furby toy standing in front of a burning, hot pink candle text: "i am but a conduit for nonsense"
February 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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in honor of aquarius szn ending tmrw ♡
vintage style meme of a hand pouring a blue liquid from a pitcher marked "detachment from reality" into a glass marked with the aquarius symbol until it overflows. text: "god creating an aquarius"
February 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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yes, i am a B.I.T.C.H !
meme drawing of a woman gazing forlornly off into the distance with the moon in the background. text reads "Babe In Telepathic Contact with Higher dimensions"
February 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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cartoon of a brown skin woman with a black and blue bob, wearing a crown and sitting in a tub with her eyes closed and head tilted up. text reads "the moon made me do it"
February 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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as a cancer, i can confirm this is true 🥰🖤
February 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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what's your sign?
meme: tiktok screenshot. close up photo of a supermodel wearing a fishnet top. text: “i hate when people ask what sign i am. i’m a sign from god. start running”
February 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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she always listens ♡
naked fairy laying down on a tree branch with the full moon in the background. text reads "me after spending the night telling the moon all of my hopes, dreams, fears, and secrets"
February 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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the universe shrouded in a cloak in the shape of a human with pink text reading "in my slut era but it's me on a spiritual quest to find myself and understand the true nature of the universe"
February 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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zodiac signs as kinks pt I #astrologihoe #valentinesday
black and red heart made out of two whips “aries kinks: agression, passion, total control” black and red heart made out of two whips “taurus kinks: versatility, choking, massaging” black and red heart made out of two whips. “gemini kinks: hot wax, kissing, exploration” black and red heart made out of two whips. “cancer kinks: submission, pleasing, connection”
February 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM