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tess
@astrographic.bsky.social
artist or so they say
Sainsbury’s BIG Christmas, Sainsbury’s: 7/10

omg its the big fucking giant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 2, 2024 at 2:49 PM
You’re On It, HMRC: 10/10

lovely colour palette, surreal and puzzling imagery, and i do need to do my tax return. it has a yeti which is my favourite cryptid
December 2, 2024 at 2:25 PM
The Gifting Hour, John Lewis: 4/10

the problem with the big JL is that they can never live up to their reputation for having good christmas ads. i liked this because i have a sister, but mostly this quite confusing and busy for an advert
December 2, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Midnight Opus, Amazon: 8/10

this is nice but leaves me with world building questions. how did the amazon suit jacket fit him so nicely? why is the followspot at the front of the grand circle, blocking the seats? when in the theatre’s daily schedule was there time for the foh and crew to do this?
December 2, 2024 at 2:21 PM
once per year, all of capitalism’s biggest players create a short film to prove to us that they are the best brand and we should give them all our money. for better or for worse, all the ads are collected and presented here and now, in one thread, for your enjoyment
December 2, 2024 at 2:13 PM
hi Suzanne!! I love painting props! here are some recent bits n pieces and a link to my portfolio tessbentley.wixsite.com/portfolio 🌟
September 25, 2024 at 10:26 AM
four snails, baby! shoes never worn - me explaining to my gf that this group of mollusks prefer to go barefoot
August 7, 2023 at 7:41 PM
yay you made it to bsky !!! also this is gorgeous 💙💙
July 28, 2023 at 9:36 PM
hello bluesky people !!! i'm a background/environment artist and i'm looking for other artists to follow! give me a shout if you see this !! 🌟🤸🎨💘🌲🌳💥🌔🦛⚡️
July 25, 2023 at 10:58 AM
🦈🤝🧍‍♂️ us
July 19, 2023 at 4:57 PM
greetings shark
July 19, 2023 at 4:49 PM
me either :[
July 15, 2023 at 10:15 AM
thanks, I will go investigate!!!
July 7, 2023 at 10:37 PM
thank you that's very kind of you!!
July 7, 2023 at 2:36 PM