If I had to be reincarnated as an animal I would be a pizzly bear. That way I could participate in multi-seasonal bear sports.

Bob from Bobs Red Mill and Wilford Brimley are both in Heaven together having a healthy breakfast.

How bout we stop worshipping both the prom queens AND the matheletes and put all the paunchy middle managers up on a pedestal where they belong.

I was just thinking that RFK is gonna ban aluminum and we all gonna have to use the hippie herbal deodorant