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Tabletop stuff
"I have no opinion on the abduction of heads of state by foreign superpowers," says former human rights lawyer and current Prime Minister Keir Starmer. From a bunker.
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
"The Andrew formerly known as Prince."
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you haven't added "chronological" to your vocabulary yet then you need to get with the times.
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Getting arrested for hate-Tweeting about trans people and then getting taken to hospital mid-arrest for dangerously high blood pressure is like, the most divorced-man thing ever.

Except maybe for painting flags on roundabouts.
September 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Reposted by Jon
If you were writing a dystopian science fiction novel and your artificial intelligence robot started calling itself “MechaHitler” after just two years your editor would return the manuscript with the words “too rushed” and “highly unlikely” scrawled on it in red pen.
July 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
On Saturday the 29th of March I'm returning to my roots a little and running a one-day tabletop command event here in Droitwich. This is kind of like a board game crossed with Warhammer crossed with... I guess an Escape Room without the set dressing?
February 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM