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can’t a guy eat some cheesecake at night without staying up to 5 am
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Crushing on a friend is so fckn weird man
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I need a compilation of every time this man has said anything he’s done has been the best or the greatest
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well ….. 9/11
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The rise and fall of Nicki Minaj needs to be studied
Nicki Minaj reposts The White House’s video honoring Donald Trump’s “achievements.”
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
At an age where if someone says I look like I’m losing weight I don’t know if it’s a compliment or an insult
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sudafed is so important to me
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by ryán
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I’m actually so geeked at how people who don’t live in ny are absolutely liviiiiing for mamdani’s win
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
*not Mormon propaganda*
November 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Better not see any twink w a degree in sewing from FIT tn
November 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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rumor has what
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
~the desire to be known~
love feeding my Spotify algorithm like a pet goldfish
October 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
love feeding my Spotify algorithm like a pet goldfish
October 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
90s humor needs to make a comeback
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Idk how to explain this, but if u run an Instagram account for ur pet, u are so far gone
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
there is a cosmic phenomena happening in which I discover the day of that an artist I wanted to see live is performing in ny
October 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Did an internet background search and the guy who hit on me at the gym is not a married closeted conservative😍
October 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Got told I’d do very well on love island. People who watch love island, is this a compliment or an insult?
October 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
2031 is gonna be my year!
October 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Listening to a dog bark for three hours on a Sunday morning has made me rethink my stance on animal cruelty
October 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
one time I was making out with a guy and told him his breath was terrible from smoking cigarettes and then a year later he messaged me to tell me he quit smoking because of me lmfao
October 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
señoritttá awesome
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
girl I guess???
September 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
don’t have a gym crush. only gym enemies.
September 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM