Jason
astosmaldova.bsky.social
Jason
@astosmaldova.bsky.social
Just an average adult who likes pets, games, and comedy
Would be on point as a satire tour poster if you were doing her songs! 😂
August 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
a man in a red vest says good gracious on the screen
ALT: a man in a red vest says good gracious on the screen
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August 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
In a press conference Wasp Empress commends the hive for stalwart progression of nuclear adaptation, "We do not wish to call such evolution inevitable, but rather, a necessity."
August 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
July 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I think it has to do with the changes to information digestion that people have undergone in recent decades causing a fundamental difference in how people learn. text blurbs and videos being more readily consumed by teens and young adults. Why read a 150 pg treatise when you can YouTube it.
July 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I saw this post as well as one by gardaworld. The one from gardaWorld is listed for Canadians to work as a prison guard in Florida which is all kinds of crazy ironic considering what it's for.....
July 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Oh right!
July 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Oh what a midsummer's night dream they live in!
July 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
How to get teachers not to relocate to Oklahoma without telling them they don't want the teachers....
July 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
There's a part of me that sees this joke and wonders if the AI will actually have the power to turn the steering wheel if it doesn't like what the occupants have been saying or doing.....
July 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It almost makes me feel like it's all one big gotcha to show the country that big government doesn't work... Like get rid of everyone who knows what's going on and how to run things and then when everything goes wrong go "see we were right..."
July 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hmmm...
a man in a suit is standing on top of a small table .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing on top of a small table .
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July 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Not to mention those opportunities have always been open to American workers... A lot of those jobs just pay so little that other opportunities for those workers were better choices so they never went there. get paid $13 in an adverse environment or $18 to make fast food.
July 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Make me a macchiato pronto... What an amazing fever dream Italian Spiderman is
July 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Gozer?
July 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
But there will be Authors
July 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
There are so many scary things about all of this but the thing that keeps ringing in my head is the fact that we're heading into hurricane season and they took the warning signs out so the minute a hurricane hits while that's full of people....
July 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'm at the point where I feel like they're not going to care because they're going to cancel the elections by then
June 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Literally doing, "where are your papers!" Then saying these papers are no good anyway...
June 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM