ASTORIA.
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books read so far : 40
cr : Sunrise on the Reaping
🏳️🌈🍉
books read so far : 40
cr : Sunrise on the Reaping
The good news is that 🍊and I finally agree on something.
The bad news is that that “something” is that young Bill Clinton was lowkey kinda fine.
The bad news is that that “something” is that young Bill Clinton was lowkey kinda fine.
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The good news is that 🍊and I finally agree on something.
The bad news is that that “something” is that young Bill Clinton was lowkey kinda fine.
The bad news is that that “something” is that young Bill Clinton was lowkey kinda fine.
no one could ruin stories quite like Kubrick. i hope he’s rotting in hell.
August 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
no one could ruin stories quite like Kubrick. i hope he’s rotting in hell.
My boyfriend’s idol passed today so I impulse-purchased these bobble heads for him
July 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My boyfriend’s idol passed today so I impulse-purchased these bobble heads for him
why are croutons so mad that they’re bread?
July 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
why are croutons so mad that they’re bread?
I just KNOW Midol packaging was created by a man, because what do you MEAN I have to struggle with a peel-back blister pack while I’m half a second from crashing out?
June 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I just KNOW Midol packaging was created by a man, because what do you MEAN I have to struggle with a peel-back blister pack while I’m half a second from crashing out?
Reposted by ASTORIA.
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.
They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
Writing a novel about a queer couple getting sent back in time to the 80s and trying to survive.
But not wanting to write the first chapters that take place in the present because the present is so fucking boring.
But not wanting to write the first chapters that take place in the present because the present is so fucking boring.
June 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Writing a novel about a queer couple getting sent back in time to the 80s and trying to survive.
But not wanting to write the first chapters that take place in the present because the present is so fucking boring.
But not wanting to write the first chapters that take place in the present because the present is so fucking boring.
Can someone from San Francisco please explain to me how SOMA and the Mission District are literally right next to each other but Google says they're a 30 minute walk apart??
May 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Can someone from San Francisco please explain to me how SOMA and the Mission District are literally right next to each other but Google says they're a 30 minute walk apart??
got an idea for a book.
wrote a loose outline.
wrote two chapters.
decided that’s enough and now i’m gonna put it away and find it in five years and say “damn why didn’t i do anything with it”
wrote a loose outline.
wrote two chapters.
decided that’s enough and now i’m gonna put it away and find it in five years and say “damn why didn’t i do anything with it”
May 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
got an idea for a book.
wrote a loose outline.
wrote two chapters.
decided that’s enough and now i’m gonna put it away and find it in five years and say “damn why didn’t i do anything with it”
wrote a loose outline.
wrote two chapters.
decided that’s enough and now i’m gonna put it away and find it in five years and say “damn why didn’t i do anything with it”
I’m already watching Rock of Ages again. This may need an intervention
May 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m already watching Rock of Ages again. This may need an intervention
Watching Rock of Ages for the first time and falling in love with TOM CRUISE was not on my 2025 Bingo card.
Someone tell him to hit me up when he leaves Scientology.
Someone tell him to hit me up when he leaves Scientology.
May 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Watching Rock of Ages for the first time and falling in love with TOM CRUISE was not on my 2025 Bingo card.
Someone tell him to hit me up when he leaves Scientology.
Someone tell him to hit me up when he leaves Scientology.
My best friend wrote a book, and it’s going to be my only read of May 💕
May 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My best friend wrote a book, and it’s going to be my only read of May 💕
i’m going to see YUNGBLUD?!?!? and now i have to cry for the remainder of the night ✌🏻
May 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i’m going to see YUNGBLUD?!?!? and now i have to cry for the remainder of the night ✌🏻
one of the things that has been bringing me joy lately is a solo canada goose i named bernard, who hangs out in the parking lot of a business by my apartment.
SO TELL ME WHY BERNARD WAS DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD THIS MORNING
SO TELL ME WHY BERNARD WAS DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD THIS MORNING
May 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
one of the things that has been bringing me joy lately is a solo canada goose i named bernard, who hangs out in the parking lot of a business by my apartment.
SO TELL ME WHY BERNARD WAS DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD THIS MORNING
SO TELL ME WHY BERNARD WAS DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD THIS MORNING
My favorite game is when I’m at the bar and someone refers to my husband and I as “the gays,” and trying to decipher whether we’ve both been clocked as bisexual or if they think we’re lesbians.
He just has long hair y’all 😭😭😭
He just has long hair y’all 😭😭😭
May 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My favorite game is when I’m at the bar and someone refers to my husband and I as “the gays,” and trying to decipher whether we’ve both been clocked as bisexual or if they think we’re lesbians.
He just has long hair y’all 😭😭😭
He just has long hair y’all 😭😭😭
Note to self:
Don’t leave the blinds open in your parking lot-facing basement apartment when you’re watching Shameless.
Sorry, neighbors. 😬
Don’t leave the blinds open in your parking lot-facing basement apartment when you’re watching Shameless.
Sorry, neighbors. 😬
April 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Note to self:
Don’t leave the blinds open in your parking lot-facing basement apartment when you’re watching Shameless.
Sorry, neighbors. 😬
Don’t leave the blinds open in your parking lot-facing basement apartment when you’re watching Shameless.
Sorry, neighbors. 😬
Man I’ve been real bad at keeping up with my book reviews 😂
April 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Man I’ve been real bad at keeping up with my book reviews 😂
I’ve been at my new job for a month and still haven’t told anyone I’m they/them.
Because there’s nothing more exhausting than being a femme AFAB nonbinary person and trying to make people understand that.
Because there’s nothing more exhausting than being a femme AFAB nonbinary person and trying to make people understand that.
April 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’ve been at my new job for a month and still haven’t told anyone I’m they/them.
Because there’s nothing more exhausting than being a femme AFAB nonbinary person and trying to make people understand that.
Because there’s nothing more exhausting than being a femme AFAB nonbinary person and trying to make people understand that.
March 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
✨boring characters having boring sex✨
(read 3/14-3/17)
(read 3/14-3/17)
March 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
✨boring characters having boring sex✨
(read 3/14-3/17)
(read 3/14-3/17)
✨strong and twisty from start to finish✨
(read 3/7-3/14)
#booksky #hellbent #ninthhouse #leighbardugo
(read 3/7-3/14)
#booksky #hellbent #ninthhouse #leighbardugo
March 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
✨strong and twisty from start to finish✨
(read 3/7-3/14)
#booksky #hellbent #ninthhouse #leighbardugo
(read 3/7-3/14)
#booksky #hellbent #ninthhouse #leighbardugo
✨good concept, but boring and filled with slurs✨
#booksky #stephenking #thedrawingofthethree #thedarktower
#booksky #stephenking #thedrawingofthethree #thedarktower
March 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
✨good concept, but boring and filled with slurs✨
#booksky #stephenking #thedrawingofthethree #thedarktower
#booksky #stephenking #thedrawingofthethree #thedarktower
I have made an executive decision to not post my reviews or star ratings for the Cat and Mouse Duet due to its content.
March 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I have made an executive decision to not post my reviews or star ratings for the Cat and Mouse Duet due to its content.
Yeah the House of Mirrors scene is great and all
But what about the sexual tension between my partner and I as we eat a rotisserie chicken off the kitchen counter with our bare hands?
H. D. Carlton could never.
But what about the sexual tension between my partner and I as we eat a rotisserie chicken off the kitchen counter with our bare hands?
H. D. Carlton could never.
March 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Yeah the House of Mirrors scene is great and all
But what about the sexual tension between my partner and I as we eat a rotisserie chicken off the kitchen counter with our bare hands?
H. D. Carlton could never.
But what about the sexual tension between my partner and I as we eat a rotisserie chicken off the kitchen counter with our bare hands?
H. D. Carlton could never.