Hannah
@astonishinglysane.bsky.social
I’m Pollyanna the glad girl.
I don’t care what the haters say, when I tried to read this out loud to @vince.vinceunderwood.com I laughed until I cried while he stared in blank incomprehension.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I don’t care what the haters say, when I tried to read this out loud to @vince.vinceunderwood.com I laughed until I cried while he stared in blank incomprehension.
Adopted this goblin two weeks ago and she immediately hit it off with our other dog and cat and is, in general, a sweet, goofy meatball.
July 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Adopted this goblin two weeks ago and she immediately hit it off with our other dog and cat and is, in general, a sweet, goofy meatball.
Look what we have done to the noble wolf.
July 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Look what we have done to the noble wolf.
Diagnosis: Handsome
April 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Diagnosis: Handsome
The immensely talented @vince.vinceunderwood.com
April 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The immensely talented @vince.vinceunderwood.com
There should be an Oscar for Best Line Reading.
February 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
There should be an Oscar for Best Line Reading.
“Why must liberal views continue to ‘progress’? I just want things to stay the way they are! ‘Conserve’ them, if you will.”
February 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“Why must liberal views continue to ‘progress’? I just want things to stay the way they are! ‘Conserve’ them, if you will.”
Vibes are off at the gynecologist’s office
December 5, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Vibes are off at the gynecologist’s office
Lock screen thread
November 30, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Lock screen thread
He died for your sins.
September 1, 2024 at 6:24 PM
He died for your sins.
Me while my husband is on the phone with his mom:
July 13, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Me while my husband is on the phone with his mom:
Hope they did the “Puttin’ on the Ritz” number this outfit screams for.
July 13, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Hope they did the “Puttin’ on the Ritz” number this outfit screams for.
I graduated high school two years early and never had a senior year. These are four albums released during what would have been my senior year that were big for me at the time (there are so many albums from this year that I love now but didn’t get to until later).
August 21, 2023 at 3:26 AM
I graduated high school two years early and never had a senior year. These are four albums released during what would have been my senior year that were big for me at the time (there are so many albums from this year that I love now but didn’t get to until later).
My perfect cat son
August 19, 2023 at 2:35 PM
My perfect cat son
RECLAIMING MY TITS
August 3, 2023 at 6:57 AM
RECLAIMING MY TITS
We have a fun IT department.
August 1, 2023 at 11:09 PM
We have a fun IT department.
My mom and her high school/college boyfriend in 1971.
July 26, 2023 at 6:00 AM
My mom and her high school/college boyfriend in 1971.
