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jordan
@astoldbyjordan.bsky.social
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32, G in LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈, he/him, music is life🎶🎧🎵(pop/alt pop/indie/alt), living in✋, vegan 🌱
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~sex is a demon but i am as well~

Excited to finally have The Subway/I Hate It Here (demo) by Chappell Roan!!!!
The cover art for The Subway by Chappell Roan. Photo taken of the 7 inch single sleeve in front of a collection of vinyl on shelves The A side of The Subway by Chappell Roan vinyl single. The pressing is a copper metallic vibe with the center being a photo of the artist with long red hair and her arms on her knees with her head in the palm of her hands. The B side of The Subway vinyl single featuring a different photo of the artist. She is in a room seemingly sitting down. She still has red hair, however this is straight and she is brushing it. Much like the first photo, it is a photo of a 7 inch single sleeve taken in front of a vinyl collection. This depicts the back cover with legal information and barcode at the bottom. It features multiple wigs of different shades of red with different hair styles from curly to straight.
October 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Got 1 (of 2) of my The Life of a Showgirl vinyl!
#TaylorSwift #TheLifeOfAShowgirl #vinyl
October 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Saw The Mayhem Ball this past Wednesday, and it was EVERYTHING!!!
View from far away of Lady Gaga at the end of a catwalk with a very long train extending back to the stage with lights underneath creating a rainbow. View from above looking down towards the stage where there is a giant skull and Lady Gaga is in front of it performing. Me in my outfit for the Lady Gaga concert. I have on white heeled black Chuck Taylor's, a black velvet skirt, a gray faux leather style jacket with a sort of stone wash effect. I also am carrying an orange see through bag with black letter that spells, "Gaga". There are also bag charms on it. I also have on a long black wig with very short bangs. Me in the same outfit as previously described posing with my boyfriend. We both have our "paws up". My boyfriend has on cream colored combat style boots. Purple houndstooth design pants, a black tank top, with a purple suit jacket with the sleeves cut off and adorned. He also has a fascinator on that he made himself to resemble an umbrella.
September 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Yours is so cute! This is mine. 🤗
Photo of a library card on top of a burnt orange colored pillow. The library card is graffiti style with black, white, blue, and green lines of varying thickness. In the bottom right corner it has "Flint Public Library" and its logo present.
August 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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The Life of a Showgirl
Orange and mint green Labubu Tumbler cups from PopMart in front of a collection of various PopMart brand figures. Also a disco ball style cowboy hat is hanging on the wall
August 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I never posted how pretty the indie pressing of the new The Band Camino album is. This album is kind of a sleeper hit. I wasn't feeling the pre-release singles, but the album as a whole has been something I enjoy. Even though it's "the single", I'm loving Stupid Questions.
The cover of The Band Camino album NeverAlways. In the top left corner is a yellow hype sticker with black font with the band's name, "The Third Studio Album", "Exclusive yellow and black marble vinyl", and a barcode. The cover is the three band members running in an open field so everything is kind of blurry. However, it is edited so that the bottom half is up right, and the top half is upside down. The sky is in the center of the cover with yellow text of the album title, Never (right side up) and Always (upside down). Photo of the yellow and black marble pressing described on the hype sticker of the previous photo. The center puck is blurry to almost give the illusion of it being spun even when stationary. There are legal credits on the left side in yellow text, and on the right in yellow text is the album title.
August 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Bf and I got a couple of the monsters from PopMart while in Chicago over the weekend, and they do spark joy as silly as it seems. Unlike the Cheers series cups, these hold much more liquid than you'd think!
A clear based tumbler with an orange lid. The base is the head of a Labubu with orange eye outlined in white. The orange lid is the shape of a bucket hat with Labubu's two ears poking out of the top. Inside the tumbler is a red liquid.
August 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I think that the little ghosty will glow in the dark!!!!! #QKid #blindbox #unboxing
August 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Had a wonderful weekend in Chicago. Market Days was fun, but TBH running around the city and suburbs to go to every PopMart and also Chinatown's Miniso was more fun! Also, found my new favorite bar to visit when in Chicago, SoFo Tap. The men are hot, and the atmosphere is fantastic.
My boyfriend and I in front of a circular mirror. All 6 Emotional Hairy Monsters from the Jotoys Q Kid blind box. My boyfriend and I on the subway! I pulled Swag Swag Stitch from the Gen Z Street blind box at Miniso. The photo is of the pendant on my bag in front of the Miniso store.
August 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Shout out to media reload for having this gem of a VHS. I'm enjoying ending my day watching it.
A lenticular cover for Cher's HBO concert film
July 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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I realized I never posted this after I got the full collection of Chappell Roan's The Giver singles. I absolutely needed The Construction Worker, Plumber, and Dentist, so I just decided to have them all. P.S. NEED a longer/full version of Fix It In The Morning. Chappell sounds so beautiful.
Okay, so it's a photo of five 7 inch singles of The Giver by Chappell Roan. Each one has a different cover where she is posing as different occupations. The top left is The Dentist, top right is The Lawyer, bottom left is The Detective, bottom right is The Plumber, and in the center on top of the place where they all meet is The Construction Worker.
July 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Shout out to Wet Leg and Domino Records for shipping out pre-orders with the intention to get them to the fans by release date. It's a couple days early, and that is even more exciting! I'm very happy to have a lenticular cover to add to my vinyl collection!
A photo of one angle of an album cover featuring two women. One of them is crouched down on the tip toes and palms with a straight face. The other appears to be sitting cross legged but their back is to the camera. She has her hands folded behind her to simulate being held. A photo of an album cover from a different angle as the first photo. The poses remain the same but the straight faced expression has become a scary kind of smirk. Photo of a pink hype sticker which reads, "moisturizer the new album from limited edition 3d gatefold sleeve cream coloured vinyl download included" followed by a barcode underneath. Photo of a cream colored vinyl variant. The center label is white with the band's name, "Wet Leg" at the top. The album name, "Moisturizer" is on the right, and the speed to play it at, 33 1/3 rpm, is on the left. On the bottom portion is the track list 1-6.
July 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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My Apple Music all time replay playlist is SO good!
Songs 1-25 of my Apple Music all time replay playlist Songs 26-50 of my Apple Music all time replay playlist Songs 51-75 of my Apple Music all time replay playlist Songs 76-100 of my Apple Music all time replay playlist
July 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Ecstatic to have received this in the mail today! Hoping for MUN4 sooner rather than later.
A white cover with darker shading to create quadrants. In the top left is a hype sticker detailing that it's Muna's Like At The Greek Theater on a limited silver opaque vinyl. In the top right it reads Muna in black font. In the bottom left it reads Live At The Greek Theater in Los Angeles. A photo of the silver opaque variant. The center label reads Muna on the left and Saddest Factory Records on the right. Above that it reads side 3 and below that is Live At The Greek Theater In Los Angeles.
July 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Thrilled to have miss Toffee join our Labubu collection! We only need Lychee Berry and Sesame Bean to complete the Macaron series! (Obviously need the secret too). Then, I got a single figure from the One Piece collection and it was the Hayley Williams lookin' girlie aka Nami.
Photo of the toffee colored Labubu, Toffee. Next to her is a vinyl figure from PopMart's The Monsters collaboration with One Piece of a brown Labubu in an orange wig with a teal bikini top, denim pants, orange sandals. She's holding a blue staff with a yellow star-like point.
June 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Amazing pressing I received from @vertigovinyl.bsky.social as part of their monthly mystery vinyl series. I look forward to purchasing these every month.y boyfriend and I both enjoyed this @doitlikedua.bsky.social album.
Photo of the A side of a record. The center label is black with the artist's name on it, Dua Saleh, as well as the album title, I Should Call Them. The pressing is a red and white with a blend of both making an orange color. There are steaks of blue and green as well as some tear drop shaped speckles of blue and orange. B side of the album with a black center label with a white scorpion on it. The pressing is mostly white with orange around the outside there is a blue and green starburst effect as well The front cover of the album by Dua Saleh called I Should Call Them. The back cover of the album I Should Call Them by Dua Saleh.
June 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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They're so cute. I'm obsessed.
Photo of the 6 general Labubu from the Big Into Energy series positioned in a circle. Starting at the top left and going clockwise: Happiness; a peachy color, Love; a deep pink almost red, Luck; A combination of light blue and purple, Hope; sky blue, Serenity; various shades of green, Loyalty; neon pink and bright light yellow.
June 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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A week and a half ago I was able to score a full set of The Monsters Big Into Energy. They have finally arrived today! Just waiting for the bf to get home so we can unbox. This is the collection we have wanted the most, but is also the most difficult to get since it's the newest. So excited!
Photos of six blind boxes. Each blind box is white with the PopMart logo in the top left corner. In holographic lettering it reads, "Big Into Energy" and underneath is a photo of the Happiness Labubu from the collection which is the peachy/orange color.
June 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Boyfriend got me the Labubu I wanted the most today at the Robo Shop at the outlet mall! Over the moon about it. She's going everywhere with me. I love her.
Phot of me with my hair up. Wearing a Lorde Solar Power tour shirt. Wearing my creme crossbody with a black and creme checkered strap. I have the Fall Into Wild Labubu which is blue gray with blue eyes. She's wearing a tan bucket hat with a patch that reads, "The Monsters" on it as well as dark wash denim overalls that has a leather like patch across it that says, "Labubu". Also on my bag is the rainbow Cheer Up Baby Crybaby plush pendant and the blue Hug You plush pendant.
June 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Going to Olive Garden with the bf and the girls.
Photo of me in the car. I'm wearing a cream and black checkered knit button down shirt with a black ribbed tank underneath and medium light wash denim shorts. I have my cream crossbody bag with a rainbow crybaby plush, purple Labubu, and highlighter yellow key tag keychain with a star fruit on it that reads Bretman's Souvenir Shoppe in teal lettering.
June 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Finally acquired a Labubu! Plus, I have been eyeing the Cry Baby Cheer Up Baby rainbow plush pendant since seeing it in Chicago when we were there for Beyonce! I have been obsessed with PopMart since then. Plus, I finally got Buttercup! I got Bubbles and Blossom last week, and The Professor in Chi.
Purple Labubu pendant plush with purple eyes, yellow nose, yellow inner ear, and yellow toe nails. Also features is a rainbow (ROY G BIV) plush with eyes that have white puffy tears resembling clouds under them. Left to right: The Professor from Powerpuff Girls, Buttercup, Blossom, Bubbles. They are vinyl figurines from the PopMart brand Cry Baby.
June 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Recently received these two albums! I've wanted Pang for a very long time, but just never got a copy because my bf has a copy of both her albums. Then, I actually got Jensen McRae as a mystery vinyl. I have a coworker who LOVES her so much, so he was excited when I told him! I enjoyed the album.
The cover of I Don't Know How But They Found Me! by Jensen McRae on vinyl. The cover is of her in the center a room full of moving boxes while holding a huge roll of bubble wrap. She is wearing a slip dress that goes to her ankles as well as glasses. The cover of Pang by Caroline Polechek on vinyl. The cover is her climbing on a rope ladder wearing a white corset top and black leather pants.
May 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Haven't made a book post (or really any post) in a while. I finished Sunrise on the Reaping the other day. Now I am just getting started on this one! The Savage, Noble Death of Babs Dionne by Ron Currie
Photo of the book, The Savage, Noble Death of Babs Dionne by Ron Currie. Featuring navy blue text of the title and author as well as a bird that looks like a crow looking down at a recently extinguished cigarette still giving off smoke. The background color of the book is a light sort of color.
May 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Went out and got my own copy of Deep Cuts by Holly Brickley! I had to have it! I also HAD to pick up a copy of @thebobthedragqueen.bsky.social's new novel that came out today! I'm reading along while listening to Bob narrate the audiobook.
A photo of someone holding a book in front of a collection of vinyl records. The book cover is a black record with big, bold, red text reading, "Deep Cuts" Under the record is a block of white with the author's name, "Holly Brickley" in black text along with a blurb by Coco Mellors, author of Blue Sisters Photo of a cover of a book. The background is an off white, sort of creme color. In bold, big, black text it reads, "Harriet Tubman: Live In Concert", "A novel", "Bob The Drag Queen". There is also a chain across the cover that is broken in the middle. There is also a black oval with hands holding a microphone with the cord of the microphone coming out of the oval and around some of the words towards the bottom.
March 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Starting a new book! Barnes and Noble has been promoting this book, and I've been waiting for the library to get it in. They finally did, and I'm excited to start to read it! I love music, so a book that is centered around music is a must read for me.
A photo of a book cover. The cover is split into two colors. The top portion taking up about 3/4 is red, and the other 1/4 is white. The red portion is a photo of two people about to kiss with a swirly effect around the outside of the image. Over top of that is the book title, "Deep Cuts". The white portion has the author's name, "Holly Brickley" with a black square and a white crown in it along side text reading, "A Novel". Under that is a list of all the chapters in black text. 31 in total. At the bottom is a barcode.
March 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM