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Mister Man
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rather smelly rather small | Hundreds of Beavers stan | he/him
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astinkyboy.bsky.social
this person has repeatedly and clearly shared the overall sentiment, and people are not saying he lost because of his cancer. they're saying he should not have run because he already had serious health issues long before running, and this is yet another one.
May 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
astinkyboy.bsky.social
can I get put on an autoblock list for anyone who shares this sentiment? I don't care if the genocidal octogenarian narcissist gets cancer
May 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
astinkyboy.bsky.social
Dr. RoBRATnik
January 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
astinkyboy.bsky.social
A screenshot of Chris Brown looking like a jackass in a music video. Below it, a YouTube comment says "We will never get a more beautiful voice that Chris's".
January 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
astinkyboy.bsky.social
send the meteor
A WhatsApp ad that reads: "Squid Game is so much better when you can trauma bond in the group chat." An image from the show's second season displays with two text messages, where a mom asks "What is this?" and her child responds "what we're watching over xmas break!"
December 26, 2024 at 6:17 AM
astinkyboy.bsky.social
Amazon employee said "smile more"
A message from an Amazon support representative reads: "I appreciate your understanding. It has been my pleasure assisting a valued customer like you today. I wish your day ends with a smile on your face. Thank you for contacting Amazon and being prime member. Stay safe. Have a great day. Take care. Keep smiling, you look beautiful when you smile! Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas!
December 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM
astinkyboy.bsky.social
Can someone tell me who tf is between Rogan and Elon in this cursed shit
A derivative painting of "The Last Supper" depicting Jordan Peterson as Jesus Christ. Joe Rogan, an unidentified man, Elon Musk, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro, and Russell Brand are also depicted as disciples.
March 29, 2024 at 3:10 PM
astinkyboy.bsky.social
yeah I guess if that's Reacher it would be Reacher's back
A poster for the Amazon series Reacher shows a comically muscular man from behind and looking over his shoulder. "Reacher's back" displays in large white text on the man's back.
March 3, 2024 at 2:03 PM
astinkyboy.bsky.social
good to know James Somerton is still completely shameless
The YouTube search result for a video titled "A Measured Response" by James Somerton. In the preview of the video's description, the text reads "What I should have said in December.", followed by the full link to financially support him on Patreon.
February 26, 2024 at 9:47 PM
astinkyboy.bsky.social
There are a great many things to criticize about that interview, but this framing is questionable at worst and misleading at best. The account regularly gains between 2 and 5 thousand followers a day, and this isn't even close to the peak increase
A screenshot of LibsOfTikTok's Social Blade statistics from 1/28/24 to 2/25/24, illustrating that the account's daily follower increase has varied between roughly 1500 and 5500 followers a day.
February 25, 2024 at 4:16 PM
astinkyboy.bsky.social
"They're called skeets, not posts."
Greg Hirsch, a character from the TV series Succession, speaks into a microphone at a government hearing.
February 25, 2024 at 5:09 AM
astinkyboy.bsky.social
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An online news article reads: "Jon Stewart returned to The Daily Show last night, grayed, rested, and ready to cast his gimlet satirist's eye on Joe Biden's obvious cognitive decline. Because it's permanently 1999 in Stewart's soul and he hasn't learned anything since we all had fun laughing about Al Gore's idiotic lockbox, he opened the show by claiming that: "The stakes of this election don't make Donald Trump's opponent less subject to scrutiny. It actually makes him more subject to scrutiny. Counterpoint: No it doesn't. If I have a choice between cyanide and a hot dog, the stakes of my meal don't make it even more important that I scrutinize the hot dog for rat shit. I don't care! I will eat however much rat shit it's got, because that's better than death."
February 14, 2024 at 3:17 AM
astinkyboy.bsky.social
This fucking show dude
Davide from Love Island holds up a heart-shaped chalkboard, on which he has crudely drawn a man having sex with a woman from behind.
February 8, 2024 at 4:03 AM