Fifteen years ago a friend told me the reason she doesn't shower at the health club.

"No one needs to know how thoroughly I dry my vagina."

I think about this every time I shower.

Sadly, you might wanna hold that thought. Video exists of a 15 yo girl being kidnapped from her car in Hoffman Estates yesterday and of a woman grabbed getting into her car on a quiet street in Kenilworth. Houses were breached in Elgin recently. The suburbs are not necessarily safer.

Hugs & sympathies.

Couldn't agree more!

Not that that's a fair comparison. I love Walton but, in the fullness of time, let's see if he's a Redford.

I'm sorry. I take my Dad to a similar medical office. I just don't understand people.

Old school? Mostly massage & acupuncture & meditation groups. Everyone I've known through the center is pro-vax and it's one of the few places in town that doesn't ostracize masking.

Sure, there are likely some quacks but at no greater rate than your average Primary Care practice at this point.

Nor is this place. It's mostly massage & acupuncture & meditation groups. Everyone I've known through the center is very pro-vax. Sure, there are likely some quacks but at no greater rate than your average Primary Care practice at this point.

Xbaby seems about right.

I worked for an old man who called her Humphrey Winfert.

My monolingual American mother was trying to tell me that her home was my home and said cheerfully, "Sucasamucasa!"

So you're saying there's a faction that argues over whether victims of the Holocaust died -from- nazis or -with- nazis?! I wish I could say that's unbelievable but of course...

You don't say?

[If Chuck Schumer replaced Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny]

CHUCK SCHUMER: (whispers to his clients) Ok, ok, I got youse, don't worry. We're gonna plead not guilty & I am gonna get you out. Today.

CHUCK SCHUMER: (to judge) YER HONOR, DEEZ TWO YOUTS DEFINITELY FUCKIN' KILLED THAT GUY. NO QUESTION.

[If Chuck Schumer replaced Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny]

CHUCK SCHUMER: (whispers to his clients) Ok, ok, I got youse, don't worry. We're gonna plead not guilty & I am gonna get you out. Today.

CHUCK SCHUMER: (to judge) YER HONOR, DEEZ TWO YOUTS DEFINITELY FUCKIN' KILLED THAT GUY. NO QUESTION.