Asté, the Manicou 🚕​🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)
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Asté, the Manicou 🚕​🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)
@aste-le-manicou.bsky.social
A manicou (common possum) on the internet. Gay. 🇫🇷🇲🇶🇸🇳, speaks 🇫🇷 and 🇺🇸. 20-something. Furry (you can still follow me if you aren't).

Just a space to scream into the void and disappear. Come for the horny posts, stay for the general madness.

(Probably 🔞)
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Hello everyone!

The name's Asté (pronounced as-tay without the diphtong, like Beyoncé). I am a manicou (basically a Martinican common posssum).

Here to sound off and scream into the void (maybe I should've gotten a Tumblr?), so stay if you want to read my diatribes.

Or my horniness, either way.
Hazing survived. Clothes obtained. Sleep done. Would've loved to not have a nightmare the one time I get to sleep sort of well.
December 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
At least when I run across the hall almost naked I get to pretend that I'm in Taskmaster.
What's the Hazing Ritual, you ask? ...running in underwear, in the halls in order to access the (shared) laundromat. All of that in the dead of December.

My nipples are so hard they might as well be shurikens.
December 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Act III of The Bed Bug Drama, in which I Iearn that I am the enemy (by realising that the clothes I have been wearing all weekend waiting for the rest of my clothes to be deinfected... are themselves infected)
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Y'all remember that one "trend" of people calling themselves "super-straights" and in order to say "we don't like trans people"? Well, that made me go back to one of my own epiphanies that I had years ago.

I'm going somewhere with this, but like, read me in full, this will be a bit long to explain.
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Aaah, the pest-control is finally done, I can now put everything back in its-

SIKE! They come back in TEN DAYS and I've gotta KEEP EVERYTHING IN MY TRASHBAGS hoping that NO MORE CONTAMINATION OCCURS!
December 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sure, why not, imma give the genesis and some extra details about this little guy.

- The color of the "goo" is customizable! It is rainbow by default, but Asté can control it--that, and it changes, depending on his mood (purple for confident, red for angry, blue for sad or peaceful, etc.)!
Hello everyone!

The name's Asté (pronounced as-tay without the diphtong, like Beyoncé). I am a manicou (basically a Martinican common posssum).

Here to sound off and scream into the void (maybe I should've gotten a Tumblr?), so stay if you want to read my diatribes.

Or my horniness, either way.
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Reposted by Asté, the Manicou 🚕​🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)
Fun little gift art inspired by @underheavenvn.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Bedbug infestation in my appartment. I have spent these past few days (Christmas included, I hate my life) being very diligent on cleaning my house and prepping it for the arrival of pest-control, so much so that I wondered why I called them at all.

Until I saw a bedbug casually walking on my wall.
December 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Been thinking back to that one uQuiz with one of the questions being "are you a furry?" and one of its answers being "no, but Bowser's hot tho"

Sometimes the signs are just... there.
December 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I'm just gonna say: Flambae in the front, Phenomaman in the back.
December 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Reposted by Asté, the Manicou 🚕​🏳️‍🌈 (he/him)
I drew some holiday gift art for the Underheaven Discord, where I yap _way_ too much.

Read it!
link to visual novel: faintlyspotted.itch.io/underheaven
community: @underheavenvn.bsky.social

It has cyberpunk, an evocative world, transpeople, boys, and sex.
December 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hello everyone!

The name's Asté (pronounced as-tay without the diphtong, like Beyoncé). I am a manicou (basically a Martinican common posssum).

Here to sound off and scream into the void (maybe I should've gotten a Tumblr?), so stay if you want to read my diatribes.

Or my horniness, either way.
December 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I was about to post "I WAS BORN ON THE SAME DAY THAN Ἰησοῦς Χριστὸς Θεοῦ Υἱός, Σωτήρ, MAKE WAY FOR ME AS YOUR BENEVOLENT LEADER 🐟" because I planned to make this account on Christmas. But then I fell asleep.

So, yeah. Hello there.
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM