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Astarion/Orion • He/Vamp • PanDemi • Not RP • 21+ and married to a werewolf 🐺🖤 • System - Fictive/Kinnie • Aspiring furry artist
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Chat. I’m so in love with my husband. It’s crazy 😭💕

Look. Idk who to yap about my partner im sobbing
February 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Laying on the floor as I think about the love of my life 😔✌🏻

/pos
February 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Helpppp I’m once again in love with my husband 😍🥰😘

Everything he does is so attractive OMG AAAA
February 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Body is sick, so we haven’t been able to do anything for days 😩😩😩
January 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
YAAAA my baby boy has finished his classes!!!!!

Now I can steal all his attention 🖕🏻🖕🏻❤️‍🔥🤣
December 19, 2024 at 11:39 AM
“I shower in the misfortune of mean girls.”

—Love of my life whenever someone who pissed them off gets instant karma
November 29, 2024 at 10:35 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I have this urge to buy fashion magazines for men.

Look. I need to look my best 💅🏻
November 28, 2024 at 6:48 PM
“I think about you everyday.”

CHAT I MAY HAVE HIT THE JACKPOT

Sorry, I love yapping about my silly grumpy husband who rarely shows soft sides and when he does, yOU KNOW I AM STUCK!!!!
November 23, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I need to make my own Spotify playlist 🤔🥰💕
November 21, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I can’t do this anymore. I’m married to the funny man of myth and legend /lh /aff

Im out of breath
November 12, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Hubby: wait wait wait. One more. “I’m sorry to tell you this, my dear stranger. I am married. Once this letter is in your hands, I’m going to bed my husband for a while. Signed, R.”

IM SCREAMING!!!!! 😂
November 12, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Who the hell thought it was a good idea to try looking for dates via a penpal app that took days to reply 😂😂🤣🤣 AND MY HUSBAND TO EXPLAIN THE GUY THE IN THE END HE’S FUCKING MARRIED AND BRO HAD TO WAIT TWO DAYS TO KNOW. SLOW BURNNNN 🤣😭
November 12, 2024 at 2:38 PM
That moment when husband won’t stop making dick, bdsm, “uwu fucky wucky” jokes because of a stupid booty call letter; and made me and another two people laugh. The latter was in the bus and tried to keep it together aND I CANNOT. MY STOMACH IS STILL HURTING AS WE SPEAK!!!!
November 12, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Husband has successfully secured his merch orders. Amazing 😂😂
November 10, 2024 at 3:57 AM
>:)
November 10, 2024 at 3:54 AM
The saga continues

Him to his friends: If you buy me this merch. I’ll pay for everything, and include tips.

IM LAUGHING STOPPPP 🤣🤣🤣
November 9, 2024 at 9:05 PM
My ego is too big after having a husband who constantly wants me via the fictional character 💅🏻💕 delulu? Maybe. But I love it anyway 😍🥰
November 9, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Me: Bby. How badly you need those merch?

Him: Badly

Me: Some of them sold out btw. Other people already bought it

Him with serious conviction: I’ll fucking kill them

I WHEEZED!!!! It’s a merch of me, of course he’s down bad; I feel special 💅🏻
November 9, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Get a wolfdog ✅
He howls every once in a while at random times ✅
Fluffy ✅

I’m in peace 💕
November 9, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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18%!! We’re getting there!
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November 7, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Sometimes the only way to calm an eldritch monster is just make them sleepy with songs. Watch their body sway to waltz anddddd off to bed for them.
November 7, 2024 at 3:34 PM
This is so gonna sound out of context.

How to comfort a large rampaging eldritch doggo: Start playing classical music. Make them eepy like Azathoth ✌🏻
November 7, 2024 at 3:33 PM
The search for sourcemates is never ending 😔✌🏻
November 6, 2024 at 1:45 PM
My husband just broke the pan handle while cooking 💀😭😂
November 5, 2024 at 3:00 PM