I'm imagining them being Hella Tired sometimes, too much to hold up their tail, so it just drags along behind them and it's like they're pulling an entire corpse bc it's basically as long as the average Diss is tall 🤣

The shoulder-blade spikes FUCK.

And i like that their tail is p much the same length as them.

Let the hyperfixation flooooow through u!!!! Let it express itself in whatever unhinged (and hopefully filthy) ways it needs!!!

He very pointedly and very deliberately maintains eye contact. The. Entire. Time.

(And growls if Tav ever breaks it, even momentarily)

-she found a wounded, lost outsider (a dragonborn called Amos). Cult law said she should kill him immediately, but she saved, hid, and befriended him.

When he was found, she helped him escape, in turn revealing that she knew him. Her punishment was losing her wings, which she still misses deeply.

-afterwards she dissociated and wandered off out into the shadowcurse without saying anything.

Astarion went after her and found her right on the curse boundary. She finally opened up to him and told him that she once had wings like Marcus' stolen ones which were cut-off as punishment by her cult-

Always happy for friends/talking and you seem really cool/nice. And Mood on 'watching from the outside' I feel that so many times and it's Gross!!

I have NO idea what ANY of this means but I'm very happy you're happy! 🤣

P sure it says 'Slumber Stamp' (backwards) if that helps ya with this conundrum at all!

Yeeeees. I love the Details, too, esp on the 'humanoid' half of him. Like the webbing on his hands and the slight fin at the elbow. Delicious. Exquisite. Excellent creechur, no notes.

He's so unserious I cannot cope. Incredible he doesn't use this voice when asking if he can slorp your blood.

"But could I pwease have just a widdol nibble?"

I'd have staked him on the spot.

Lmfao. I'd bet good money a lot of Astarion notes are like this.

A: I am so busy rn! (Dev Note; he is not)

A: Ugh, I am so deeply annoyed by you (DN: nah he's not)

A: I am entirely unconcerned by this (DN: lol he's a fuckin' liar)

A: I am FINE (DN: he has never been fine a day in his life)

Side Rowyn anecdote: the moment i knew that bitch was Down Bad was when he called my Tav pet (affectionate) the first time.

I cackled and pointed at him and laughed some more because yeeeees. You're FUCKED now, mate!!! U sound like my sweet near-80yo grandmother, I have successfully Ruined u.

Plot twist: Astarion and Ethel DO call u pet for the same reason but that reason is not hag it is: The Irish.

(Astarion’s writer is Irish i believe, and every now and then it SHOWS).

((Obligatory note: not ONLY irish (and scottish) peeps use 'pet' as a term of endearment but it is common with us))

The one and only time Astarion will ever be described as a 'decent, upstanding member of society' and it's for the meme. Which feels right, 10/10 🤣

Exactly! Same numbers but in different/more appropriate and reflective places.

They can still fully function as their OG classes/themselves just with tweaked stats - eg flip Astarion’s charisma and wisdom scores so his CHA is 13 and his WIS 10 bc this bitch? Wisdom/common sense!? Fuckin' WHERE!?