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The guy working at the dispo asked me if I was partying tonight and I told him I had mounted a tv today and I intended on using it and he said that my night sounded better than a party so yeah
April 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
To the two people who sold me a stud finder and didnt tell me I needed a nine volt battery: FUCK YOU
April 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Its is against my morals to spend more than 10$ on a shirt if you see me doing that ive been replaced by an evil clone
April 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thinking about going crazy again
April 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
How bad is fiber glass really
April 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Never doubt the magic of a 3 am drunk text
April 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I hate social people
April 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The great thing about grace being on a social media hiatus is that she can not enforce me going to bed when I tell her I should be going to bed
April 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I LOVE MY GRACE
April 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Going to vomit everywhere
April 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Its just hard because I know he took some of my good songs and like he doesnt deserve to know those songs like that
April 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
THIS FREAK BETTER TEXT ME
April 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Im so mature, collected, and sensible
April 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Took a picture so good I considered redownloading tinder so more of the world could see it
April 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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This freak better text me
April 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This freak better text me
April 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Need a nap so fucking bad
April 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
No one in this class is allowed to steal bell hooks as my feminist figure, I need to talk about bell hooks
April 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I love staring at people like its kinda fun
April 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I hate these fucking buses
April 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
At least I looked hot today
April 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Goodbye dating apps see you in 5-6 months
April 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
WTF HAPPENED TO ALL MY SAD MUSIC ITS NOT SAD ENOUGH
March 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I do love tracking my menstrual cycle solely based off of emotions thats the one thing that never fails me
March 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM