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asswarp.bsky.social
nerevar
moon and star
come to us
from shores afar

the sixth house mourned
sorrows unshed
the moon still shines
'pon mountains Red
#elderscrolls #morrowind
a large portrait digital drawing of three figures, azura, dagoth ur, and the nerevarine from elder scrolls morrowind. azura is above both figures looking grand and holding her emblems in outstretched hands: a moon and star. her hair is long and flowing. dagoth ur is grasping onto the red mountain with one hand and the other is caressing the heart of lorkhan as blood runs down from the caldera. the last figure is the nerevarine looking ahead at the viewer, holding keening and sunder while the moon-and-star shines on within her eyes. the nerevarine is standing near some giant mushrooms with the ghostfence behind her.
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
asswarp.bsky.social
reasons why i love bandido:
-short king (like me)
-funny
-handsome
-has good fashion
-got brody king to do the macarena
-can do flips like nobodys business
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
asswarp.bsky.social
look at my cat
a beautiful torbie cat basking in the sun
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
radel when shes in a vc with me and hears "can i talk about wow for a sec" and im drunk
a screenshot of gamecenter cx of arino screaming and the text says "arinos scream echoes throughout the demon world"
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
its fuckin time lads
a dude dressed up in a construction outfit. you know what time it it (nice hot water time)
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
been thinking about this fucker all week
a very goofy looking 5 legged cat with a big happy face that looks like ;:^ )
October 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
good morns
a picture of a weird 3d modeled cat that says i am contaminated with radiation
September 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
asswarp.bsky.social
in the meantime, have a shark and a cat drinkin cokey colas in the park
a digital drawing of an orange shark and a purple cat sitting on a bench sippin colas together. the orange shark has teal spots on their body and stripes on the nose with other teal accents. it has a seafoam green mane trailing down its back and a seafoam green tongue that is sticking out while it thinks. the purple cat is gazing up at the sky with its big white eyes. they are friends : )
September 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
asswarp.bsky.social
getting possessed by the haunted dungeon sword and asking the sword if you wanna fuck and it said yes enthusiastically
a digital drawing of a long haired figure sitting up as vines embedded into their skin hold them upright. their hair is long and spills onto the ground. they have demonic features, like black scleras and clawed hands and feet. they are incredibly sweaty as they have just had a huge orgasm after fucking themself with a haunted sword that was found in a dungeon and possessed them. blood is everywhere. and yes the sword did consent to being fucked.
September 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
realizing i will have to build a new reaction pic folder
a meme of a blurry photo of a shark chomping an undersea cable with a zoom in panel with two word bubbles that say "I did..." "my besht...!"
August 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
ok basic shit done to make my laptop a bit more comfy to use now its time to sleep for 4 hours before i have to do my t gel lmao
gn ✨
an emoji of a sleepy shark. gn whoever reads this
August 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
MY ARM DOESNT HURT WHEN I DRAW STUFF YAAHOOOOO
a picture of chen from touhou doing a jump through a fire hoop on a tricycle with a bunch of people holding signs cheering her on in the audience like "CHEN" and "HONK HONK". the text at the bottom says "THAT'S AWESOME CHEN!"
August 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
good LORD rusty
michael from FAITH going HOLY SHIT
August 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
i would but :' )
a pen drawing of a bright figure floating in a dungeon doorway. it has a big smudge on the mouth bc i am a clumsy ass auughhh my lines bro my liiinneess
August 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
she has like three parallels with zenos (long ass blonde hair, royalty from a shitass empire, killing gods with her sword) but every time i see her i think "woobified zenos"
a screenshot of one of the bachelorettes intro cards from rune factory guardians of azuma. she is a white lady with very long blonde hair, lilac eyes, and purple eyeshadow. she wears a purple military uniform adorned with silver filigree and embroidery. the text reads: "princess of the sechs empire: clarice"
July 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
kuma is snoring so loud and cute rn i love her so much
a silly drawing of a muscle guy with a cute round head and a :3 face with hearts all around him
July 23, 2025 at 8:16 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
my friend waited to open his FF MTG card box bc he knew i was super excited to watch him open it
a big white cat with the small sad cat face photoshopped onto it
July 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
asswarp.bsky.social
i hope u all have a good morning/night where u are
dont forget: i love u no matter what
a photo of a gremlin looking dog laying on a big pillow in peaceful serenity hugging a toy that looks like a baguette
July 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
asswarp.bsky.social
putting my cat into umamusume and now it will be called kumamusume
a screenshot of umamusume with my cats head pasted onto gold ships body saying "I'm Kuma, the most lovable of lovable pals, yeah? People all over the world adore me, so I'm sure they love me."
July 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
asswarp.bsky.social
waking up with one of the classics
a screenshot of a youtube video called 489 seperate instances of someone being gay in the metal gear solid series and the thumbnail is three solid snakes in pride flag camo and METAL GAY SOLID in pink font overlayed on the solid snakes
June 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
asswarp.bsky.social
WE ARE SO BACK LADS
a meme of moguro fukuzou from the laughing salesman sitting at a bar and the text reads "COME HERE I AM A NORMAL SALESMAN" transposed over the words "I CANNOT WAIT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE"
June 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
asswarp.bsky.social
im so gd bad at salmon run dude i havent played in idk how long but auughhh my skills
judd from splatoon with the sad cats face photoshopped onto his face
June 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
me waking up and reading whats been going on the whole time ive been sleeping
a meme of a big beetle holding a knife as is rests gently in someones hand and has a text box from ravana in ffxiv saying "REJOICE IN THE GLORY OF COMBAT"
June 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
asswarp.bsky.social
unironically true every day of my life
A text box from DELTARUNE that reads: "The power of fluffy boys shines within you." This is very true.
June 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
asswarp.bsky.social
i like my bangs but ive been getting ma'am'd so gd much i hate everything
arino from gamecenter cx looking at a screen off camera and saying "theres not a single encouraging word on that screen" and he looks like he mite cry
April 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM