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Assquatch
@assquatch.bsky.social
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Thirtysomething artist and writer. 🔞 This is an adult account, minors DNI. FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sasquach. SFW account here: https://bsky.app/profile/sasquach.bsky.social
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Ink and watercolor. A weasel enjoying the chill. #furryart
Ink and watercolor furry illustration. A male white weasel, nude except for a knitted hat which pushes down his ears, mittens, and black ice skates, glides across a frozen pond. There are spots of blush on his face and belly, but he looks happily unbothered and carefree.
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Page 6 (the last one!)

Since I assume my legions of readers are dying to know, lion-dad is long out of the picture. He was kind of a jerk anyway. #furryart
Furry comic: A collage panel, showing in order: The boar gripping the lion around the chest and thrusting his cock deep into his ass, cumming with a CLAP and a SPLURTT, followed by a view of their faces as the lion trails off what he was saying and the boar grimaces from exertion, groaning "GRAHHH", and finally a view from below of lion dripping semen- the boar's and his own, having cum himself. Panel 2: The boar lies atop the lion, with a cheeky spent look on his face, talking to his new friend, who is covering his face and blushing with shame. Boar: "PHWEW, soz mate, m' fantasies got the better of me. Blimey, m'balls are still squeezin, hah! Must fink they kin give y' a litter... did ye say somethin b'fore I, uh, repainted th' backdoor? Mate?" Lion: "Please get your cock out from my arse..." Between panels, text reads "ONE AWK WALK LATER" Panel 4: A distant view. On the stop of a house, the boar politely kisses a pink clad lioness with red hair. The blue-maned lion stands to the side kicking a rock down the street. Lioness: "Mark, you old codger!" Boar: "Leanne! A've missed that face, luv" Lioness: "You got fat, din'ye" Boar: "S'jus more o'me t' love!" Lioness: "Oooh, I'll hold ye to that. Come in fer supper!" Boar: "Well, if ye insist" Lioness: "You too, Reg!" Lion: "Not hungry, mum..." Inset panel: A headshot of the boar winking. Boar: "'E's well full, I reckon" "END"
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Page 5. This train has no brakes. #furryart
Furry comic. Panel 1: A split panel. On the left side, we see the boar, looking trimmer and with less hair, railing the red-haired lioness from behind. She grins over her shoulder at him and flicks her tail, adorned with a red ribbon, in his face. An inset panel shows a closeup of him penetrating her anally. Boar (narration): "Fookin ell, wot an arse, luv. Nothin' compares to this." Lioness: "That's it baby, faster!" The right side of the panel continues the scene, but with the boar, now heavier and with thicker/less-managed body hair, penetrating the blue-maned lion. An inset panel shows the lion's dangling penis shaking back and forth, dripping as he is pounded, his stomach bulging a bit. Lion: "Ah! Fuuuuuck! Hah!" Boar (narration continued): "I should'a tol' ye back then..." Panel 2: The boar collapses onto the lion, thrusting him flat into the ground with vigorous humping. The scars he mentioned from the lioness are visible on his back. He shouts. Boar: "DON' GO, AH FOOKIN LUV YA LEANNE" Panel 3: Closeup of the lion, looking pleasured, enjoying the boar's work. Lion: "Don't sto-" Panel 4: The lion's eyes open and he snaps his mouth shut. He seems to have realized something. Lion: "Leanne?" Panel 5: The lion looks back at the boar over his shoulder, a panicked expression. Boar: "'ERE IT COMES" Lion: "WAIT! THAT'S MY MU-"
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Page 4. (he's not actually a robot, it's just a gag) #furryart
Furry comic. Panel 1: The boar stands looking sheepish as the lion wiggles his raised butt in front of him. Boar: "Oh, I dunno mate, yer a fit lad n'all but yer still a lad" Lion: "bruv" Panel 2: The boar loses his eyes, shakes his head, and holds his hands out in argument as the lion continues swishing his tail in his face. Boar: "No' t say it's immoral or nuffin. Blokes comfortin' each other, it's swee if am bein' honest. Jus dun think it's for me." Lion: "BRUV" Panel 3: Closeup as we see that the boar has moved forward to put his cock on the lion's anus. Lion: "Your bellend is literally on my hole" Boar: "...right." Panel 4: The boar pushes forward a bit, the tip of his penis starting to penetrate. Boar: "Ye know 'm... large?" Lion: "NGH, trust me, I noticed" Boar: "S'jus, I don't wan hurt ye" Panel 5: Shaking, the lion's anus stretches to envelop the boar's glans as he continues. Lion: "ooh, relax, I've 'ad some practice" Panel 6: A side by side, we see the boar lion, and behind him the afterimage of another figure, a female lion with short red hair and dark red eyeliner. Both are looking back at the boar and smirking. The lion says "You're not gonna hurt m' mate!" and superimposed, the lioness says "Yer no gonna 'hurt m', baby". Behind them , a red warning screen repeats MEMEORY OVERLOAD. A monitor shows the boar's anatomy, where blood drains from his brain to fill his massive penis. It reads: "MENTAL FACULTIES: DIMINISHED - BLOOD LEVELS CRITICALLY LOW - CORRECTIVE ACTION: RUT".
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Page 3. This lion may not be as shy as he first appeared. #furryart
Furry comic. Panel 1: A blue-maned male lion kneels before a nude male boar, his paws around the boar's large cock, running his tongue along the shaft. Boar: "Ye weren't lyin', yer paws are soft. Tongue's like bloody sandpaper tho..." Lion: "Thorry. I can thtop?" Boar: "...s'okay, reminds me of 'er. Kin ye do that' on m'bollocks? If ye don' mind..." Panel 2: The lion ducks beneat the boar cock to licks his heavy balls. Lion (thought bubble): "So salty. He's tremblin. I can't believe I'm doin this. Will he cum? I bet he cums buckets..." Panel 3: The lion stands in front of the boar, who is leaned back with his eyes closed, and looks at the big man. Lion (thought): "He's twice m'age, lives in his glory days, and judging by his reaction to a handy, prolly not been laid in years." Panel 4: Closeup of the boar, his eyes shut. Boar: "Ye, ah. Stopped. Ye done then mate? Kind 'oped ye'd finish th' job, if-" Lion: "Open your eyes" Panel 5: The boar reacts with surprise as he sees the lion on all fours, ass in the air, yellow eyes peering out at the boar between spread legs. Lion: "I don' care if you preten' I'm a lioness. but... I want t' feel that in me. C'mon big man, show us you've still got it." Boar: "Blimey."
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Page... 2? I'm going to count the painting as page 1. #furryart
Furry comic. Panel 1: A nude heavyset male anthro boar and a smaller nude male blue-maned lion sit size by side. The boar is laughing and dabbing his eyes, while the lion looks down and covers his erection. Boar: "Haaa! Aw mate, ye don' gotta hide it, I've seen one before." Panel 2: The lion spins and faces the boar, putting his paws on his chest. His face is desperate. The boar stops laughing. Lion: "PLEASE LET ME TOUCH IT" Boar: "Yer pinchin m' nipples now. Touch wot?" Lion: "Your giant knob!" Boar: "Oh. Don' suppose I'd say no." Panel 3: The boar leans back with a gregarious expression, putting his arms across the seat and exposing his penis and balls. Boar: "Awright lad, slide o'er 'ere. Give us a squeeze!" Panel 4: The lion POUNCES onto the boar's lap, to the big man's surprise. Boar: "MATE! OI! Right in m' bloody lap?!" Panel 5: A composite panel. In the first part, a closeup of the boar's flaccid penis, the lion's paws sinking into the loose skin. Boar: "Oi mate, don' scratchet! Ooooh, that's good..." Lion: "Pshh, bet my paws are softer than your lioness'" Part 2, the boar's penis stiffens. The THUMP THUMP of his heartbeat pulses through it as the lion pulls back the skin to reveal the bulbous glans. Lion: "'ello there! Woah, your heart's racin!" Part 3 the foreskin is completely pulled back. The lion looks at the penis with amazement, his paws around the base. Boar: "scuse the semi" Lion: "This is 'af chub?!"
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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An alt without the text. #furryart
Furry illustration. A female snow leopard (Fran) with gray and tan fur, dark grey spots, and green eyes steps out of a hotel room. She is nude, wearing only a towel wrapped around her head and one loosely around her waist, slightly transparent dampness and falling away a bit to reveal strands of white pubic fur. Water drips from her fur, pools around her paws, droplets accumulating under her breasts and her large pink nipples. In the hotel room behind her light shines from the open bathroom door, and steam comes out filling the room. She has a friendly, slightly mischievous look about her. The viewer speaks from the hallway.
October 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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(Mostly) inked on paper, colored digitally. Wanted to draw a buxom older lady. #furryart
Furry illustration. A female snow leopard (Fran) with gray and tan fur, dark grey spots, and green eyes steps out of a hotel room. She is nude, wearing only a towel wrapped around her head and one loosely around her waist, slightly transparent dampness and falling away a bit to reveal strands of white pubic fur. Water drips from her fur, pools around her paws, droplets accumulating under her breasts and her large pink nipples. In the hotel room behind her light shines from the open bathroom door, and steam comes out filling the room. She has a friendly, slightly mischievous look about her. The viewer speaks from the hallway. Viewer: "Hey Fran, would you check- WHOA!" Fran: "Need something, hun?" Viewer: "...do you have hot water? My room sort of... doesn't." Fran: "I sure do. Poor thing!" Viewer: "Yeah... nobody working the front desk either." Fran: "You know, you're free to share my bath tonight." Viewer: "Sure! Let me know when you're finished?" Fran: "Oh hun... you don't do so good with hints, do you?"
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Sketchbook, technical pen and watercolor. Not exactly what he thought his friend meant by "having him for dinner". #furryart
Furry sketch. A pink male koala lies back nude on a table, hands partially hiding his bespectacled face, his mouth twisted with nervous anticipation and looking directly into the camera. There is food, silverwear, a spilled glass, and a napkin on the table. One of his legs is raised, his underwear hanging from it, and he has an erection. The frame is a POV shot, and we see our blue belly and hand guiding our penis between his legs, not yet penetrating him.
October 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Fooling with cheap watercolors. #furryart
Watercolor and ink. POV of an unknown species tan and grey male being ridden cowgirl by an anthropomorphic female rat, thick pink tail in the air. She is wearing a blue jacket but otherwise nude. He is nude. The background is abstract pink and purple.
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Bunch of sauna boar sketches I did a couple of months ago and didn't post. If I was doing a finished comic I would def break that dialogue into multiple panels. #furryart
Furry illustration. A large nude male boar with a friendly/bashful look on his face. He's heavy, with rounded shoulders, a big belly, and heavy round pecs. He has thick brows and a long bristly mane, and quite a lot of fluffy public fur running up to his bellybutton. Furry illustration, a loose sketch of a nude male boar sitting, from the waist up. Furry illustration, a large nude male boar stretching backwards, hands on his butt as his back CRACKS. He says "oooh, me bloody back...". Furry illustration. A nude male boar and a nude male lion stand facing each-other. The boar is much larger than the lion in stature, fatter, and his erection dangles impressively in front of him. The lion holds his own erect penis, barely larger than the boar's tip, against it and looks down in awe. The boar looks at the lion somewhat incredulously as he says Boar: "tol'ja it jus' gets bigger 'ard" Lion: "Yeah" Boar: "Ye done then?" Lion: "D'ye think I might..." The lion makes a jerking motion with his free hand. Boar: "Might wot?" Lion: "Tug you off?" Boar: "...ye takin the piss?" Lion: "No" Boar: "Blokes aren' really my cuppa" Lion: "my paws are soft" Boar: "*sigh*... kin close my eyes, I s'pose"
October 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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This position really gets the juices flowing. #furryart
Furry illustration. In a closet, a male anthro possum hangs upside down by his tail from the clothes rod. The shadow of an anthro wolf is visible opening the closet doors in front of him, and the possum's shadow projects sharply onto the back wall. He is nude, legs hanging down over his body, exposing his balls and butt, and tugging his cock. A long rope of cum shoots down past his face towards the floor. He smiles wildly and waves at the shadow, which says "PEANUT!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING". The possum responds "Crankin' one out! ...wanna try?"
October 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Car talk. #furryart
A furry comic. Panel 1. A female anthro canine with long hair, wearing a beaded bracelet, and a male anthro canine in a collared shirt kiss. The female is biting the male's lower lip and pulling his tie down as he caresses the bottom of her face and leans in toward her. He says "My dear, perhaps we could discuss this somewhere private?". Panel 2. The dark back seat of a car. The male canine, now nude, is laying on top of the female, who is still wearing heels but whose bra is hung over the front seat and panties are around her ankle. One of her legs is in the air against the back window, the other wrapped around him. Her mouth is open and she says "AHHNGHAH, YES!". He clenches his jaw as he thrusts and says "UNF! GRRR!". The SMACK SHLOP SHICK sounds of sex surround where their lower bodies meet, his bare butt visibly thrusting into her.
October 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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This started as "let's draw some Arnie for muscle study" and at some point it turned into a hairy werewolf with a boner. So it goes. #furryart
Furry illustration. A nude muscular grey werewolf standing facing the camera against an abstract red background strikes a body-building pose. He has accents of orange fur on his eyebrows, chest, legs, armpits, and a bushy patch of pubic fur. Eyes closed, he smiles a large toothy smile showing off fangs, and has a protruding erection.
October 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Figure practice. #furryart
Furry illustration, a pencil drawing of a nude female anthropomorphic lion, focusing on the pelvis and torso. Her build is average, and she has short curly hair on one side of her head. She is posed with one arm above her head, and one on her hip, and has a warm expression.
October 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Sketching ideas for spooky paintings. #furryart
A furry illustration. In a deep purple night scene, an anthro black cat hangs nude, bound to a post by the arms and legs, in a pumpkin patch. His ropes are the vines of the pumpkins surrounding him, and he wears a jack-o-lantern over his head. Only his green eyes are visible peering at you through it.
October 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Expression practice, ft. teabagging? #furryart
Grayscale furry illustration. An anthro dog wearing a t-shirt, with medium length fur and folded ears is lying on his stomach facing the camera. He has a befuddled expression on his face, and his eyes are crossed as he looks upward toward, resting on top of his head, the bottom of someone's furry legs, a pair of balls, and an uncircumcised flaccid penis that dangles over his snout, dripping a bit of pre. Someone is teabagging him.
October 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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#septENMber Day 30: Great Escape (+ Welcome Home)

Since I missed day 1, went ahead and combined it with 30 to finish out the month. Wanted to end with something cute and happy. #furryart
Panel 1: Two male prisoners on a chain-gang, a dog and a cat, walk down a railroad track chained at the ankle. They are carrying tools, and a rotund hound with a gun stands watch over them as the sun beats down. Panel 2: The hound dabs his brow with a handkerchief and says "Too got-damn hot out heeyuh to be watchin' crim'nul re-probates" Panel 3: He yells "ESCAPE?!". We see his perspective- the prisoners' tools are lying on the ground and they are jumping a fence together in the distance. A bunny prisoner stands watching them run and says "huh". Panel 4: The two prisoners duck as bullets whiz over their heads with a BANG BANG. The dog dives into a pond and the cat follows suit. Panel 5: The walking boss points at the water, gun in hand. Another guard in a hat kneels at the edge looking in. Bubbles rise from the water a distance from them. The boss says "they went into the watuh, we got em now, son!" Panel 6: The two prisoners emerge from the water across the pond. They are naked, and one of their jumpsuits floats in the water. They cover themselves awkwardly as they walk away. The boss smacks the guard's hat off his head, screaming "STOP LOOKIN AT THEM NEKKID BOYS N GET LOOKIN FER OUR PRIS'NUHS". He follows with "you dumb sumbitch, I oughta-" Panel 7: The prisoners, still chained and naked, walk down a path toward an old farmhouse with a swing out front. Panel 8: A female raccoon peers out a door looking exuberant. She is wearing a plain dress with a frilled collar and sleeves, and two wedding rings. She says "WHA- BOYS?!" Panel 8: The raccoon runs off the front porch toward the two prisoners, who have their arms outstretched to embrace her. Hearts surround them. She says "you're home! and you're naked!" as she tosses her dress over her head and runs toward them naked herself.
October 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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#septENMber Day 29: On the Road

He took off the rear-view mirrors because you should never look back (or because I didn't want them blocking his face, take your pick) #furryart
Furry illustration. A nude brown male anthro bobcat stands on the side of a desert road, his thumb in the air. He is holding a sign which says "car burned w/clothes, need ride to Reno. NOT HOOKING", which blocks his crotch. A pink pickup truck has pulled over beside him, and a large muscular male anthro bulldog is leaning out the window. He is white and brown and has a heart tattoo with "MOM" written in it. He says "In the bed? Too dangerous, darlin'! Hop up front n ride shotgun!". The cat looks away grimacing and considering the offer.
September 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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#septENMber Day 28: Copycat

What a faux pas! #furryart
Furry illustration. A male anthro black and tan Great Dane stands next to a brown male border collie. They are both naked and turned away from each-other. In and abstract blue and red background, silhouetted figures appear to be talking and dancing. The dane is stealthily looking down at the collie, his face awkward with a bit of a blush, as the collie looks back up at him out of the side of his eyes, arms crossed and irritated. The dane thinks "AHH! I can't believe this hottie wore the same outfit to the party! And now he's giving me the stink-eye! He totally thinks I stole his look..."
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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#septENMber Day 27: Undercover

Long day before I could get to this one, tried to keep it simple. #furryart
A furry illustration. Two people, blue and gray, are texting. Blue: "ready to model for the class later?" Gray: "idk dude, still sounds kind of awk" Blue: "lol don't worry everyone's cool" Blue: "you can get a modesty cover too if your embarrassed" Gray: "oh!!! I'll do that" Gray: "thx!!!!!" Beneath the text convo, we see a nude male donkey. He stands in a contrived pose with his arms pulled together and leg splayed out to his side. There's a small cloth draped over his head, hiding the details of his face, with only a cutout for his eyes. His tail is whipped up in front of him, partially obscuring his flaccid penis and balls. Around him are various artists with easels and charcoal, sketching him. One is becoming increasingly irate, saying "Sir? The original pose, please sir. Sir! Lower! Your! Tail!"
September 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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#septENMber Day 26: Bliss and Ignorance

With apologies to a certain e-clown. #furryart
A furry comic. Panel 1: a live-stream of a male orange and white cat with a bun, glasses, and headphones in his ears. He is playing a fantasy game that looks similar to Elden Ring, and is close to beating a boss. He says "Just a few more spells... SHOOT I was going to roll through. This is the run, I can feel it. JUST DIE ALREADY LADY" His chat comments... trollmole: "he's starting to believe" cat_h8r: "lose" curiefan69: "use your items ffs" gitgud: "gitgud" OSaka: "he might actually do it?" curiefan69: "WHY AREN'T YOU USING YOUR ITEMS" Panel 2: The boss is defeated, the screen reading "FOE VANQUISHED". The cat stands up from his seated position in excitement pointing at the screen. When he stands up, he reveals he is completely bottomless, and his dick and balls FLOP around as he says "YESSSS, HAH HAH! That was so scary! I BEAT BARK SOULS! LIVE ON STREAM! Who 'can't game' now, chat? WOO!!!" Chat says... curiefan69: "!!!he actually did it" cat_h8r: "lucky" trollmole: "grats chemcat" curiefan69: "CHEM SIT DOWN" curiefan69: "OMG" OSaka: "wats goign on" cat_h8r: "lmao" trollmole: "dick" curiefan69: "dick" lurkr: "dick :eggplant emoji:" Panel 3: The cat squints into the monitor and starts to blush as he reads the chat. "Dick. Dick. Nice cock bro?!? Mods, ban that guy. Chat, what the heck are you-- o-of course I'm wearing pants! And it doesn't even matter, because I'm sitting... down. Oh." His character in the game hides his face and tries to walk off screen. Chat says... o2enjoyr: "dick" bunguy: "dick" curiefan69: "does he still not know??" funidud3: "dick" cat_h8r: "penis (maybe lol)" OSaka: "jus watched the clip" OSaka: "nice cock bro" trollmole: "see you all after the ban" trollmole: "again" trollmole: "jfc" curiefan69: "chem pls dm me <3"
September 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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#septENMber Day 25: One In A Million

Anyone can hold a conversation while free-falling. The trick is to be a talking zebra and/or bunny. #furryart
A furry comic. Panel 1: A male anthro zebra stands behind a male anthro rabbit who has droopy ears and a gray and white fur pattern. Both are wearing goggles, a tandem skydiving harness, and they are standing in the doorway of a plane. Rabbit: "Is this really... okay?" Zebra: "Skydiving's safer than most critters think! Less than 1 in 200,000 jumps are fatal!" Panel 2: The two have jumped out of the plane and are falling. We see the bare butt of the zebra, and the rabbit is strapped under him, ears flopping behind as they fall. Zebra "And no one has ever died while skydiving naked! Which probably makes our odds closer to one in a million!" Rabbit: "Is that how statistics work?" Panel 3: A closeup of the rabbit and zebra's faces as they fall. The rabbit is trying to look up and his jowels flap in the wind. Rabbit: "Anyway, I meant... is it, umm, normal? To get an erection?" The zebra grins and winks. Zebra: "Oh, hah! Happens all the time, don't sweat it. Okay, let's pull that chute!" Panel 4: The two descend on a parachute. We see that it was not the rabbit who had the erection, but rather the zebra, and the rabbit is currently straddling the instructor's large member, his own smaller penis twitching as he looks down at it. He blushes, but the zebra seems oblivious to the situation. Zebra: "So? What's the verdict? It's fun, right!?" Rabbit: "y-yeah" Zebra: "If you feel ready, I can sign you up for solo training!" Rabbit: "Umm, that sounds-- ...You know what, I think I'll stick with tandem for now."
September 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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#septENMber Day 24: Something from Nothing

Was at a loss for this theme, so I decided to go high concept. This is a photo of a silhouette I cut out of card and used (along with its negative) to light a little shadow play. #furryart
A picture of a male anthropomorphic cat in silhouette, outlined by red light, then the same form in shadow again outlining him. The cat's eyes are visible as slits, his tail is sticking out in surprise, and his hands are down covering his groin, but the outline of his penis dangles visibly beneath him.
September 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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#septENMber Day 23: Meet your heroes

Not the way either dog expected to end the night, but least the brothers yeen got a meal out of it #furryart
A furry comic. Panel 1: A priest says "You may kiss the bwide" as a blue female anthro dog in a wedding dress and a pink male dog in a frilled red suit lick each-other affectionately. Panel 2: Two hyenas in a crowd of people clap. One says "any lil distraction you sees, we grab the cake 'n run, got it?" to the other. Panel 3: An older, heavyset male lion, gray maned in a regal purple suit with a short red cape and crown stands, hands on hips, looking down at the pink dog, who is kneeling before him. The dog says "You- Your majesty! You grace us with your divine presence! To what do we owe the honor?". The king says "Primae noctis!". "P-prima-?" the dog sputters. "Oh don't pretend you haven't heard of it. Primae noctis. Bring your bride to my chambers at sundown." Looking wary, the dog responds "...if you will it, my liege." The bride stands to the side, hands clasped and looking down red faced. In the background the hyenas are running with a pink and white wedding cake, screaming "BIG DISTRACTION, GOGOGO" Panel 4: A red room lit by candle-light, curtains draped over a bed. The pink dog, fully nude, grasps rolls of the king's thighs firmly in his hands (wedding ring on his finger) as he rams his ass from behind, PLAP PLAP PLAP. The king, also nude and on all fours on the bed, is partially covering his face in his hands, trying to hide his ecstasy. The pink dog, dripping sweat and red-faced, looks back at his bride, who is seated behind them, still in her wedding dress. She is blushing and looking down at the center of the action with something of an impressed grimace. Both are thinking the same thing "Holy shit, the king is a massive slut!". The king moans "HARDER! YANK MY TAIL, YOU BRUTE!"
September 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM