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By naming a business-critical application or infrastructural component something very stupid, any developer can force an entire company or industry to speak about it colloquially, emotionally, and often. Aging boomer execs will call IT, vein-popping mad about "FROG" slowing down and shit like that.
May 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The correct watch order is MyGO, Ave Mujica, then immediately rewatch MyGO, then immediately rewatch Ave Mujica after that.
March 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oh yeah Severance is like, fine.. yeah it's cool it's got some alright writing or whatever I guess.. I could see liking that show if maybe you have never heard of the objectively much better BanG Dream! It's MyGO!!!!! / BanG Dream! Ave Mujica Mixed Media Project
March 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Only truly vile, despicable psychopaths drink diet Coke. And not in a cool way like the joker. It's disgusting. If you like Diet Coke you should feel bad.
March 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ave Mujica is the most/only important thing in my life
February 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Ave Mujica has breathed new life into me. I think about these extremely socially inept, mentally ill, and toxic anime band girls 12-16 hours a day.
February 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I'm so glad I'm not autistic... *Immediately begins straightening up kingdom hearts figures*
February 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Please do not let Donald Trump institute a tariff on the hundred of dollars worth of bang dream plush dolls I will be ordering
February 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Can't wait for this year's super bowl commercials to be like "Microsoft x OpenAI x Coinbase x DraftKings powered by ChatGPT made all my fantasy draft picks and order chicken wings!!!"

And another one like "Farmer Clem has been using Meta AI to email his cows and optimize his family farm."
January 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Men will make fun of women all day for organizing their fridge with plastic containers or their Stanley mugs and shit but like.. don't even get them started on Milwaukee pack out
January 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Apple vision really shattered this guy's ego
January 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
May have to take a long nap at/during work today
January 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The new thing people like to say when they can't be bothered to properly articulate a critical opinion is "That's... Certainly... A Choice™©®"
January 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Caught a tailwind of autism/adhd and did the entire year of 2024 accounting in one sitting after neglecting it for the entire year of 2024
January 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
If my well meaning coworkers try to ask my vegan ass what I want from the pizza place one more time.. NOTHING!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
January 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trying to think of the most soulless nondescript trinkets to put on my list for the work Secret Santa I reluctantly joined to barely fulfill the base task of participating in a team building exercise without revealing any parameters about myself that anybody might be able to infer anything about me
December 11, 2024 at 3:05 AM