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asspiring.bsky.social
That one Marge Simpson meme about potatoes. "I just think they're neat!"
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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It's a common trope
Starline, a platapus from the Sonic comic, reads Tails for filth. "A few miles away in Emerald Town" "Oh, dear. Mr. Prower. You take after Dr. Eggman in some surprising ways..."
September 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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There are in fact three cock rings.
One hard cock with a metal ring and two rubber rings serving as ball stretchers.
July 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
asspiring.bsky.social
Alan the balloon from The Amazing World of Gumball eats an eggplant with the only hole he has
April 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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#fcf
A homosexual in a black long sleeve and black pants with his throbbing cock on display
November 30, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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It's the best trope
Bugs Bunny tricks Gossamer into a makeover
October 16, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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This is a pit stop! Reskeet your pits
I'm entering a bulk phase and showing my trimmed pits
October 16, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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Sometimes I flex
Flexing
October 14, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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Taken moments for disaster. All the clasps snapped trying to take it off.

#jocktober
A homosexual in a Maskulo jock strap
October 12, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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#fcf
A firm and well lubed erection A cock ring is being used as a ball stretcher
October 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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Back from a depressive episode for #jocktober the eleventh
A tall homosexual is dressed in a functional jockstrap.
October 11, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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#jocktober the seventh

#jocktoberfest
A butt in a jock strap with built in fanny pack. The larger pocket is open to contain an unopened box of condoms, cause I couldn't find the lube.
October 7, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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STOP If you're reading this, you've reached a Pokémon checkpoint. You're now obligated to share your favorite Pokémon!
A Pokemon card of Sableye
October 7, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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A classic Thanksgiving episode of Bob's Burgers where Linda and Gayle sing an extremely suggestive song about a gravy boat
October 7, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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An old but good one for #jocktober the sixth.
Gay is on all fours wearing a shiny green harness and jockstrap
October 6, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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#jocktober the fifth
A strip tease of a Maskulo brand black and white jock and leather harness.
October 6, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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#jocktober the fourth
A homosexual laying on the most worn out carpet in only a jock
October 4, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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#Jocktober the third
Skinny gay in an extremely slutty jock. Jock has a wide mesh front with a neon pink strip while the straps are a neon green.
October 3, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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Jocktober the second
Kneeling gay in just a jock. The pov is set low so you can see my butt.
October 2, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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Jocktober!
Yellow caution tape jockstrap and Boo! crop top.
October 1, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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My monstera is growing pretty good. Not looking forward to bringing it inside.
Fresh monstera leaves break through an already crowded arrangement of leaves.
October 1, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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Yes Sir
A well lubed cock attached to a man reclined in an office chair.
September 27, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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Sex drive set to maximum
A hard cock with a blurred background. Framed by a white shirt and pajama bottom
September 26, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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September 25, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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EDH checkpoint!
Post the commander decks you're running!

Ghyrson Starn, Kelermorph: Ping deck made good

Magus Lucea Kane: X matters deck

Marrow-Gnawer: RatColony.exe

Tom Bombadil: trying to juggle sagas to generate value
Ghyrson Starn, Kelermorph One of the alternate commanders from the Tyranid precon. Enables a lot of cheap garbage cards and card draw. Magus Lucea Kane An alternate commander from the Tyranid precon. Enables X cost cards in a lot of fun ways. Prepare to replicate Banefire. Marrow-Gnawer Old legendary creature from the original Kamigawa. Creates a lot of rats then gives them evasion. Tom Bombadil I can make all these sagas work together I sware!
September 24, 2024 at 9:32 PM