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Assipatle
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Nemesis of Mester Stoor Worm…
Big Tam! or you can dress it down for outdoor pursuits…
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You need a bespoke kiltmaker. The online versions are fine for wearing to football matches! The kilt can be worn with black tie, smart day wear (your trainee) to very casual with big boots/leather, great for the mountains (or gay bar!).You have the perfect body to carry off all of the above.
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think this is the Glencoe tartan. Haggis is very tasty and served with mashed turnip and potatoe. It is no longer cooked in a sheep’s stomach and is really just a spicy sausage.
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ah! That explains the posts of Skyfall and the Monarch. Glencoe is such a dark foreboding place. Haggis is an acquired taste - a bit like Bavarian White Sausage on the first 50 times trying it!! 😉 I’m sure there is a Glencoe tartan you can use.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Glad you are feeling better. Missed your posts yesterday. Hope you are both sorted soon. 🤧
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Nicely framed. Mmm mm m.
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Looks like Old Town, Edinburgh. Love a man in a kilt. You should borrow it from your Trainee. I think it would look good on you. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏰
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
We‘ll leave that task to the valets then. I think in my next life I’m going to be a valet.
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I like the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 one. Sullivan. (Max Parker). But the 🇮🇳 one is not bad. All that hair!!!
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It’s Boots on Netflix. A young closeted gay man enters the US Marines in the 90s and this follows him through Boot Camp. I think a few of your former trainees and valets make an appearance…
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We’re getting there! Great legs 🥰. Can AI remove shorts? 🩳 😜 sleep well
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The next James Bond! Just finished watching this for the second time. 😭 it touched me on so many levels…
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Can’t decide which valet I prefer. They’ve been well chosen. Sensitive fingers might be the decider…
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
To toggle back and forward between these photographs, I either have to touch his dick or his armpit. Very hot…
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Was this the lucky masseur? He’s a beauty!
December 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Showing the promise of the coming years 😍 . Loving watching your progress through manhood.
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I don’t think your staff will be having a peaceful night, enjoy. Thank you.
December 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Off the scale HOT!!! Was it one of your valets doing the massage? I’d love to see where this ended up 😋
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I lived and worked in Orkney. The body of the Stoorworm became Iceland and his teeth and claws became the Faroe, Shetland and Orkney Islands. I’m Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Did you know that Assipatle is responsible for the creation of Iceland? Many years ago…
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
That’s why your nipples were pert!
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
These are getting better and better. Don’t know whether to look at you or the car? You win…
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Spectacular pecs with a succulent nipple. 😜 and an interesting happy trail. Look forward to you showing off a lot!
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM