LIZ
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It’s a little cramped, but it’s fine
October 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It’s a little cramped, but it’s fine
missing her (the A’ja your car’s small commercial)
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
missing her (the A’ja your car’s small commercial)
when electric feel comes on at the brewery as you’re day drinking
May 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
when electric feel comes on at the brewery as you’re day drinking
lost my mind last night thanks hacks
May 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
lost my mind last night thanks hacks
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Become ungovernable
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Become ungovernable
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Literally invisible improvements in this portion of the yard and this lady has given us effusive compliments every time she sees us in the yard.
April 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Literally invisible improvements in this portion of the yard and this lady has given us effusive compliments every time she sees us in the yard.
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Planted all our new native tree and bush sapling, which as you can see look like glorified sticks and immediately got praise from our next door neighbor. No one hypes us up like her. Living on a street full of retired people is the best thing that could’ve happened to us.
April 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Planted all our new native tree and bush sapling, which as you can see look like glorified sticks and immediately got praise from our next door neighbor. No one hypes us up like her. Living on a street full of retired people is the best thing that could’ve happened to us.
how it feels to a drink a Dr Pepper zero
April 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
how it feels to a drink a Dr Pepper zero
at a brewery and they have on music that I can only describe as songs that played on the school bus in 2004
April 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
at a brewery and they have on music that I can only describe as songs that played on the school bus in 2004
my wife when my brain decides it’s time to go off the fucking deep end on a piece of media we were casually consuming together up until that point:
April 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
my wife when my brain decides it’s time to go off the fucking deep end on a piece of media we were casually consuming together up until that point:
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When will my moms return from war (picking up my poops in the backyard)
March 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When will my moms return from war (picking up my poops in the backyard)
three different varieties of Dr pepper in the fridge just trying to survive
March 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
three different varieties of Dr pepper in the fridge just trying to survive
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This is ideal can design. You may not like it, but this what peak performance looks like
March 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is ideal can design. You may not like it, but this what peak performance looks like
staying up till 2am every Thursday night to watch severance and then yellowjackets, a little anxiety night as a treat
March 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
staying up till 2am every Thursday night to watch severance and then yellowjackets, a little anxiety night as a treat
just finished the latest episode of severance and oh my god cobel serving cataclysmic levels of cunt in that last scene
March 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
just finished the latest episode of severance and oh my god cobel serving cataclysmic levels of cunt in that last scene
episode 8 severance spoilers no context
March 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
episode 8 severance spoilers no context
ordered custom blinds today and felt very like a Real Adult ™
February 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
ordered custom blinds today and felt very like a Real Adult ™
planning a gourmet menu for my wife for valentines
January 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
planning a gourmet menu for my wife for valentines
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In the new neighborhood, we’ve now seen skunks, foxes, deer, hawks, rabbits, raccoons, and a bald eagle (first time I’ve seen one in the wild)!
January 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
In the new neighborhood, we’ve now seen skunks, foxes, deer, hawks, rabbits, raccoons, and a bald eagle (first time I’ve seen one in the wild)!
me still watching sister wives after all these years
November 26, 2024 at 5:10 PM
me still watching sister wives after all these years
my favorite part of going to the drive in is this ancient meme
November 24, 2024 at 12:25 AM
my favorite part of going to the drive in is this ancient meme
not to dyke out but I bought a magnetized level and I’m obsessed with it
November 22, 2024 at 3:36 PM
not to dyke out but I bought a magnetized level and I’m obsessed with it
day 3 of the kitchen remodel: heating up queso in the instapot in a little aluminum foil bowl
November 18, 2024 at 12:45 AM
day 3 of the kitchen remodel: heating up queso in the instapot in a little aluminum foil bowl