Christopher Pitt
assertchris.dev
Christopher Pitt
@assertchris.dev
Maker of things https://assertchris.dev
If you're looking for my books, I have added a section to the portfolio for them: assertchris.io
March 28, 2024 at 11:25 AM
New portfolio site in the works: assertchris.io. Still a bunch to do, most urgently:
- replace the default error pages
- transfer old blog posts
March 25, 2024 at 8:57 PM
If you've ever given Threads the ability to use your mic, they are using it to keep an open mic.
March 20, 2024 at 11:49 AM
@nunomaduro.bsky.social First time using Pest today, and it's pretty good. ❤️

Don't know why I put it off for so long.
February 5, 2024 at 3:32 PM
@brayniverse.bsky.social ui for discord on iOS sucks. Will reply when I’m out of surgery and at a mac.
December 14, 2023 at 1:18 AM
@brayniverse.bsky.social I've changed a lot of stuff, and I'm keen to see what your experience is like with sfx now.
December 10, 2023 at 8:39 PM
@brayniverse.bsky.social Ok, I have rolled out the first chunk of Tone.js work. The showcase examples should work nicely, now. As should the codepens. You'll notice a delay on playing the first sound because of how Tone is loaded.
December 1, 2023 at 3:43 PM
@brayniverse.bsky.social @ewaldhorn.bsky.social in a pickle with this Sfx stuff. I want to outsource the audio synthesis to something like tunejs but that means I need building/bundling so that the engine can import a library that was not designed to be imported in the same way.
December 1, 2023 at 4:04 AM
@brayniverse.bsky.social I gotta nuke the assets.floaty.dev db - adding profiles and it's a destructive process to existing assets.
November 12, 2023 at 6:37 PM
November 8, 2023 at 1:16 PM
@brayniverse.bsky.social Anything else you think I should add to or change about the cheatsheet? floaty.dev/cheatsheet
November 8, 2023 at 3:02 AM
This floaty.dev cheatsheet is turning into a js cheatsheet...
November 7, 2023 at 6:05 AM
I have an idea, and I'd love if you have feedback for me: gist.github.com/assertchris/...
October 27, 2023 at 4:52 AM
@brayniverse.bsky.social added docs: floaty.dev/getting-star...

Still needs styling work.
October 26, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Reposted by Christopher Pitt
October 18, 2023 at 1:54 PM
@brayniverse.bsky.social Added right-click to erase
October 12, 2023 at 5:20 PM
October 10, 2023 at 3:27 PM
First time beating this difficulty. floaty.dev
October 10, 2023 at 11:31 AM
October 10, 2023 at 7:32 AM
October 9, 2023 at 4:54 PM
October 9, 2023 at 11:30 AM
floaty! floaty.dev
October 8, 2023 at 11:13 AM
Need a name for a JS game engine modelled after Pico-8.
September 24, 2023 at 7:59 AM
Reposted by Christopher Pitt
Just a reminder that you can provide a second argument to the "dirname" function in PHP, which indicates how many levels up you wish to traverse. 🐘
September 6, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Reposted by Christopher Pitt
If you're using Laravel Livewire/Volt and wish to persist your current user's selected tab without using query parameters, consider the user's session. It's an excellent way to store this type of information across multiple requests. 💅🏻
August 27, 2023 at 10:44 AM