Assdog69: 42 CUPS VANILLA EXTRACT
@assdog69.bsky.social
Weird, but happy
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(I AM A FΞTISH ΔRTIST,
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[NO MINORS]
(on occasion I block people I know don't want to see my art - nothing personal there)
(she/her) 26 / Extratemporal DL Dog
pfp by @melunnia.bsky.social
ΔΘ ς
(I AM A FΞTISH ΔRTIST,
THIS IS A WARNING I GET REALLY WEIRD WITH IT)
[NO MINORS]
(on occasion I block people I know don't want to see my art - nothing personal there)
(she/her) 26 / Extratemporal DL Dog
pfp by @melunnia.bsky.social
it doesn't feel good to need this much Tylenol and the weird-whatever-response making me feel like i HAVE to ask to take pain medication sucks q9q
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
it doesn't feel good to need this much Tylenol and the weird-whatever-response making me feel like i HAVE to ask to take pain medication sucks q9q
yesyesyesyesyesyesyes
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
yesyesyesyesyesyesyes
they's right you know
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
they's right you know
no :3 i kinda wanna kiss your diapers while you make funny noises
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
no :3 i kinda wanna kiss your diapers while you make funny noises
ehehehehe
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
ehehehehe
oh wait, it's probably like stuuupied more sensitive than hair cus you're basically just getting a pawful of someone's spine
maybe that's why critters mess themselves when people play with their tail - it's like headpets but x1000 more relaxing
maybe that's why critters mess themselves when people play with their tail - it's like headpets but x1000 more relaxing
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
oh wait, it's probably like stuuupied more sensitive than hair cus you're basically just getting a pawful of someone's spine
maybe that's why critters mess themselves when people play with their tail - it's like headpets but x1000 more relaxing
maybe that's why critters mess themselves when people play with their tail - it's like headpets but x1000 more relaxing
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November 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I feel like it'd be like an arm but with the sensitivity of getting your hair pulled - cus basically it's mostly just nerves and bone with a lil bit of muscle, right?
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I feel like it'd be like an arm but with the sensitivity of getting your hair pulled - cus basically it's mostly just nerves and bone with a lil bit of muscle, right?
Reposted by Assdog69: 42 CUPS VANILLA EXTRACT
lil noodle with her luvs wedged at the bottom of the tube slide just wagging her tail and waving at everyone that runs past, harboring zero complaints about the situation as her friends try to pop her out but end up getting stuck along with her
not a single one of em bothered by the situation u//u
not a single one of em bothered by the situation u//u
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
lil noodle with her luvs wedged at the bottom of the tube slide just wagging her tail and waving at everyone that runs past, harboring zero complaints about the situation as her friends try to pop her out but end up getting stuck along with her
not a single one of em bothered by the situation u//u
not a single one of em bothered by the situation u//u
lil noodle with her luvs wedged at the bottom of the tube slide just wagging her tail and waving at everyone that runs past, harboring zero complaints about the situation as her friends try to pop her out but end up getting stuck along with her
not a single one of em bothered by the situation u//u
not a single one of em bothered by the situation u//u
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
lil noodle with her luvs wedged at the bottom of the tube slide just wagging her tail and waving at everyone that runs past, harboring zero complaints about the situation as her friends try to pop her out but end up getting stuck along with her
not a single one of em bothered by the situation u//u
not a single one of em bothered by the situation u//u
just a tube slide that gets cleared and there's just a pile of 4-8 full seated giggly critters teasily fanning their noses and wagging up a storm
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
just a tube slide that gets cleared and there's just a pile of 4-8 full seated giggly critters teasily fanning their noses and wagging up a storm
imagining that there's a pileup one day of lil goobers all stuck in the slide because of their bloated bwormphy bottoms and one's just stuck at the base of the slide wiggling around as much as they can while the entirety of the slide is filled with giggling critters doing the same
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
imagining that there's a pileup one day of lil goobers all stuck in the slide because of their bloated bwormphy bottoms and one's just stuck at the base of the slide wiggling around as much as they can while the entirety of the slide is filled with giggling critters doing the same
at this point with how many giggly critter pileups there's been there's just a cabinet in the daycare next to the changing table of various lubrications for specifically that one slide
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
at this point with how many giggly critter pileups there's been there's just a cabinet in the daycare next to the changing table of various lubrications for specifically that one slide
you can repair the furniture?? heck, alright! was a couple I dug about in, I'll see if I can snag some of it n haul it back - been kind of sticking around a set area for the winter, I think i'm due for some exploration anyways n9n
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
you can repair the furniture?? heck, alright! was a couple I dug about in, I'll see if I can snag some of it n haul it back - been kind of sticking around a set area for the winter, I think i'm due for some exploration anyways n9n
that looks so fuckin good omg
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
that looks so fuckin good omg
morning huffiness goes hard u//u
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
morning huffiness goes hard u//u
you're bound to be here for a while, and with each kiss of the leakguard-cuffed base of the softest tail you've felt engulfing your face you come to accept that fate - you want to be good for your friend after all, don't you?
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
you're bound to be here for a while, and with each kiss of the leakguard-cuffed base of the softest tail you've felt engulfing your face you come to accept that fate - you want to be good for your friend after all, don't you?