Assby
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#assbyart for my artwork!
#assbyart for my artwork!
When u have to leave grandma's house 👹
October 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
When u have to leave grandma's house 👹
i took betty for a walk after work and she is so small on a leash it makes me laugh i love her so much she freezes in her tracks and barks if anyone dares to sit or stand around in the street she is an ardent supporter of anti loitering laws
August 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i took betty for a walk after work and she is so small on a leash it makes me laugh i love her so much she freezes in her tracks and barks if anyone dares to sit or stand around in the street she is an ardent supporter of anti loitering laws
She acts like she has work in the morning growling anytime I move or breathe
August 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
She acts like she has work in the morning growling anytime I move or breathe
Im only allowed to pet her from the hours of 9am to 9pm
August 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Im only allowed to pet her from the hours of 9am to 9pm
It genuinely pisses her off that I sleep next to her every night in the bed that is mine that she voluntarily chooses to climb into every night.
August 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It genuinely pisses her off that I sleep next to her every night in the bed that is mine that she voluntarily chooses to climb into every night.
Anyway I hanged out with a friend today and found a plush that reminds me of my sweetly departed Lola
August 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Anyway I hanged out with a friend today and found a plush that reminds me of my sweetly departed Lola
Betty 🖤🤎🤍 I love having a tiny dog that wants to sleep by me on my desk while I work 🥹
July 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Betty 🖤🤎🤍 I love having a tiny dog that wants to sleep by me on my desk while I work 🥹
This is such a nice little surprise from Chewy ❤️🩹
July 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This is such a nice little surprise from Chewy ❤️🩹
Betty with my mom today to comfort her
July 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Betty with my mom today to comfort her
I cant fucking believe it. Mister. July 2010 - July 24th, 2025
July 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I cant fucking believe it. Mister. July 2010 - July 24th, 2025
Kiki has passed away naturally. Thank all my long term mutuals for loving her with me. From January 2014 to July 2025. First Photo. Last Photo. She is with Lola wherever dogs go to wait for us.
July 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Kiki has passed away naturally. Thank all my long term mutuals for loving her with me. From January 2014 to July 2025. First Photo. Last Photo. She is with Lola wherever dogs go to wait for us.
Betty has us so tired we just be letting her do anything at this point
![video of chihuahua puppy growling ontop of a giant carrot squeaky toy and texts to me from my sister that read: I'm sitting here listening to music and she [puppy] brings her nasty s/ex toy [giant carrot toy] here and is doing this [growling] after viciously humping it for 20 minutes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x3mtlv7cyj2vklx6tsuyfbia/bafkreibrfrp6mraonngylj6c3gwqvi6q7clsk4meulgdramraqsndjfpoe@jpeg)
April 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Betty has us so tired we just be letting her do anything at this point
Goos news i suddenly have a ton of interviews and betty loves celery (we are working on the resource guarding with high value treats)
April 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Goos news i suddenly have a ton of interviews and betty loves celery (we are working on the resource guarding with high value treats)
I had a job interview that went horrible so no good news lol
March 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I had a job interview that went horrible so no good news lol
I may have some good news soon, for now this really nice picture i took of betty lol
March 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I may have some good news soon, for now this really nice picture i took of betty lol
it's also kiki's 11th birthday today so a collection of her better days when she was young and beautiful
January 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
it's also kiki's 11th birthday today so a collection of her better days when she was young and beautiful
dog spam bc they're my autistic fixation
January 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
dog spam bc they're my autistic fixation
She inflicts suffering in unimaginable ways
December 31, 2024 at 8:35 PM
She inflicts suffering in unimaginable ways
It disgusts me how much I love her
December 26, 2024 at 8:17 PM
It disgusts me how much I love her
In my determination to not have a snappy and bitey resource guarding chihuahua, I now have a dog that thinks treats must always be a group activity
December 21, 2024 at 7:23 PM
In my determination to not have a snappy and bitey resource guarding chihuahua, I now have a dog that thinks treats must always be a group activity
she is only six months old but she has laughed at the grim reaper on several occasions because she doesn't respect anything but the satanic urge to consume
December 14, 2024 at 4:29 AM
she is only six months old but she has laughed at the grim reaper on several occasions because she doesn't respect anything but the satanic urge to consume
every day she commits a thousand crimes and cheats death so the evil in her heart multiplies by infinity
December 14, 2024 at 4:26 AM
every day she commits a thousand crimes and cheats death so the evil in her heart multiplies by infinity
this is how kiki does me when i dare to offer her a snack of delicious forbidden puppy kibble. I can only offer but I am not allowed to be near her when she's eating
December 11, 2024 at 2:12 AM
this is how kiki does me when i dare to offer her a snack of delicious forbidden puppy kibble. I can only offer but I am not allowed to be near her when she's eating