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assaultpepper.bsky.social
Ty
@assaultpepper.bsky.social
210 followers 530 following 170 posts
I'm here to laugh but I keep getting distracted.

Mostly post shower thoughts... almost exclusively actually.

#bbqmunity #showerThoughts #EDM #MMA #canPoli
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#Dark If he got the entire police department to start time traveling here it would have been hilarious.
September 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Today's vibe
February 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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I hate this airbnb...
Did you dump something brown in the toilet? It exploded everywhere and idk what it is I pooped... I think it clogged the toilet…there’s poopy toilet paper on the floor and seat. I flushed it but gagged so I’ll leave you to clean up the floor
January 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Picture of Chinese chicken balls and red sauce. Caption: My mom used to buy me this Chinese food as a kid but she had to stop cause the red sauce would make me go crazy and hurt myself and others
December 27, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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Every brain cell lost is wisdom gained 🧘
Guy with 0-42 MMA record
December 25, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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Me when I'm brought into a clothing store for the one time of year I buy new clothes.
December 24, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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For my Downtempo gang
Steal by Maribou State and Holly Walker
December 17, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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Nobody can stop you when you're with the king 👑
Guy on plane in burger king hat yelling
December 10, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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December 7, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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#breadsky this one was all the fiance I can't take credit.
December 4, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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Agreed! You've gotta try training them to agree with you. She used to be a #BaltimoreRavens fan. Now she's a huge #bills fan! All thanks to liver treats on touchdowns.
December 2, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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Still my goal to get into a #showerThoughts starter pack. Anyways here's my resume.

blueskyroast.com
Bluesky roast with 85% shower thoughts
December 1, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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Alright #breadsky got my first razor for scoring how'd I do?
November 29, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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Bird flu being found in 2 teens is scary. Anyways here's a #greentext
The image shows a post from an anonymous user on an internet forum, specifically the /fit/ board. The title of the thread is "salmonella in penis?" The user explains an incident where they accidentally dropped a raw chicken breast, which briefly contacted their exposed genitals before hitting the floor. They describe subsequent inflammation and discomfort in the genital area and ask if it’s possible they contracted salmonella poisoning. The replies from other users sarcastically accuse the original poster of engaging in inappropriate behavior with the chicken breasts.
November 27, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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#breadsky I ran out of parchment paper but the Dutch oven still pulled through. Not actually sure why I need parchment now 🤔
November 24, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Alright #breadsky here's my worst load yet. Anyone know what's wrong with it?
November 22, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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Credit to @nocontextmeme.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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#memes
Tweet 1: men with good dick can't fight Tweet 2: I be gettin knocked out on the regular
November 19, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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#memes
Man screaming with Caption: POV: It's 2030 and ur doctor just told u "idk bruh, that's tough" because they used chatgpt through college
November 19, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Josh Allen with play of the year right there! #BillsMafia
November 18, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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#LiftSky what's Mr Cleans routine? I'm tryna go for that aesthetic.
November 16, 2024 at 4:14 PM