asret.bsky.social
@asret.bsky.social
Husband, father, geek, veteran, author, witch.
Neti pots: for when you want to waterboard yourself in the comfort of your own home.

But at least I feel better afterward. #WorthIt
January 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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What's wrong with MAGA women?
January 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
My sinuses are fighting me like they're Antifa and my face is the patriarchy.
January 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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January 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Who falls asleep during an MRI? This guy!
January 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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♻️
January 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Dear Puget Sound drivers,

I get it.

It's such a pretty green light.

Why wouldn't you sit there and admire it? The drivers behind you don't mind.

GET OFF YOUR CELL PHONE AND DRIVE!!!!1!
January 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Current mood: kitten attacking shoe
January 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
For anyone even remotely interested, my all-time favorite movie is Network. What's yours?

m.imdb.com/title/tt0074...
Network (1976) ⭐ 8.1 | Drama
2h 1m | R
m.imdb.com
January 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Happy Monday friends.👋

If you are looking more friends drop a 💬.

I randomly boost my active followers, so engage to make the process work.

Have a great day. 🥰

Like 💙 & Repost 🔁
January 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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An actual depiction of what is happening right now in America
January 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
January 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
How's the governed going to react to the millions of TikTok users migrating to Rednote?
January 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Latest saved meme. Whatcha got?
January 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I had to Google Bluesky starter pack, but what a great idea!
January 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Cortisol shots between the joint at the top of your shoulder are wildly unpleasant. That is all.
January 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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TODAY’S EPISODE OF:
WE FU*CKING WARNED YOU

A Trump-supporting dairy farmer is still in denial about mass deportation threats and drops this gem:

“Nobody will be producing food. Within two days, we will not have food. There will not be food anywhere.”
January 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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What's "terrorism?" Right?
January 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I love motivational posts!
January 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My favorite thing about vacuuming hardwood floors in a house full of pets is that it doesn't look like you vacuumed.
January 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My stomach and I aren't on speaking terms.

Unless you count calling Ralph on the big white telephone.

Zero stars.
January 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM