This is the sentiment that we all need these days

Pete needs to sit down and have another drink.

It's actually easier for this dude to believe there's a massive global conspiracy to convince everyone that no one likes him than it is for him to just accept that no one likes him.

Pretty sure he's trying to keep Fanone out of trouble. That's a friend looking out for a friend.

The Captain America we deserve. Shame he didn't get to punch any goose steppers.

I have a bottle I probably shouldn't have bought ready for the occasion.

Midlife crisis? That is an end of life crisis.

Hey now. Don't go dissing my boys, the dinosaurs, by comparing them to Republicans.

Are we great yet?

That's being too kind. He's an unstable, narcissistic,.
megalomanic; sure. But don't forget that he's also unintelligent,so bad at business he bankrupted everything he ever touched, a coward (Bonespurs), childish, a pedophile, and he's still not learned how to blend his stupid orange foundation.

Better dead than red has a new meaning these days.

If he weren't lying, Jonathan Ross would be the picture he was holding up.