The Aspiring Himbo ✝ 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🕊️
@aspiringhimbo.bsky.social
(he/him/y'all) | 🔞NSFW | Amateur purveyor of smut and wiseassery, avatar of high-octane weaponized Autism, fitness enthusiast & proud endorsee of Wallachia Wall Chicken🍗
Aaaaand I've found my new gym bag. ❤️
July 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Aaaaand I've found my new gym bag. ❤️
God bless you, Ozzy.
Words will never be enough to thank you for all the joy you brought us, you marvelous madman. See you on the other side.
John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne
1948-2025 ✝️ Recquiescat in pace.
Words will never be enough to thank you for all the joy you brought us, you marvelous madman. See you on the other side.
John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne
1948-2025 ✝️ Recquiescat in pace.
July 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
God bless you, Ozzy.
Words will never be enough to thank you for all the joy you brought us, you marvelous madman. See you on the other side.
John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne
1948-2025 ✝️ Recquiescat in pace.
Words will never be enough to thank you for all the joy you brought us, you marvelous madman. See you on the other side.
John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne
1948-2025 ✝️ Recquiescat in pace.
I'll be damned if I'm going to consent to having my health scrutinized by a eugenicist dickweed on TRT that swims in raw sewage.
June 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I'll be damned if I'm going to consent to having my health scrutinized by a eugenicist dickweed on TRT that swims in raw sewage.
Holy shit, he does look like Crenshaw.
June 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Holy shit, he does look like Crenshaw.
This is who runs this account
June 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is who runs this account
Or how he killed the Pope.
June 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Or how he killed the Pope.
God be praised, the chains are broken. Let freedom reign for one and all!
Happy Juneteenth!!
Happy Juneteenth!!
June 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
God be praised, the chains are broken. Let freedom reign for one and all!
Happy Juneteenth!!
Happy Juneteenth!!
An observation, @mikestabile.bsky.social.
Porn & depictions of sexuality aren't obscene, no matter how much Mike Lee says they are.
But him joking about how some right wing psycho visited death & suffering on two families in their homes? That isn't just obscene, it's fucking monstrous.
Porn & depictions of sexuality aren't obscene, no matter how much Mike Lee says they are.
But him joking about how some right wing psycho visited death & suffering on two families in their homes? That isn't just obscene, it's fucking monstrous.
June 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
An observation, @mikestabile.bsky.social.
Porn & depictions of sexuality aren't obscene, no matter how much Mike Lee says they are.
But him joking about how some right wing psycho visited death & suffering on two families in their homes? That isn't just obscene, it's fucking monstrous.
Porn & depictions of sexuality aren't obscene, no matter how much Mike Lee says they are.
But him joking about how some right wing psycho visited death & suffering on two families in their homes? That isn't just obscene, it's fucking monstrous.
Damn. First Sly Stone and now Brian Wilson.
Magnificently mad musical geniuses and beautiful souls.
Godspeed and take your places in His kingdom, gentlemen. Heaven's golden chorus awaits.
Magnificently mad musical geniuses and beautiful souls.
Godspeed and take your places in His kingdom, gentlemen. Heaven's golden chorus awaits.
June 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Damn. First Sly Stone and now Brian Wilson.
Magnificently mad musical geniuses and beautiful souls.
Godspeed and take your places in His kingdom, gentlemen. Heaven's golden chorus awaits.
Magnificently mad musical geniuses and beautiful souls.
Godspeed and take your places in His kingdom, gentlemen. Heaven's golden chorus awaits.
Gonna start dressing like this.
June 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Gonna start dressing like this.
"The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God."
- Leviticus 19:34
I answer to a higher law, Kapo.
- Leviticus 19:34
I answer to a higher law, Kapo.
June 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God."
- Leviticus 19:34
I answer to a higher law, Kapo.
- Leviticus 19:34
I answer to a higher law, Kapo.
Anyone who doubted or dismissed me can shut the fuck up forever.
June 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Anyone who doubted or dismissed me can shut the fuck up forever.
The First Amendment would like a word with this kapo cuck.
June 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The First Amendment would like a word with this kapo cuck.
Behold, @littlewolfwitch.bsky.social- satire is DEAD.
June 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Behold, @littlewolfwitch.bsky.social- satire is DEAD.
If you see anyone wearing this and a MAGA hat in public, you're entitled to punch them in the kidneys.
June 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
If you see anyone wearing this and a MAGA hat in public, you're entitled to punch them in the kidneys.
I rock these colors loud and PROUD!!! ❤️
June 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I rock these colors loud and PROUD!!! ❤️
I'm just gonna start wearing something like this and handing them out.
I dare these hateful weirdos to try taking me to court.
I dare these hateful weirdos to try taking me to court.
May 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm just gonna start wearing something like this and handing them out.
I dare these hateful weirdos to try taking me to court.
I dare these hateful weirdos to try taking me to court.
Not even if my life depended on it, you godless skank.
May 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Not even if my life depended on it, you godless skank.
This explains why people are so confused when they come to my house.
May 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This explains why people are so confused when they come to my house.
This from the last decent Republican to occupy the White House.
May 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This from the last decent Republican to occupy the White House.
This is how freedom gets destroyed:
May 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This is how freedom gets destroyed: