being over 30 and teaching freshmen feels like being an ancient sage

I just explained clapper lights to a group of 14 year olds and it was like I revealed the secret of Atlantis

my kids have been watching the Pete the Cat tv show and I’m OBSESSED with the gay squirrel dads tbh

we’re doing drunk PowerPoints for Friendsgiving and boy howdy I don’t think I’ve been this enthusiastic to do critical analysis since grad school

taking a new approach to classroom management this year by displaying these on my smartboard when the need arises

please enjoy this caricature of stone cold one of my spouse’s students drew

the school i teach at has a yellowjacket problem and my students finally got fed up