To the sweet baby angel doing Petty Mayonnaise’s social media: this should be 2 separate posts…

The phrase “manage up” is shorthand for: “we would rather shift the responsibility of leading onto you, despite the unequal power structure, than address problematic people. But also, don’t overstep or you become the problem.”

I don’t get paid enough to be both my boss’s subordinate and mentor.

Barkley has outsourced the job of monitoring extra kibble to one of his stuffies. There’s absolutely no way the cats will eat it now. Nailed it, buddy.

And in this honse we live, langh, love…

If this is also the guy who makes stew, it would be game over. Can cook and open to a craft activity??? Let’s goooooooo