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aspiring-ass-eater 🍑
@aspiring-ass-eater.bsky.social
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Tryna eat a butt tbh
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aspiring-ass-eater.bsky.social
What have you done...

How can I goon now

All I can do now is circulate
YouTube comment about being a floating circulatory system.
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
aspiring-ass-eater.bsky.social
A dude wearing an excel spreadsheet suit looking at an excel bed and framed excel pictures all over the wall. They all say "freak in the sheets." There is top text that reads: "Stop going on your first dates in your Excel suit" lol
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
aspiring-ass-eater.bsky.social
my ideal Halloween party this year 🙏 (Kick-Ass 2)
September 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
aspiring-ass-eater.bsky.social
There's something naughty about the showers being in front like this lol

You want come join us in the festivities, right? 🥺

Then SHOWER IN FRONT OF US FIRST 😈
Screenshot of "Waterpark Simulator." The park is a small rectangular area with a semi-circular pool to either side, leaving a square open area in the middle. The back of the open area has some lounge chairs with umbrellas. The front of the open area has three standing showers. The two left showers are occupied.
September 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
aspiring-ass-eater.bsky.social
Ok Peaky Blinders 😳
September 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
aspiring-ass-eater.bsky.social
I would've been giving myself countdowns bro 😭
Reddit post from r/AskReddit by u/pornmaster12332. (The post has 423 upvotes) Title: What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated to? Comment from Calm_Canary: When I was like 12 or 13 my parents decided I was old enough to have a telephone in my room. The one I got was a cordless model which would for some reason speak the numbers as you dialed them in a woman's voice. For the 0, instead of "zero", it was pronounced, "oh". So yeah, you can fill the blanks. (The comment has 1579 upvotes)
September 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
aspiring-ass-eater.bsky.social
Goals
An image of the iOS peach emoji with a heavenly light blue background
September 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM