Scott
aspirationalname.bsky.social
Scott
@aspirationalname.bsky.social
Recent social media convert. 🏳️‍🌈
Aura deficient, I'm taking oral aura meds
Legally boring
Gay. Half White and Navajo
Neurodivergent.
Slowly learning DaVinci Resolve.
Do authors think it would be too far if their fictional magic systems were able to cure cancer?

We can regrow limbs, cure a cold, and make you immune to fire, but cancer is different for story reasons.
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I've been attempting to summon some Christmas spirit, mostly by wearing my only X-mas shirt every couple of days and looking at the lights on my walks. It might be working? Possess me Christmas demons I let you in.
December 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
'Nuff said has everyone clapped energy.
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
We are in the era of "I'll allow it" and "That's unbelievably illegal, so stop maybe."
Hundreds of good acting jobs were lost when the movies stopped featuring exasperated judges.
December 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I need to know why my phone swipe typing randomly adds a "b" or a "v" at random intervals. b will typically go before a word and v can be before or after, but it usually does a sandwich.

Like this

b kitten
v chicken v

I notice the b'a and delete, but the v's can slip through.
December 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
When does the "U.S. Department of Look Over There, Whoa That's Crazy" officially open?
December 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I did have a couple of pieces of the discount chocolate bar. It's Lindt so it's fine. But I aways thought about the fact that I could break 10 of these in the store and that would be $150.

I didn't even think about buying them. Just, "What if I snapped all of these in half? It wouldn't take long."
December 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I want to comb through the Epstein files, but i'm VERY paranoid that people visiting the government website are going to be extra monitored by AI from that point on. Are there ads?

Say hi to me when our cyber ghosts are put into that White House ballroom data center.

My only precautions pictured.
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My favorite comment today. From Todd in the Shadows worst of 2025 video.
December 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Spoilers 1x13 of Being Human.

A woman asking about a werewolf mans monthly after her miscarriage of a werewolf fetus is some dark comedy that i'm not sure was on purpose.
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Wow I'm basically mad at every single news item I've been shown this evening.

Is bluesky Fox News-ing me? Time to touch grass.
December 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I actually thought to myself today, "Can I splurge on a real lemon for my tea tomorrow? It's been a while."

I was later handed an envelope of cash because apparently someone owed me money?

I'm buying TWO lemons because my juicer has been gathering dust since the orange president took office.
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This is good. It's in the same vein as Tucker & Dale vs. Evil and the Cabin in the Woods. So if you are into that check it out.

I wish Tubi had the subtitles so I could understand a lot of the Friday The 13th style echo whispering.
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I've been side eyeing these Lindt Dubai style bars for months at the store. They were $15 full price.

Shockingly, nobody was buying them, and now they are a clearance item. Coming soon to some peoples Christmas stockings.
December 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Can someone explain to me how to refine crude oil into fentanyl? I'm at a loss, and all i'm getting is sticky.
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I'm not healthy enough to go to the gym, so I may need to speak with a doctor before watching Heated Rivalry.
December 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We are going to learn magic is real before 2028 when they tell us Trump can run because they used just a 'tiny bit of dark magic' to extend his life span.
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Turtle Island Liberation Front? Did JK Rowling help in writing this?
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Zombina and the Skeletones - Mister Jinglehorse
YouTube video by Zombina and the Skeletones
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December 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I was really looking forward to Poles!
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I will not apologize my for clean, soft, and moisturized hands. They slip right out of your firmest handshake. (They do. I'm not joking) Maybe toughen your eyes up a little, Mr. sunglasses.
December 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When I can't make a decision, I just flip a coin. This was no butt stuff. Thanks George.
December 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I have had a 3 day headache because I accidentally fine misted my sinuses in the shower. The only thing worse than sneezing for 70+ days in a row is when you suddenly can't. I've been Tylenol posting the last 3 days.
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I can't believe Quentin would say such things about my close friends and movie stars Paul Dano and Matthew Lillard. He's going to get such a finger wagging when I next see him.

But also imagine if actors had 'act beef' and would try to out perform each other in back and forth projects.
December 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Gumby predicted that Elon Musk would make it to Mars.
Gumby - The REAL Small Planets (Yes, this is THAT one)
YouTube video by Francis C
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December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM