Heart of Aspiration
aspiration-station.bsky.social
Heart of Aspiration
@aspiration-station.bsky.social
T-09-77, the Heart of Aspiration. Occasionally changes location and form. Sometimes it appears as a skeletal corpse, sometimes as a mobile organ.
Project Moon parody account.
(I have lost my login info for Strawpage, sorry.)
Worry not. My particular Aspiration is to be a chef. I've had much time to study.
July 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Can it truly turn anything into cheese? My book is generating large teeth and it would be greatly appreciated for these to become said dairy product, as I can make fantastic cheese dip.
July 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Flick your Bic Pickle
July 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I have heard tell of a creature called a "shirime"... Heh... Heh heh!
July 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
That image is, as humans say, cursed...
July 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Really? Mayonnaise in substitute of butter? I shall give it a try with a small cake as a test run.
July 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Happy birthday, Heathcliff! I've made you a red velvet cake for the occasion.

I know. You have no need to trust me, with the cake happening to be red, but it IS actually cake. (The frosting design could use a bit of work but the idea is there.)
July 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Hello, sir Hokma.

It is true they are gray, although they possess the ability to release purple lightning, creating the illusion of being purple. Unlike a particular dream sheep, which is indeed purple. (A ram counts as a sheep, yes?)
June 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I did not expect my vote to place. And they didn't. (Lloromannic)

Perhaps if it were October... Alas, I am glad Tuxedosam placed. I like him.
June 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Pinsir. It somewhat resembles myself!
a pixel art drawing of a crab with horns and a circle on its chest .
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a crab with horns and a circle on its chest .
media.tenor.com
June 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
For once, a fart joke I did NOT have a part in.
June 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I have honestly wondered how exactly miss Gebura can stand that sort of heat. My blood would quite literally boil!
June 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ah... Dewports.
June 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
/Build-A-Bear
June 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
DAMN IT ALL! RUN!
June 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
You, uh, know who else isn't willing to upset you? My mom!
June 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
...I was trying to make bread... I can cook, but I can't BAKE.
June 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Stop that, you. The last thing we need is a pack of wild gooners.

I do get a bit taller in my EGO form and am much smaller in my Tool form.
June 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
/Hairstur...
June 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM