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Aspharon
@asph.me
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Hi, I'm Bram, AKA Aspharon. 25 years old. Dutch student who thinks too much about raccoons and Pokémon Platinum. 🇳🇱🏳️‍🌈 He/They
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Oh this looks neat, maybe I'll do a few of these throughout the month.

CW for graphic violence, I suppose.

#WIPSnips
Spinning my dagger into a reverse grip to get into a more defensive stance, I instantly need to veer to the side as he flies towards me, and I narrowly dodge a thrust from his blade. I step back as he follows it with a slash from his other sword, which clashes against my dagger as I bring it in the weapon's path just in time. My arm trembles as he keeps pushing against my dagger, the tip of his steel threatening to pierce my chest if I don't keep this up. From the corner of my eye, I suddenly see him swing his first blade at me again. I instinctively hold up my forearm to block it, which it hacks straight into.
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
asph.me
Not something you're missing, but something that needs fixing: The hair colors are mislabeled.
A screenshot of the mislabeled hair colors on Serebii. Green hair is labeled purple, purple hair is labeled lavender, blue is labeled teal, pink is labeled turquoise, a rose gold like color is labeled white, and a light teal is labeled passion pink.
October 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
asph.me
Finally got to the real game: The clothes shop. Rate my fit
My trainer in Legends Z-A. He's wearing a brown and green outfit.
October 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
asph.me
Wow okay they really took the criticism of water looking like shit in PLA to heart #LegendsZA
A screenshot of Legends Z-A. The water looks great.
October 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
asph.me
Hey aren't you like, a terrorist. #LegendsZA
A Legends Z-A screenshot showing Mable from Team Flare as the acting director of the Pokémon Lab.
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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THE PREVIOUS DIRECTOR??? DID THEY KILL HIM #LegendsZA
A Legends Z-A screenshot. I'm looking at photos of Professor Sycamore. The caption says: "There are photos of Professor Sycamore, the previous director of the Pokémon Lab."
October 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I fucking blinked in my picture are you kidding me #LegendsZA
A Legends Z-A screenshot. My trainer has their eyes half-open.
October 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Is that a shiny phantump in the painting?? 👀 #LegendsZA
A Legends Z-A screenshot. It contains a painting of what seems to be a shiny phantump
October 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
asph.me
Oh my god you can change your hair color straight away??? There's no white hair option though that's a shame

Anyhow this'll be my spoiler thread go mute #LegendsZA if you don't wanna see anything
The hair color customization screen
October 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
asph.me
It is time.
The box for Pokemon Legends Z-A Nintendo Switch 2 Edition.
October 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
asph.me
oh hell yeah I'll try my luck
A reference sheet for Ixen the lizardfolk, a green humanoid lizard. He's wearing a large purple wizard hat, various brown belts, and a large split cape. He's holding a bow.
October 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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LIVE WO-CHIEN REACTION
October 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
asph.me
I got tired of the arrows in 47 being in an unintuitive order so I got out obs and sliced out the parts and changed the order and it WORKED
A screenshot of the rhythm game in captcha 47. It is sliced up so that the arrows are in a new order: LEFT, UP, DOWN, then RIGHT. I got an accuracy of 91%.
September 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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is de aflevering van vandaag minder lang dan normaal, of mist er een fragment op youtube?
De twee LUBACH videos die vandaag ge-upload zijn. De één is 10 minuten lang, en de ander 12 minuten.
September 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
asph.me
Found him!!
A screenshot of that same riolu, now with some added comments from others that found it
August 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
asph.me
Hadn't seen this Dutch ICON on wplace yet so of course I had to do my duty
Pixel art of Dolfje Weerwolfje, on wplace
August 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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It doesn't happen often, but I'm still surprised that it happens at all.
A youtube screenshot. The video is at 0:01, and displaying the text "An R4 was used to remove Zekrom's shiny lock. For more information, please watch the video linked in the description." Someone has commented on the video, saying "Wait, I thought Zekrom and Reshiram were shiny locked, or is this a rom hack." I've replied to the comment, saying "Have you tried watching the first second of the video"
August 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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A cartoon of two guys sitting on the couch. The left guy is saying "AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, ALL NSFW WORK IS TASTEFUL NSFW WORK"
August 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Rufio, a vanara with orange fur and a cowboy hat, in the style of Burgerpants from Undertale, saying 'I'm only 32 and I've already wasted my entire life'. The background is the saloon from Undertale Yellow.
August 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Will there not be a cassette release? :(
All of Pickle Darling's previous releases, on cassette
August 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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The 'Insult Deflection' meme, with one person misgendering a famous trans person who did a bad thing, hurting a trans person you care about who now knows your support is conditional upon you liking them individually
August 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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My attacks for Art Fight 2025!! This was so much fun, and thank you to EVERYONE who attacked me!

Characters in order:

Feyri by KitTheKatCreations
Basil by ls_arkos1334
Dr. Roadman by BlueBelldnd
This Guy by @ragsy.bsky.social

#sharemyattack2025
An anthropomorhic male wolf/husky, lying prone, catching a baseball. They're wearing red pirate-like clothes, and have pink pawprints at the bottom of their shoes. A Raposa character with brown fur looking at a gold coin. He's wearing blue clothes, and their background depicts Creation Hall. A character wearing a crinkly grey hoodie, blue pants, and a plague doctor mask, sitting atop a big 'ROAD CLOSED' sign. The background is a dark road in the middle of nowhere, with a large moon visible. A large cardboard cutout of the head of some sort of creature
August 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
asph.me
oh my god
Two new Fangamer products: Rockstar Ralsei Costume and Horse Ralsei Costume
July 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
asph.me
Post your lock screen!

I've had this since pre-pandemic, release some new music french boy
A lock screen, the background of which is a picture of Madeon at one of their Good Faith shows
July 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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He was shown this image alongside it
Mario pictured several times, once with swimming goggles
July 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM