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😂 That’s awesome! Thanks!
January 4, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I think they’re also celebrating because this may affect Russia’s bottom line w.r.t. oil and shadow fleets???
January 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I’m sure the coaches and locker room know this and all other performance incentives. Do they take these into account when they prep for the game?

Do they get pressure from ‘the front office’ to prevent the bonus?

I’m giving him the ball every down until he gets 8 yards and again at the goal line
January 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Bring back the International Bowl!
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Does this give him an ‘out’ if things go south?
He’s probably waiting for some polling numbers before he makes a statement.
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Thunder Bay! The traditional home of the Finnish diaspora?
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Awww… It looks like it’s smiling! Cute!

Hopefully they haven’t stamped out all the corruption and it’s built with shoddy materials.
January 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I don’t believe it. Are they suggesting that Russia is going to blow up an apartment building or something and blame it on the Chech… er … Ukrainian s?
January 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Great choice!
Happy New Year’s! Best wishes for 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
2025 was a little lousy. Hope he hangs on for another 12 hours to start 2026 on the right foot
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Amazing! It better breathe fire!
December 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
And by Breton, I meant BERTON! (My apologies, argh 😠)

Regards,
Setve
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
That’s hilarious! I haven’t heard the word Biffy in ages and I’ve only ever heard it used by my aunt in Calgary.

Love the poem too!

Happy New Year to you and Breton!
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Well, akshually, ….
She may have had braces if you saw it in the theatres. There’s a film review that states “She has about as much hardware in her mouth as he does.”
And this was in ‘79, we’ll before the Mandela Effect started 🤣

Emery Lichtenwalter, the reviewer, passed shortly after 🧐
December 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Poor horses 😞
December 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Phuck, we suck

Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Y’all better get your sh!t together soon or we’re stepping up our Treachery game in 2026.

Merry Christmas!
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
😂 Have a great Christmas!!!
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Not a joke but rather a nickname we call our new pup Marvin who loves chasing a soccer ball but flops down pretty easy when playing with his big sister. “No 9 in your programme but No 1 in your heart, it’s Marvinho!”

Best of luck in 2026!
Go Fort Wayne! Vamos Ottawa Atletico
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
A few folks have suggested ‘The Hour’ which was a really great show!

Not sure where you can find it but I recommend it!

www.imdb.com/title/tt1778...
The Hour (TV Series 2011–2012) ⭐ 8.0 | Drama
1h | TV-14
www.imdb.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
How many margaritas?
Time to update some Sesame Street number videos?

youtu.be/8fCFdhTQJsM?...
The Sesame Street Baker Pratfalls * 1-10 (June 1969)
YouTube video by GML SUPPRTSVCS
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM