Asmus
@asmus.bsky.social
Can we have a shoutout to the Outlook team, who is not aware what I want to see in my Focused inbox and what I want in my other?
(Hint: the other way around)
(Hint: the other way around)
February 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Can we have a shoutout to the Outlook team, who is not aware what I want to see in my Focused inbox and what I want in my other?
(Hint: the other way around)
(Hint: the other way around)
Thank you, Sainsbury’s. I’ll just wash my hands with this toothbrush.
January 19, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Thank you, Sainsbury’s. I’ll just wash my hands with this toothbrush.
Cuddles is EXHAUSTED from having an infant around. And she does nothing.
How do you think your mother and I feel, huh?!
How do you think your mother and I feel, huh?!
December 23, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Cuddles is EXHAUSTED from having an infant around. And she does nothing.
How do you think your mother and I feel, huh?!
How do you think your mother and I feel, huh?!
So, my baby has these jump suits… is this just me, or is there something seriously wrong with the emblem?
I could eight eyes. It’s not a teddy, it’s a spider. Right?
I could eight eyes. It’s not a teddy, it’s a spider. Right?
December 19, 2024 at 7:23 AM
So, my baby has these jump suits… is this just me, or is there something seriously wrong with the emblem?
I could eight eyes. It’s not a teddy, it’s a spider. Right?
I could eight eyes. It’s not a teddy, it’s a spider. Right?
We went to a Christmas dog event
November 24, 2024 at 8:20 AM
We went to a Christmas dog event
Jodie Whittaker is doing a play in London called The Duchess, and every time I see a poster for it, I think “I wanna see her playing Jesse Faden in a TV adaption of @remedygames.com’s Control…”
November 23, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Jodie Whittaker is doing a play in London called The Duchess, and every time I see a poster for it, I think “I wanna see her playing Jesse Faden in a TV adaption of @remedygames.com’s Control…”
Keep being reminded of the Teen Roast meme poster
November 22, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Keep being reminded of the Teen Roast meme poster
Well isn’t this just the best thing ever?
November 21, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Well isn’t this just the best thing ever?
Spotted by the Garrick in London. They truly hide amongst us
November 21, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Spotted by the Garrick in London. They truly hide amongst us
Whoever designed this twee pizza tracker for Domino’s ought to be catapulted into the sun.
November 19, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Whoever designed this twee pizza tracker for Domino’s ought to be catapulted into the sun.
Well, cheers, Amazon. I won’t be buying fidget spinners from you anymore 😤
November 18, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Well, cheers, Amazon. I won’t be buying fidget spinners from you anymore 😤
My parents are doing cleaning, and they found a book I wrote. It was a sword and magic affair with murderous trolls killing the MC’s father.
I remember slaving over it, and my god it was a long piece of text.
My dad sent it to me, it was four pages.
The troll
Slay
Er
For grandma
Signed by Asmus
I remember slaving over it, and my god it was a long piece of text.
My dad sent it to me, it was four pages.
The troll
Slay
Er
For grandma
Signed by Asmus
November 17, 2024 at 3:29 PM
My parents are doing cleaning, and they found a book I wrote. It was a sword and magic affair with murderous trolls killing the MC’s father.
I remember slaving over it, and my god it was a long piece of text.
My dad sent it to me, it was four pages.
The troll
Slay
Er
For grandma
Signed by Asmus
I remember slaving over it, and my god it was a long piece of text.
My dad sent it to me, it was four pages.
The troll
Slay
Er
For grandma
Signed by Asmus
Samurai Pizza Cats. But in German, as my mother used to let the TV run on RTL and ARD (potentially in the hope I would actually learn German. I didn’t)
November 17, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Samurai Pizza Cats. But in German, as my mother used to let the TV run on RTL and ARD (potentially in the hope I would actually learn German. I didn’t)
And that was that. Goodbye, Twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 7:37 PM
And that was that. Goodbye, Twitter.
Guarding against the dark
November 12, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Guarding against the dark
My favorite thing to do is voicing my dog. And she either sounds like a Victorian child (“Father, I am famished!”) or in broken English, usually without personal pronouns (“Dad-dy, am hungry. Please feed”)
October 29, 2024 at 6:48 PM
My favorite thing to do is voicing my dog. And she either sounds like a Victorian child (“Father, I am famished!”) or in broken English, usually without personal pronouns (“Dad-dy, am hungry. Please feed”)
Did anyone else Kickstart the game Sealark back in 2012? I am still thinking about it and dearly wish it had been released…
September 25, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did anyone else Kickstart the game Sealark back in 2012? I am still thinking about it and dearly wish it had been released…