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Asmoslayus
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Responds to witches, Etsy or otherwise.
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snacktuar.bsky.social
I hope that a year or two out, Vince can look in the rearview mirror and appreciate what an iconic part of this season he was. #BB27
An edited screenshot from the television show 'Friends.' Rachel and Ross are in Rachel's apartment. Rachel is hitting Ross with a newspaper; Ross is raising his arms to ward off the attacks. The text "Vince freaking out during Part Two of the HoH comp" has been edited onto Rachel. An edited screenshot from the television show 'Friends.' Monica; Joey; Chandler; and Phoebe are crowded against a bedroom door, leaning against it to listen to something on the other side. Text labels have been edited onto the screenshot. Monica is labelled "Morgan"; Joey is labelled "Frankie Grande"; Chandler is labelled "Dr. Will"; and Phoebe is labelled "Intern Andrew."
October 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
#bb27 #bbsky

Don't forget to pay your witches, this season didn't go this way without them!
September 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
Etsy witches! Nooo! Don't drown Keanu in the shower, just scald him and send him out early for minor but necessary treatments.

#bb27 #bbsky
September 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
#bb27 #bbsky

Right now there are eBay Warlocks conjuring spirits to bless Keanu and pull out something to save him on his most desperate hour...

Please, etsy witches, work your spells to outpower these warlocks and remove this dungeon master/comp-beast chimaera from the table.
September 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
#bb27 #bbsky

Talking to Kelley must be like talking to Smeagol/Gollum...never know which one you're gonna get; irritating in equally different ways, her kind mirth only luring one in close enough to be bludgeoned.
September 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
Can we pay the Etsy witch to bring Rachael back?

#bb27 #bbsky
September 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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snacktuar.bsky.social
#BB27
A screenshot from the live feeds of the reality television show, 'Big Brother.' Houseguest Vince is sitting on the edge of a bed, looking despondent. He's wearing a green polo shirt. Luigi Mario's iconic green hat has been edited onto his head.
September 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
#bb27 #bbsky

Out of context BB:

Morgan to Vince regarding Lauren: "we didn't get to, cause she pulled you. She pulled you for hours!"
September 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
#bb27 #bbsky
Rachael was eliminated, not voted out...right?
a man is holding a pair of scissors in his hand and saying `` i love democracy '' .
Alt: Palpatine in the Senate chambdt saying `` i love democracy '' from the Prequels.
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
#bb27 #bbsky
a man is holding a camera in front of a no parking fire lane sign
Alt: Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec tosses technology in a dumpster.
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
#bb27 #bbsky

BB now stands for
Boooooo!!! Boooooo!!!
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September 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
#bb27 #bbsky

"A special elimination episode of Big Brooootheeer...."

Elimination episode???

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September 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
#bb27 #bbsky

Dearest Production, IF you exist...you came for our Queen, consider our response your beheading.
September 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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snacktuar.bsky.social
Feel like shit just want her back #BB27
An edit of the popular "Wolverine Remembers" meme. Two images from the 1993 cartoon show, 'X-Men,' it futures the X-Man Wolverine, in full yellow spandex costume, lying in bed and holding a picture frame. In this edit, Big Brother 27 contestant Rachel Reilly appears in the picture frame.
September 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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dolffica.bsky.social
Decide for yourself.

It is fairly reasonable this is about Rachel because she has been obsessed with her since she left (by Ava's hand). #BB27
bigbroaccess.bsky.social Big Bro Access @bigbroaccess.bsky.social · Sep 8
So it definitely sounds like she says that but leaving it here for people to make of it what they will. I only recorded the end. You can hear it better on a laptop.
September 8, 2025 at 7:04 AM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
#bb27 #bbsky

*Blows space dust off*

Wait a minute! This says "Mastermind's Month of SADNESS!!!"
September 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
#bb27 #bbsky

This is the longest consecutive amount of time I haven't looked at the steams since they started earlier this summer. I don't even know if they're up or down.

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September 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
#bb27 #bbsky
a woman says i am speechless while talking to a man
Alt: From the show, Seinfeld, Elaine says "I am speechless! I am without speech" while talking to Jerry.
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September 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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snacktuar.bsky.social
KEANU STILL HAS JIMMY'S SWEATER!?!! #BB27
a little girl in a white dress is holding a can of slash soda .
Alt: An animated GIF from the 1994 film, 'Little Rascals.' A small girl, Darla, angrily crushes a can of soda in one hand as she grimaces.
media.tenor.com
September 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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snacktuar.bsky.social
#BB27
An edit of a popular mean of a schoolbus getting hit by a train. In the first part, a yellow schoolbus is crossing train tracks. The bus is labelled "KEANU TRYING TO TRICK MORGAN INTO USING HER VETO ON VINCE." In the second part of the image, a train is plowing into the schoolbus. The train is labelled, "MORGAN NOT LETTING KEANU GET A WORD IN."
August 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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amikebloomtype.bsky.social
While Rylie's #BB27 exit interviews were postponed on Friday, I got the chance to send him questions through email. This is what he had to say, from what happened in the Block Buster to his response to the controversy around his behavior in the house: parade.com/tv/big-broth...
'Big Brother 27's Rylie Jeffries Responds to Controversy Around His Relationship With Katherine: 'I Respect Boundaries' (Exclusive)
'I never intended to make Katherine feel uncomfortable or disrespected,' the bullrider says about his showmance partner after his eviction last week.
parade.com
August 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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snacktuar.bsky.social
Live interviews can be tough and there's still pressure to answer questions on a deadline. I thought the most fair thing to do would be to collect Rylie's thoughts on his fellow houseguests when he had a generous 45 days to give them. #BB27 #TWRylie
An edited screenshot of the linked Parade interview with evicted Big Brother houseguest, Rylie Jeffries. The screenshot is a list of names of houseguests still in the Big Brother house. Red text that are actual quotes from Rylie's time in the house are edited in as responses. They read as follows: "To finish, give me your rapid-fire thoughts on each of the remaining houseguests. Starting with Ashley." "I fucking hate her face; I wanna set something out in the middle of the night so when she walks, she trips over it." "Ava." "Annoying as fuck; Ain't playing the game." "Katherine." "HEY, WATCH YOUR ATTITUDE! DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH ME TODAY? SIT DOWN!" "Keanu." "A fucking idiot. His gameplay is the worst and it's pissing me off!" "Kelley." "The last person I want to talk about fucking game is fucking Kelley; I'm sick of Kelley running her fucking mouth." "Lauren." "Lauren's game is going in the fucking ground; Could've slept with us. It's a twin-sized bed, though." "Mickey." "Fuck you, you fucking liar; She did that shit to the wrong person. She's really going to regret that." "Morgan." "I'm putting Morgan up, I can't fucking stand her; I'll cut her fucking head off." "Rachel." "She makes me fucking disgusted, bro, she makes me want to throw the fuck up. She's fake as fuck." "Vince." "He bawled his eyes out in front of me. Vinny is fucking scared of me in this game." "And finally, Will." "Great human. Amazing husband with positive energy." The last response to the prompt, "Will," is in black text, and it remains the same as in the original article.
August 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
asmoslayus.bsky.social
Looks like ol' Vince finally remembered the lock on the door...
#bb27 #bbsky
August 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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#bb27
“Save me” meme with “Taran Armstrong” as the joke
August 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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snacktuar.bsky.social
ASHLEY: I was up there campaigning to save [Mickey's] ass. America's probably like, 'You dumb bitch!' #BB27
August 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM