Joey the Office Grunt
@asmolpiratecapt.bsky.social
I don't like butts... I LOVE THEM! 18+ Only 🔞 Pfp and banner of me by the lovely @titanicterra.bsky.social
I probably need to ask karma how many times I have been brought back from booty related endings... I stopped counting when it passed six figures...
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I probably need to ask karma how many times I have been brought back from booty related endings... I stopped counting when it passed six figures...
I love it! Albiet the dream part makes me think I'll be gone with a swallow... Well, a moment past the lips is forever on the hips so I technically will still be around
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I love it! Albiet the dream part makes me think I'll be gone with a swallow... Well, a moment past the lips is forever on the hips so I technically will still be around
Tbh she is one of my crushes so would be totally fine with the rest of my life in her but- hands.
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Tbh she is one of my crushes so would be totally fine with the rest of my life in her but- hands.
Plus it's cold outside so would be warmer inside as well... I would be very interested volunteer...
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Plus it's cold outside so would be warmer inside as well... I would be very interested volunteer...
Either way shes so heckin cute with that fuzz butt and them heart eyes!!!
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Either way shes so heckin cute with that fuzz butt and them heart eyes!!!
Hopefully something sweet to remember me by.
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Hopefully something sweet to remember me by.
Tums are the best. They keep us warm!
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Tums are the best. They keep us warm!
There's no other goal in life worth going for than knowing someone loves you so much that they want you on their hips. I adore this so much
November 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
There's no other goal in life worth going for than knowing someone loves you so much that they want you on their hips. I adore this so much
Ass is always the choice for me
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ass is always the choice for me
Counter offer, I do if for free if you promise my soul gets stuck in your wrinkled hole for an undisclosed amount of time afterwards... Deal?
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Counter offer, I do if for free if you promise my soul gets stuck in your wrinkled hole for an undisclosed amount of time afterwards... Deal?
Okay, envious of a pasta dinner. Gonna write that one down on my list... Thanks for that from my prey heart
September 6, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Okay, envious of a pasta dinner. Gonna write that one down on my list... Thanks for that from my prey heart
I think I volunteer till I break... Fox cheeks for the win
September 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I think I volunteer till I break... Fox cheeks for the win
N-no, but I request that I am allowed one Zoey butt kiss before adding to it forever...
September 6, 2025 at 9:45 AM
N-no, but I request that I am allowed one Zoey butt kiss before adding to it forever...
Wait... People can watch the movie? I was told the rear entrance was the way to it... Now I got lost...
August 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Wait... People can watch the movie? I was told the rear entrance was the way to it... Now I got lost...
Why you gotta be making me look like a gut slut with all these cute gals I would love the life changing tour of... Shes so damn cute
August 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Why you gotta be making me look like a gut slut with all these cute gals I would love the life changing tour of... Shes so damn cute
Okay, I have zero defense for the truth... That's facts...
August 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Okay, I have zero defense for the truth... That's facts...
ABSOLUTELY 💯
August 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
ABSOLUTELY 💯
The threat of a possible good time... Dammit, I kinda wanna roam now...
August 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The threat of a possible good time... Dammit, I kinda wanna roam now...
Micro ghosts every day. And the dutch ovening is bad...
August 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Micro ghosts every day. And the dutch ovening is bad...
I don't think I would or could ever fight you. Just wiggle an empty jar in my face and I'll wind up tied to your earring nerding out and dropping lore all day
August 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I don't think I would or could ever fight you. Just wiggle an empty jar in my face and I'll wind up tied to your earring nerding out and dropping lore all day
Moar ass forever
August 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Moar ass forever
Would TF me into TP if the locker room stall roll was out while I was riding in cleavage paradise and then "forget" about me while the gals came in from working out
August 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Would TF me into TP if the locker room stall roll was out while I was riding in cleavage paradise and then "forget" about me while the gals came in from working out
This is big need 😭
August 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is big need 😭
Hear hear! For the love of booty!
August 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hear hear! For the love of booty!
Folks like me will see it and go, "That's home and paradise"
August 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Folks like me will see it and go, "That's home and paradise"