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I have not listened to the new Taylor swift but I have listened to a lot of people talk about it and last night I had a dream that one of the lyrics in the Travis Kelce penis song was “his south will rise again”
October 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I have not listened to the new Taylor swift but I have listened to a lot of people talk about it and last night I had a dream that one of the lyrics in the Travis Kelce penis song was “his south will rise again”
Why my shitty abusive ex send me a 4 am email about how much his life sucks lol (broke up in 2016 btw!)
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Why my shitty abusive ex send me a 4 am email about how much his life sucks lol (broke up in 2016 btw!)
Italian Yo Gotti cover artist named SpoGhotti
May 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Italian Yo Gotti cover artist named SpoGhotti
Forgot this app existed 💖
May 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Forgot this app existed 💖
What's the point of having an online appointment request form if you're still going to make me CALL you to make the appointment 🥲
March 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
What's the point of having an online appointment request form if you're still going to make me CALL you to make the appointment 🥲
Really fucks me up every time I remember dry cleaning involves liquids
March 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Really fucks me up every time I remember dry cleaning involves liquids
Going back to my roots (eating a veggie burger that's actually made of veggies)
March 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Going back to my roots (eating a veggie burger that's actually made of veggies)
Have authors always used the word "sluicing" constantly I just never noticed until now? I swear I had never heard it before in my life until I got back into reading a couple years ago. Gross word tbh.
March 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Have authors always used the word "sluicing" constantly I just never noticed until now? I swear I had never heard it before in my life until I got back into reading a couple years ago. Gross word tbh.
I think this one is my favorite so far, hazelnut is also good
March 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I think this one is my favorite so far, hazelnut is also good
Either the Republican lady i work with is *slightly* less evil than i thought, or she did not realize my hat said "queer all year" when she told me it was "sooo cuuute"
March 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Either the Republican lady i work with is *slightly* less evil than i thought, or she did not realize my hat said "queer all year" when she told me it was "sooo cuuute"
Is anyone else going through that cycle of trying to put more effort into your appearance but then you have a breakdown from looking at yourself in the mirror too long so you stop putting in effort so you hate how you look and then it starts all over again
Or do I just have a lot to work through
Or do I just have a lot to work through
March 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Is anyone else going through that cycle of trying to put more effort into your appearance but then you have a breakdown from looking at yourself in the mirror too long so you stop putting in effort so you hate how you look and then it starts all over again
Or do I just have a lot to work through
Or do I just have a lot to work through
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realized while emptying the dishwasher that Yoda is precisely wrong. not malevolently so. but there is no do and there is no do not. there is only try. this is clear to a man in his mid-fifties and so should be clear to a 900-year-old Jedi knight
March 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
realized while emptying the dishwasher that Yoda is precisely wrong. not malevolently so. but there is no do and there is no do not. there is only try. this is clear to a man in his mid-fifties and so should be clear to a 900-year-old Jedi knight
February 10x10 if u even care btw
February 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
February 10x10 if u even care btw
No hate but why is every red haired woman named Molly
February 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
No hate but why is every red haired woman named Molly
Crumbl cookies are so unbelievably mid. Like grocery store cookies. Why did the world lie to me
February 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Crumbl cookies are so unbelievably mid. Like grocery store cookies. Why did the world lie to me
The only good thing the federal govt is doing right now is curing my imposter syndrome. The absolute stupidest, ugliest, most useless people are at the top of the world somehow? Maybe I'm capable of more than I thought after all.
February 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The only good thing the federal govt is doing right now is curing my imposter syndrome. The absolute stupidest, ugliest, most useless people are at the top of the world somehow? Maybe I'm capable of more than I thought after all.
I hate to say it but the version of Please Please Please with Dolly Parton is kind of not good
February 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I hate to say it but the version of Please Please Please with Dolly Parton is kind of not good
What does it mean when Spotify says hey here's some Japanese punk for you and then plays songs from every Jeff Rosenstock project
February 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
What does it mean when Spotify says hey here's some Japanese punk for you and then plays songs from every Jeff Rosenstock project
I can't lie besties I for sure thought Steve Bannon was dead
February 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I can't lie besties I for sure thought Steve Bannon was dead
What's the best brand of ketchup? I don't eat it but I keep wanting to make recipes that call for it. Or is it easy to make at home? Pls I just want some sweet and sour tofu.
February 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What's the best brand of ketchup? I don't eat it but I keep wanting to make recipes that call for it. Or is it easy to make at home? Pls I just want some sweet and sour tofu.
Chloe Cherry more like Chloe Scary bc she creeps me tf out
February 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Chloe Cherry more like Chloe Scary bc she creeps me tf out
Sorry to communists but potlucks and buffets make my skin crawl. Communal foods should be illegal. I'd rather starve.
February 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sorry to communists but potlucks and buffets make my skin crawl. Communal foods should be illegal. I'd rather starve.
My greatest fear is making fun of other people's midwest accents too much and ending up just talking like that for real
February 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My greatest fear is making fun of other people's midwest accents too much and ending up just talking like that for real
Queer little baristas complimenting my outfits is like drugs to me. Always chasing that high.
February 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Queer little baristas complimenting my outfits is like drugs to me. Always chasing that high.
We don't talk enough about how a good portion of cold winters involves being sweaty and overheated and miserable
February 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We don't talk enough about how a good portion of cold winters involves being sweaty and overheated and miserable