Muffy
@aslheel.bsky.social
Tar Heel, located in the PNW. Whovian, Browncoat, ASL interpreter.
I will send you all the Magical It Figures Itself Out vibes I can muster!!!
April 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I will send you all the Magical It Figures Itself Out vibes I can muster!!!
Sometimes, when I have something expensive Acting Up, I will tell it to figure itself out and then ignore the problem for as long as possible. It has worked!! (occasionally) There is no hard data to support my claim either lol.
April 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Sometimes, when I have something expensive Acting Up, I will tell it to figure itself out and then ignore the problem for as long as possible. It has worked!! (occasionally) There is no hard data to support my claim either lol.
The cat is like "UGHH another one? READ THE SIGN BUDDY!"
April 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The cat is like "UGHH another one? READ THE SIGN BUDDY!"
Krispy Kreme gets us all in the end....
April 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Krispy Kreme gets us all in the end....
Men are SO sensitive...
April 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Men are SO sensitive...
That is using your Big Brain!!!!
April 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
That is using your Big Brain!!!!
If Phil Ford was my therapist, i would be so happy. He's so kind and a legend for a reason.
April 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
If Phil Ford was my therapist, i would be so happy. He's so kind and a legend for a reason.
I WAS SCREAMING WITH JOY SO LOUDLY!!!!!
April 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I WAS SCREAMING WITH JOY SO LOUDLY!!!!!
I am sorry for you, Auburn was great this year. I was rooting for them. I was not, and never will, rooting for Dook. Objectively, it was a GREAT game. Everything March Madness is about, glorious.
April 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I am sorry for you, Auburn was great this year. I was rooting for them. I was not, and never will, rooting for Dook. Objectively, it was a GREAT game. Everything March Madness is about, glorious.
The instantaneous, incoherent, incandescent rage this caused me.... This would have been the moment I would use as my legal defense.
April 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The instantaneous, incoherent, incandescent rage this caused me.... This would have been the moment I would use as my legal defense.
The caffeine for me is a PROBLEM that I am already noticing. I live in a super diverse area (thank great Muppety Loki) so I have some local stores i can hit for spices.
April 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The caffeine for me is a PROBLEM that I am already noticing. I live in a super diverse area (thank great Muppety Loki) so I have some local stores i can hit for spices.
Ahhh yes, the " Hola, y'all" defense....
March 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Ahhh yes, the " Hola, y'all" defense....
I was really hoping Caleb would get to bounce them from the tourney with two different teams!!!!
March 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I was really hoping Caleb would get to bounce them from the tourney with two different teams!!!!
Tis....and he's not home from work yet!!!!
a man is screaming with his hands on his head and says `` for the love of god come on already !!! ''
ALT: a man is screaming with his hands on his head and says `` for the love of god come on already !!! ''
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March 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Tis....and he's not home from work yet!!!!
Nephew is gonna make us cauliflower, sage and bacon pasta.... im impatiently waiting.....
March 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Nephew is gonna make us cauliflower, sage and bacon pasta.... im impatiently waiting.....
He is incredible, I don't think I've ever felt so old looking at his sweet face! I thought Elliot Cadeau was young. Phew.
a man wearing a plaid shirt says i 've been diagnosed with excessive oldness
ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt says i 've been diagnosed with excessive oldness
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March 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
He is incredible, I don't think I've ever felt so old looking at his sweet face! I thought Elliot Cadeau was young. Phew.